Chapter 29
Board the Flying Fortress! There Will be Fights to Look Forward to!
Master Hand soared through the air with the Smashers grabbing for dear life onto him. They were going after the part of the fortress that took off into the air. "Good thing it isn't flying at a fast speed," MH said. "Otherwise I wouldn't be able to make it in time with all your weights dragging me down."
"I know someone largely responsible for this," Link stated.
"Who?" Mario asked. Seems like the criminal just talked…
The fortress finally came to a stop and hovered in one location without moving. "Hey, it stopped moving!" Samus said.
"Good, that should allow us to land with ease," MH said.
"Let's get onto land quick. I'm tired of hanging on like this already…" said Snake, who was hanging down from MH's pinky finger.
The Hand flew higher than the fortress and hovered around on top of it. "Okay, let's aim for the tallest building since the boss is always on those kinds of places!" MH said. "Let's charge in!"
"But we're still hanging onto you!" Link shouted.
Then a large cannon came out from a part of the roof top and aimed at MH from behind, and he wasn't aware of this. Toon Link turned around though and saw the cannon, and shouted, "There's a cannon pointing at us!" But the warning came too late; the cannon fired already.
Luckily, MH reacted in time and quickly shifted to the side, but the shot exploded midair and he was still caught by it. The Smashers all lost their grip on the Hand and they all fell in random directions, but all in small groups. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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Back downstairs and inside the remaining parts of the building…
Yoshi and Lucario got into fighting stance to get ready to face Unimpressio, who slowly stood up. "Disappointing… So disappointing…" Unimpressio said in a depressing tone. He reached into his pocket and got out a combat knife.
"He is starting to move," Lucario said.
"I can see that," Yoshi said. "Be careful…"
Unimpressio began walking towards them and they raised their guards. Suddenly, Unimpressio seemingly disappeared and reappeared in front of Lucario in a blink of an eye. The Pokemon reacted in time and hopped back quick just as Unimpressio slashed with his knife. However, this came way too suddenly and Lucario was cut at his snout somewhat. "Wha!"
"Oh no! Are you all right?!" Yoshi asked Lucario.
"Such disappointment…" Unimpressio said, and then he faded away.
"Where'd he go?!"
"Behind you!" Lucario jumped at Yoshi and pushed him away as Unimpressio reappeared behind Yoshi and tried to slash him. Because of this, Lucario ended up getting a cut on his arm.
"Oh no! I'm sorry that I got you hurt!" Yoshi cried, running to Lucario.
"This pain is nothing," Lucario told him. "It is my duty to protect you."
"I am not impressed, not at all…" Unimpressio said while walking towards them. Lucario ignored his wounds and jumped at him to perform a flying kick, but Unimpressio 'warped' behind him.
"Take this!" Yoshi jumped at Unimpressio and tried to smash him with his head, but the Failure once again warped away. "What?! How does he do that?!"
Unimpressio reappeared a bit of a distance behind them. "Not impressed at all with your performance…" he said. "Totally not impressed… You disappoint me…" He then lifted up his left arm and suddenly slashed the knife across his wrist.
"What is he doing?!" Yoshi gasped.
When the knife slashed across the skin, sparks were released and the knife was covered with a glowing orange coating as if it was heated up. Unimpressio lifted up the knife and pointed it in their direction and let go his fingers. The knife stayed afloat in air and then shot forward at a fast speed. The two Smashers were able to dodge aside with ease as they were very far from it. The knife kept on flying until it hit the wall far behind them and created a massive explosion that created a large hole on the wall.
KAAABOOOOOOOOM!!!!
"What that?!" Yoshi gasped with wide open eyes. "That much power?!"
But that wasn't all; the knife remained floating in air in front of the hole it just created. It turned around by itself and flew back into Unimpressio's hand.
"Whoa… This guy is scarier than I though… Can we really beat him?"
"We will try," Lucario said, getting into fighting stance again.
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Outside, Team 3 was looking at the fortress that was hovering high in the sky. "How did that thing get up there…?" DK asked.
"And how are we going to get up there?" Lucas asked.
"I think I saw something that looks like Master Hand flying over there," Fox said. "If that's the case, then Master Hand is dealing with the situation himself already. Let's just leave it to him, assuming that IS him…"
"Tsk! That means I'll be left out from the real battle!" Falco complained. "Such a killjoy…"
Pichu's ears then twitched and he listened closely to the ground. "Uh oh… I think there's another thing down there…"
"Now what?" Young Link asked. As soon as he said this, a large shark fin popped out from the sand and 'swam' in circles around them. "Eh?"
"A sand shark?! Now I've seen everything!" Red exclaimed.
"Be careful, everyone!" Fox said.
Everyone huddled close together while the shark fin continued to circle them. After a while, a giant fierce-looking shark leaped out of the sand and fell towards them with its jaws wide open.
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Jumpclusion landed from his jump and he had a couple of bruises on his body. Standing before him was Bowser and Wario, both of him had bruises too, and Bowser had his Sharp Gloves equipped. "Heh! Now you see that I'm not half as bad as you thought!" Bowser said in between panting.
"I can still take on you!" Wario said, punching his palm. "Bring it!"
"I have come to the conclusion that you are no small pawns," Jumpclusion said. "Very well, I will grant you the privilege to die by my full power." He bent down and gathered all his strength into his legs to unleash a very high jump and spun in midair and said out loud, "Final Transformation! Concluir!" And a burst of smoke appeared around him.
Note: Spanish for 'Conclude'.
"What the?!" Wario said in shock.
When the smoke cleared, Jumpclusion was seen standing in midair but was at the same time slowly floating down. Both the Smashers got a better look at him when he landed.
Jumpclusion was now wearing purple, stylish disco clothes and sported cool-looking shades, and the most remarkable feature of all was the large afro of his that was giving off rainbow-colored lights similar to that of a disco ball.
"Whoa… Talk about a disco freak!" Bowser commented.
"The conclusion to this battle shall now commence," Jumpclusion said, pointing at them.
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On a random part of the fortress's surface, or balcony…
"Ow… That was a painful fall…" Link groaned, rubbing his back as he stood up.
"Heh! Shows how much you need to build up yourself," Wolf said to him.
"Look, not everyone is an athlete like you, okay? I bet the others also got hurt from the fall!"
"I'm in my suit, so I'm fine," Samus said.
"Landing on my feet unharmed was nothing," Marth stated.
"Ha! I've fell from even higher heights than this!" said Sonic, looking in perfect health.
"Um…" Link was left speechless at this.
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On yet another part of the fortress…
"Looks like we got separated," Snake said, looking around the place.
"I saw them all falling onto here, so they should be fine," Captain Falcon said to him. "Now that we are here, let's get moving and get things done already."
"Let's-a go!" Mario said.
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And yet another part…
"Looks like you two are safe," MH said to Toon Link and Pit.
"I'm fine, and that was a fun free fall too!" TL commented.
"I'm glad that you two are safe," Pit said. "But the others…"
"Don't worry about them. They all have stamina which is several times better than your average Joe, so you're better off worrying about yourself rather than them," MH assured him. "Okay, now that we're on the top, let's…"
Before he finished talking, a loud voice could be heard throughout the place. "It seems that you are very persistent, Smashers," said the voice.
"That voice… It's Smelton!" TL said.
"It seems that you will follow me to the end in order to stop the creation of the perfect world. Rest assure that there is still some time before that happens, but even so, there is nothing you can about it. Now that you are aboard my flying fortress, you shall die for trespassing!"
After the voice finished talking, the door before MH, TL, and Pit opened and they got into defensive stance. "Be careful, someone is coming!" MH said.
Out of the open door came the person that was fully cloaked from head to toe, and he was accompanied by Ivotas, Katsura, and Kochou, who was skipping along happily and humming a tune to herself.
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Wolf, Sonic, Link, Samus, and Marth got into fighting stance as five people came out from the door before them.
One of them was the old man sitting on the wheelchair while the other four were new faces.
One person was a short, cartoony man dressed like a 70s mafia gangster (with stripe pattern) and his eyes were covered by his hat.
The second person was a tall and plump man with a cartoony face such as round eyes with angry eyebrows, round nose, and black hair that resembles a patch of grass. He wore a white t-shirt accompanied by long, black pants.
The third person was a very strange. He was wearing a cardboard box over his body like an armor and only his head and limbs were sticking out from holes cut on the surface. He also wore another box on his head, showing only the eyes through the eye holes.
The last person looked like a teen. He wore black leather jacket and brown khaki pants and he had a stylish hairstyle which was jet black and it stuck out and curled down at the front end. He also had a very, very grumpy expression on his face and walked with hands in his pockets.
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Snake, CF, and Mario also got into awareness as the door before them opened. "It's her…" CF said.
Out from the door stepped none other than Arrogarn, who was accompanied by both her twin subordinates.
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Yoshi and Lucario were both panting heavily, but they only had minor cuts that don't look fatal on their bodies. "You have disappointed me…" Unimpressio said, and he was totally unharmed.
"I will get you!" Lucario said, and he jumped at him to try and punch him, but Unimpressio warped to the side and gave him a backhand slap to the back of his head and knocked him forward.
"You do not have the strength to fight back anymore," he said. "You have totally disappointed me. I am not impressed."
"You're really tiring us out with that crazy teleportation of yours…" Yoshi commented.
"Disappointing… You will die right now," Unimpressio said, pointing his knife at them.
"But you will need to get permission from me first," said a new voice.
Unimpressio looked behind him and both the Smashers were surprised and happy to see the newcomer. "Mewtwo!" Yoshi exclaimed.
Sure enough, it was Mewtwo approaching the scene. "Who are you?" Unimpressio asked.
"Your enemy," Mewtwo replied.
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CLANG!
"Wah!" Meta-Knight was pushed back after clashing his sword with Ultimatinium Douchebags's massive axe. "What power!"
"Hahaha! You think you can defeat me? Don't make me laugh!" Douchebags said while swinging his axe at MK over and over. "Defeating the sixth strongest does not mean you can defeat me, the fourth strongest!"
The strikes from the axe were devastating and even if MK successfully blocked it, he would be pushed back several steps.
Meanwhile, Dedede was trying to hammer the ostrich that was running and jumping in circles around him. "Stand still, will you?!"
"Geez! You're the one acting slow and you're telling to stand still?" the ostrich replied. "Learn to move faster and don't cry over spilt milk, can you?!"
"In the name of the king, I tell you to stand still!" Dedede yelled as he slammed down his hammer really hard, but it missed.
After dodging the strike, the ostrich kicked up a lot of sand into the king's face and blinded him.
"Gah! How dare you blind my royal eyes?!" Dedede cried while trying to dust the sands off his eye. The ostrich kicked him in the chin and knocked him onto his back, and then he jumped onto his belly and stomped him over and over. "OOF!!! GET OFF MAH BELLY!!!"
"King!" MK gasped, but because of this, Douchebags was able to hit him and MK fly across the place badly wounded. "GAH!!"
"Haha! You care too much for others, and that is why you got hit! Too bad you survived it, but I will make sure you split into two with the next strike!" Douchebags said with a wicked smile. "I can't wait to see it! The mental picture of you sliced into two pieces with bloods spilling everywhere is arousing with me excitement already!"
Meanwhile, the ostrich was still bouncing up and down on Dedede's belly. "I SAID TO GET OFF ME, YOU BLASPHEMOUS CHICKEN!!!"
"My god! Can't you tell the difference between an ostrich and a chicken?! And shut your damn mouth already!" the ostrich said.
"Just go ahead and kill him already, Annoyan!" Douchebags said to the ostrich.
"Fine then! I'm going to unleash all my power to take you down!" the ostrich, Annoyan Nitzpicks, said. He hopped off Dedede and moved back several steps and shouted, "Final Transformation! Molesto!"
Note: Spanish for 'Annoying'.
And in a puff of smoke, Annoyan transformed from an ostrich into a roadrunner the size of an ostrich. No, I don't mean the Looney Tune character Roadrunner, but a real life roadrunner.
"What?" Dedede said with curiosity, but the next thing he knew was Annoyan running up to him at high speed and giving him a nasty kick that sent him flying across the place like a football. He fell down on top of a rock and shattered it.
CRASH!
"Ow! I'm hurt! I'm bleeding!" Dedede cried in pain. "I'm going to die! Call the doctor! Pass on my will to… whoever is worthy of inheriting my throne!"
"Nobody cares about those anyway!" Annoyan said while running to him at a fast speed. "Just shut up and die already!" He jumped and then performed a flying kick at Dedede's direction.
Suddenly, a hand reached forward and grabbed Annoyan's foot and pushed him back onto the ground. "Hey! What's the big idea?!" Annoyan said.
Dedede looked in front of him and saw Ganondorf standing there. "You!"
"What's the big idea? Well, what's the big idea of you attacking a king?" Ganondorf replied.
TO BE CONTINUED
Hopefully this chapter will let you know what to expect next. Look forward to it!
The Seventh Failure versus one of the top four strongest Smashers… Will this fight be disappointing or exciting?
Next chapter: Everything is Disappointing! Mewtwo vs. Unimpressio!
