One of my fans is now reading out loud (and making voices unlike me who just read it) Failure to Fangirl and I think Issues with Itachi and making videos. Chapter one of Failure to Fangirl is up on her youtube account. Just type failure to fangirl and you should be able to find the video if you are interested.
The rain doesn't want me to have ice cream for breakfast...
Akatsuki
"So someone is coming with us during our training this time?" I heard Naruto question Jiraya as I was walking slowly towards them.
"Yes." Jiraya answered simply giving Naruto an I-know-something-you-don't-know smirk. That smirk was voted most annoying five years in a row...
"Who?" Naruto questioned tilting his head cutely.
"Naru-chan!" I shouted hugging him. He deserved that hug. Hugging Naru-chan is fun.
"Nami-chan! Are you the one coming with us?"
"Yes."
"Yay!" Naruto said excited about the trip once more.
"Don't I get a hug?" Jiraya asked.
"Hmm let's see...no."
"Why not?"
"I try not to hug perverts, not good for the anti-molestation." I said simply.
"You're no fun." Jiraya whined before he gave up and started walking out of Konoha.
"Good." I agreed while Naruto laughed openly at us.
"Stupid pervert." Naruto whined as Jiraya walked away with a beautiful woman.
"At least he didn't steal your wallet before he left us." I pointed out.
"I think he raided it last night." Naruto said holding his frog wallet in his hands while he looked like he was weighing it.
"You can tell if he stole some by weight?" I questioned Naruto, impressed with his skills.
"No, probably not." Naruto answered grinning at me.
"Haha, well let's just go to the hotel so that I can take a shower while he is gone." I suggested.
"Okay, and I can look over this scroll." Naruto said grinning at me.
Outside point of view for a bit
Naruto was reading his scroll when there was a knock on the door.
"Stupid pervereted hermit, interrupting my reading. Doesn't he have a key?" Naruto muttered and asked himself before unlocking the door and opening it. Naruto was met with two strange men in black cloaks and red clouds.
"Hello, Naruto-kun." Itachi greeted.
"He doesn't need both arms, no one will care if I cut them off." Kisame said something along those lines right before he used his sword to steal Naruto's chakra.
"We need to leave quickly before the Sannin comes back." Itachi ordered.
"What about the girl?" Kisame questioned.
"What about her?" Itachi questioned wondering why Kisame cared.
"She looks familiar."
"Well it seems that you will find out who she is soon." Itachi said looking at the wall that seperates them from the bathroom.
"The water is turned off." Kisame noticed.
"No, Nami-chan don't come out!" Naruto suddenly screamed causing Kisame to drop him in shock.
"You little..." Kisame said but trailed off when he noticed Itachi smirking down at Naruto.
"Now she will definitely come out." Itachi informed him and he was right.
I was calmly taking a shower when I thought I heard someone knock on the door. Crap the pervert is back. Thank goodness I brought my clothes inside. Maybe I should leave the shower running while I get dressed so he does not come in as soon as there is no water, and thus not as much of a weapon. Stupid pervert I can still attack him with the water in my hair. I was putting on my shirt when I heard Naruto yell.
"No, Nami-chan don't come out!" Okay, um why did that start with 'no'? Who is he telling no? Is he saying no to me and thus making the request for me to come out? I wondered as I activated my bloodline and got the water in my hair to obey me. Maybe he was saying no because whoever has him was listening to the shower running. It's too big of a coincidence that he shouted that right after I turned off the water. So I can't get extra water or they would know what I was going and rush me.
I need a plan. If I go into the next room but remain where they can't see me from outside then I can spot their blood and maybe distract them from Naruto with some water? Worth a try. I thought before sneaking—like a ninja—into the next room and silently sending the water towards the two people out there. They dodged the water easily but they left Naruto on the ground where they were. I rushed into the hallway and made a dive to pick up Naruto. I skidded to a stop when this blue man was in front of me. Well that failed.
"I see why you look familiar now." Kisame said, "You are a Taki, a forbidden of the mist."
"Yes." I admitted knowing that he already knew. "Who might you be?" I questioned hoping if I talked politely with him he would go away, or at least not kill me.
"Hoshigi Kisame." he introduced himself grinning evilly, showing off his crazy shark teeth, "Behind you is Uchiha Itachi."
"So I should probably not look." I mused not realizing I said it out loud until Kisame laughed at me. On the bright side the water that was in my hair slowly crept back towards me until it was by my feet waiting for me to use it.
"You have pretty good control, for a Taki, who trained you? I am pretty sure that your parents were killed by hunter ninjas." Kisame informed me.
"How do you know?" I questioned for some reason believing this evil ninja guy.
"I was traveling to meet them, actually, your father was one of my few friends." Kisame admitted.
"So does that mean you will let us go?" I questioned hopefully.
"No, but I will only kill you if you get in our way." Kisame told me still grinning evilly.
"Worth a shot."
"Did you know how your parents escaped?" Kisame asked enjoying taunting me with information.
"No."
"When we assassinated the mizukage they escaped. So basically you already owe your life to me. You should just hand over the Kyuubi brat like a good little girl."
"Nice try but no." I told him thinking about the information I now had.
"Kisame why don't you just take the Kyuubi and we can be on our way." Itachi said getting slightly impatient.
"Fine." Kisame said unhappy because he wanted to continue messing with my head. Suddenly he started swinging his sword at me. Luckily for me the wall slowed the sword down so I was able to dodge it by merely bending down low while still keeping a hold of Naruto. Unfortunately for me there was two people there so I dodged Kisame and fell directly into Itachi's trap. Itachi was waiting for me to stand back up--I could sense Itachi's blood so I knew that if I didn't do something with Naruto Itachi would have us both. Luckily for me I felt Jiraya's blood coming at the right moment so I quickly put Naruto down and slid him across the floor like he was on a water slide. Jiraya helped by throwing the woman in his arms at Kisame to distract him. Then I closed my eyes and hoped somehow I wouldn't die.
I felt arms lift me off the floor and I refused to look. If I don't open my eyes he can't get me. Hmm isn't the rule if you can't see them they can't see you? Does that mean if I close my eyes I am invisible? Is that how the invisible people came to be?
"Let the girl go." I heard Jiraya say.
"I don't think so." Itachi said calmly. Okay so it is definitely Itachi who is now holding both my hands behind my back.
"How about we trade the Taki for the Kyuubi?" Kisame offered.
"No." Jiraya said.
"Itachi!" I heard Sasuke's voice shout. Oh no, this is going to end badly.
"Hello, foolish little brother." Itachi said pushing me to the wall as Sasuke probably attacked him. I could hear Itachi's fist hit Sasuke, or at least I assume that is what happened. I could tell when Itachi was suddenly not near me. I could hear him taunting Sasuke. I turned my back to them when I heard Kisame start to travel towards where Itachi and Sasuke were.
I opened my eyes to glare at Kisame telling him I would try to stop him from interfering. I knew better than to try and attack Itachi. The only reason I could kind of fight Kisame was because he can't use water techniques and his sword is too big for a hallway fight. I heard Sasuke get pummeled once more and noticed his blood on the floor. I began blinking my eyes trying to switch from blue to red. I don't know if it was because of the blood on the floor or because I kept the genkai activated too long but I was loosing control of it.
"You have the second stage? You wouldn't dare use it would you? Not with your friends here." Kisame taunted.
"Yeah, I would kill everyone." I admitted.
"The blood of your comrade is making it hard to supress. Did you know why you are forbidden? It is not just because you make all our attacks useless. In fact working with a mist shinobi would double both people's abilities. I could make water you could use it better than I could. You are forbidden because when those close to you bleed and you see it you start to loose control. If there was ever a war you would succumb instantly and kill everyone, your friends included." Kisame told me.
"Nami-chan don't listen to him." Naruto shouted.
"It makes sense." I whispered remembering my early years when I wasn't allowed out of the room, before I went to the academy.
"Nami Naruto don't move." Jiraya said before the walls turned red and squishy. I could feel myself getting sucked into the wall. Then suddenly it was over. Itachi and Kisame were gone and I could deactivate my kekkai and faint in peace.
Preview from next chapter: Tsunade
"You mean I have to stay with them until you guys come back?" I questioned.
"Someone needs to watch her." Jiraya informed me.
"Watch her do what? Loose?" I questioned.
"Just keep an eye on her." Jiraya told me.
"Can I play against her and win money?" I questioned getting an idea.
"Sure, why not."
"Aren't you supposed to be all 'children shouldn't gamble'?" I questioned then looked at him for a bit. "Never mind I thought you were a responsible adult for a second."
