Glee is not mine!


Mercedes' first trimester had passed with breeze and Sam so grateful that his morning sickness had gone. Both of them had really enjoyed the whole pregnancy and couldn't wait to meet their babies. Sam had come out with the idea of documenting the pregnancy. He would take picture of Mercedes every week.

"Sam, is this appropriate? I don't want to scar the babies when they see the picture" Mercedes said. Sam, who was fiddling with his camera, looked at her and smirked.

"Don't worry, honey. This picture is for me. We'll put a robe on for babies' friendly picture" he said with his lopsided grin. Mercedes rolled her eyes. She should've known, she thought. That was why Sam had insisted her to put on the bra and thong set that he had bought for her.

"You better keep that photo for your own use only!" Mercedes said through gritted teeth as she posed for him. Sam just grinned and snapped a picture of hers. Once finished, he took her robe and put it on Mercedes before moving on to snap another picture for the baby's book.


Mercedes woke up and felt the space next to her was emptied. She heard the bathroom's door and looked toward the door. Sam came out with his towel hanging low on his torso. There were some droplets of water sliding down his chest to his abs. Mercedes licked her lips at the sinful sight of him. The pregnancy had made her constantly horny, that's for sure. Sam smiled when he noticed that she was awake. He went to get her and gave her a morning kiss.

"You look mighty scrumptious this morning, Mr. Evans" Mercedes purred as her hands caressing Sam's naked chest. Sam groaned when she played with his nipples.

"Mercy…" his word trailed off when he felt her hand slipped into his towel, settling on his cock. Mercedes nuzzled his neck.

"I am so wet for you right now" she whispered as her free hand took his hand and put it on her crotch. Sam knew that he was never going to make it on time to his early morning meeting as he caught her lips for a kiss and how his finger had gotten into her slit.


Mercedes' sex drive had skyrocketed ever since she got into her second trimester and Sam had definitely enjoyed it. He admitted that sometimes, he purposely did something that would turn her on so that they could make love to each other – liked when they went for a dinner with their friends to celebrate Mike's court success. He had purposely worn his glasses because he knew that it would set her off. His plan worked when he could feel Mercedes' hand on his crotch as soon as they settled on their table. She was acting innocent, talking with her friends, laughing at something Puck said while her hand was busy working on his erection, or when he suddenly decided to paint her picture. They were in his studio, where he asked her to take off all of her clothes, leaving her naked while laying down provocatively on the couch while he stood in front of the canvas across her, concentrating on capturing all of her beautiful features as his hand expertly working. It only took him a few of biting his lips – trying to concentrate on the canvas instead of his sexy wife and within fifteen minutes, he caught her playing with herself and it only took seconds for Sam to leave his pencil and canvas to join his wife on the couch.

"Dude! Sam!" Puck's voice shook Sam out of his reverie. He looked at his friend with blur.

"What?" he asked, puzzled. Puck rolled his eyes.

"What the hell? You didn't even listening to me?" he asked. Sam shrugged apologetically.

"Sorry. I drifted out just now" he said. Mike chuckled. He patted Puck's back.

"Don't mind him. I know the looks. He was lost in Cedes' world. There's nothing we can do about it" Mike said, chuckling. Sam blushed.

"So, you excited to know what you're having?" Puck asked. A grin appeared on Sam's face.

"I am!"

"Can you imagine if you get a daughter and she gets her mommy's body? Damn, it sure will be hard to keep all the boys out of your door" Puck ranted. Mike, who noticed the smile slowly disappeared from Sam's face, kicked Puck's leg. He silently pointed toward Sam when Puck looked at him, angrily.

"Well, I mean – it's hard to keep the girls out of your door too if you get a boy. Both of you are handsome and beautiful – urm – so, you'll be making pretty babies, for sure!" Puck immediately added but he knew that it was too late when he noticed that Sam was in deep thought.


Mercedes was excited. She couldn't wait to know the babies' gender. Truth was, she didn't really mind if the twins were boys or girls. The most important thing was that her babies were fine and healthy. She noticed that Sam looked a little weird. He seemed to be in deep thought.

"Sammy, are you okay?" she asked as they were waiting to be called. Sam immediately nodded and flashed her, a smile.

"Mr. and Mrs. Evans!" the nurse called for them and they immediately stood up. Mercedes took a deep breath and smiled widely at Sam.

"This is it! I can't wait to know!" she squealed as she pulled him toward the door. Once inside, Sam helped Mercedes to get on the chair and laid down comfortably as they waited for Dr. Holliday.

"Sam, Mercedes, are you ready to know the gender?" Dr. Holliday asked as she put on the gel on Mercedes' baby bump. Mercedes frowned when she heard Sam mumbled something as he held her hand.

"Okay, here there are. They seem healthy. Do you want to know the gender?" Dr. Holliday asked. Mercedes was in awe as she saw the babies' heartbeats. She felt Sam's grip on her hand loosened and turned to look at him. His eyes were watered and she couldn't help but smiled as she gripped his hand before turning her attention back to the screen. When Dr. Holliday asked if they wanted to know the sex, Mercedes immediately nodded.

"Well, you got a pair of babies in here. Seems like one each. A boy and a girl"

Sam was stunned when he heard it. A boy and a girl! He grinned widely as he looked at the screen. Screw what Puck had said! He was just extremely happy. He would worry about his daughter and guys later. Dr. Holliday wiped the gel on Mercedes' stomach and Sam helped her got down from the chair. After some more advices from Dr. Holliday, they left the clinic with wide grins on their faces. Sam sent Mercedes to her office.


Mercedes sat on the bed, waiting for Sam and all his supplies for the babies' books that they were doing. She smiled when he walked into the room. He put all the supplies on the bed and went to fluff the pillow that she had behind her before he climbed on the bed, next to her. He took one of the babies' books and gave it to her. He then took the copy of the latest sonogram pictures, together with a glue stick and gave it to Mercedes. He then took another set of picture and a glue stick. Both of them pasted the pictures in the babies' book. Satisfied with her work, Mercedes started to flip the book in her hand. When she reached the newly pasted picture and the word that she had scribbled on it – 'A girl!', she looked at Sam. She remembered about what he was mumbling about in the clinic.

"Sam, why did you mumble 'please don't let it be girls' when we were in the clinic?"

Sam bit his lower lip. He didn't know that she heard it. He cleared his throat and looked at her, smiling sheepishly. Sam pouted.

"Laugh all you want but you're going to thank my overprotective ass when I save her from sex sharks and jerks!" he said. Mercedes chuckled.

"Let's worry about potential sex sharks and some douche when the time comes. Right now, I want to pick a name for the twins. We cannot keep on referring to them as the twins or beans" she said, patted the space next to her. Sam went to put all the glue sticks and pens on the bedside table and climbed up to snuggle beside her.

"It was something to do with what Puck said. He – well – he scared me! Talking about things like, if the baby is a girl and has your body. Out of nowhere, this whole scenario of our daughter and guys came into my mind" he explained. Sam took her hands into his and stared into her doe eyes. "But, all the scared was gone once I saw the babies. I'll just need to get a shotgun once she grown up"

Mercedes smiled and pinched his nose. "Look at you getting all protective over your unborn daughter" she teased. Sam pouted. Mercedes chuckled.

"Have you thought about their names?" she asked.

"How about Samuel Evans Jr.?" he asked.

"Nope"

"Why? I think it's cool! We can call him Junior!"

"Sammy, you call your cock junior. I don't want you name our baby boy the same name you call your dick!"

"Okay, fine! No Junior! Do you have any names that you like?"

Mercedes thought about it. "I want our kids to have the same initial. S and M. S from your name and M from mine"

"The letter S. How about Shayna? I always like the name" Sam said. Mercedes thought about it and smiled. She liked the sound of it too.

"It has two meaning; God is gracious and beautiful. Since she is our daughter, I am certain that she'll be beautiful likes her mother, so, the name fit her" Sam continued, smiling. Mercedes repeatedly said the name. Then, she turned and looked at Sam, jubilantly.

"Shayna and Shawn!" she said and began typing furiously on her iPad. "See! It has the same meaning and the pronunciations are almost similar. Shayna for baby girl and Shawn for baby boy!"

"Cool! We can call them Double S!" Sam nodded, chuckling in amusement at his own words. Mercedes rolled her eyes.

"Oh, listen! Shawn Mace Evans. How's that sound?" Sam asked, excitedly. "Mace is the medieval form of Matthew. Since Matthew is sort of common, I decided to go with Mace" he explained. Mercedes smiled.

"I love it" she said. "Madge. I always want to name my daughter that" Mercedes continued.

"Shayna Madge Evans. A pretty name, I would say" Sam said, smiling. He put his hand on Mercedes' protruding stomach and kissed it.

"Do you hear that? Mommy and daddy already have names for you. We can't wait till you get here, Double S" Sam said. His eyes went wide when he felt the babies kicked. Mercedes brought her hand on her stomach and they looked at each other before grinning excitedly – feeling the babies' first kicks.

"Shawn, Shayna, do you like your names?" Sam asked. He laughed when he felt a kick again.

"This is amazing" he whispered out loud.


The incessant ringing of the doorbell made Sam groaned and turned off the stove. He immediately went to get the door and opened it – a little bit harder than he intended.

"Can't you press the door like a normal person, Santana?" he said, glaring at the Latina. "Mercy is sleeping" he continued. Santana ignored him as he pushed through him to get into the house. Sam raised an eyebrow as he looked at Kurt who had been staring at him.

"Looking good, BSG. You truly rocking on the apron" Kurt said, winking at him. Sam chuckled. He took Jayden from Kurt and kissed him as he let Kurt walked into the house.

"Hey, Trouty! Why don't you make yourself useful and go bring everything in the car inside?" Santana said. Sam rolled his eyes and gave Jayden back to his daddy. He then went outside and took all the bags that were inside the car.

"Go and lock your car, Santana" Sam said as he put down everything in the living room. After that, he went back to the kitchen and continued cooking.

"She still couldn't eat anything?" Kurt asked. Sam smiled and nodded.

"She only eats the food that I cook and some weird concoction of ice cream, pickles, yogurt and marshmallow" he explained.

"Any weird craving?" Kurt asked.

"Nothing bizarre, I would say. Two days ago, she wanted to eat gyoza and I bought it for her. Turned out, she wanted me to make it for her"

"So, you cooked it?"

Sam nodded. "I am grateful for the Internet and google. If not, I need to find some Japanese chef to teach me how to make it. All her cravings definitely let me improve my cooking skills!" he said, chuckling.

"Awww, Cedes is so lucky to have you as her husband" Kurt swooned.

"I am indeed"

Sam and Kurt turned around when they heard the voice. Mercedes walked toward them and stopped to kiss Jayden before went ahead to give Sam his morning kiss.

"Morning, handsome"

"Morning, beautiful and good morning to you guys too, Double S" Sam said as he kissed her nose and her stomach. "Go and sit at the table. Breakfast is ready" he told her. Mercedes did as she was told. She went to the dining room and shook her head when she saw that Santana was already there.

"I should've known that you'll be in here and stealing pancake" she said.

"Hey, a girl needs to eat!" Santana retorted. Sam and Kurt rolled their eyes at the sight of Santana eating.

"So, what brought you here so early in the morning?" Mercedes asked. Sam had put down two pancakes in her plates. She thanked him as she reached for the maple syrup. Then, she poured some chocolate syrup on them, followed with some honey and whipped cream. Sam swallowed his laugh as he looked at Kurt and Santana's expression when Mercedes reached for some bacon and ham and squeezed some ketchup on them.

"Hey, I'm asking you a question!" Mercedes said once she realized that nobody had answered her yet. Kurt cleared his throat.

"We're here for you and Tina's baby shower! Blaine will be here in the noon, with all the food and beverages. Tana and I will be decorating the space and that's why we decided to come ahead of everybody else" Kurt explained.

"Food? I thought you're going to cook?" Mercedes asked, puzzled as she looked at Sam. He smiled and patted her hand.

"I've got you covered. The cater food is for the guests, not you. Besides, I also made the Pavlova and strawberry shortcake as you requested last night"

Sam panicked when Mercedes started to cry.

"Oh, Sammy! You're so ….nice….I am" she took a deep breath and took the tissue that Sam had handed to her. "I am so lucky to have you" she continued as she wiped her tears and her nose. Sam took the tissue from Mercedes and kissed her temple, telling her to eat her breakfast. Kurt smiled adoringly as he watched the interaction while Santana rolled her eyes.


The house was fully decorated and Blaine had arrived with all the food and beverages. Guests started to flew in and Mercedes and Tina were seated in the living room – dressed to kill in their maternity dresses. Both mothers to be were delighted to see their parents who came from Tennessee and Ohio. Mercedes laughed so hard when Kurt and Santana dressed Sam as a baby. They put a baby bonnet on him and Santana forced him to suck a baby nipple. Sam growled at her but she ignored him. Mercedes laughed harder when they told Sam to start crying so that other guests could start consoling him.

"Oh, Sammy!"

Sammy immediately stopped his fake crying and went to get Mercedes.

"What's wrong?" he asked, panic. Mercedes smiled sheepishly and whispered in his ear. Sam took off the baby bonnet and threw it toward Mike. Without saying a word, he helped Mercedes out of the sofa and they retreated to the bathroom.

"That boy needs to calm down. I swear that he's been panicking every time Cedes calls him" Irene said, rolling her eyes.

"Is she okay?" Kurt asked, confused.

"She needs to pee because of the excessive laughing. Nothing major. Continue the game, Kurt" Irene explained.


Sam brought all the gifts that they got to the nursery. Sam and Mercedes had already decorated it. The room was painted in pastel colours. They had chosen sugar plum and Ice Purple for it.

"Kurt had given them handmade bedding sets" Mercedes said as she looked at the bedding sets. Both of the sets had an owl's details on them. Kurt had embroidered Shawn and Shayna's name on each set. Shawn's set was in turquoise and lime green while Shayna's set was in plum's colour. Santana had given 10 rompers and leggings for the babies. Each romper had different details.

"Look at this!" Mercedes said as she showed the two rompers that had "I love Auntie Snixx" on them to Sam.

"Did she custom made them?" Sam asked, chuckling. He looked at the big box that Dwight and Mary had given to them.

"Mom and Dad gave us a cradle. Urm…So-Ro cradle" he said as he reading the name on the box. "This is cool! We can put this in the living room or in our room" Sam said.

"We just put it in our room. Besides, we have the playpen for living room. Oh, look! This is from Puck and Quinn!" Mercedes said as she opened the box. Puck and Quinn had given them the Double Cuddle. She read the instructions. "Oh, it is for helping us when we feed the babies!"

"They sure do lots of research when trying to find suitable gifts for us. I don't even know some of these things exist!" Sam said, holding up the twin breastfeeding pillow that Mike had given them.

"I think best present goes to the strollers! The twin's stroller costs 2000 bucks! I'm pretty sure that my parents would spoil our kids rotten!"

Sam shrugged. "Hey, they gave us an expensive stroller. I'm not going to complain about it"


"I look like a whale" Mercedes whined as she looked at her reflection on the full length mirror. Sam, who was reading a book on the bed, put down his book and watched his wife. He smiled as he watched her stared at the mirror.

"No, you're not. More like a manatee. Besides, you're carrying twins -," he couldn't finish his word when a pillow flew right onto his face.

"Really, Sam? A manatee?! You're supposed to praise me, tell me that I am pretty and beautiful! Instead, you're calling me a manatee? Did I need to remind you that this happen because of you? Because you cannot keep your dick in your pants!"

Sam was stunned. He didn't expect the pillow so, he was caught off guard. Before he managed to register what had happened, he was attacked with the verbal attack. He mentally kicked his ass. How could he forget that Mercedes had turned violent in the last months of her pregnancy? Any remarks about beauty were taken as a jab to her body. He said manatee because it was smaller than whale and as a consoling effort. Manatee had a great a body. If not, how could people mistake it as mermaid? But, he didn't say it out loud due to not wanting another pillow to hit him in the face again. Sam slowly got out of the bed and went to hug Mercedes. She tried to push him away but he held her close to him – rubbing her huge stomach.

"Mercy, you are beautiful. You're glowing and you are definitely the prettiest woman in the world" he said, turning her around to meet his gaze. He leaned forward and pressed their lips together. He groaned when Mercedes playfully bit his lower lip. On impulse, his hands went straight to her ass, squeezing it – eliciting a whimper from her. Sam nuzzled her neck, sucking on the flesh there and as he was about to went lower, he heard Mercedes groaned, clutching her stomach.

"What happen? Are you okay?" Sam asked, concerned and worried all rolled into one. Mercedes took a deep breath and nodded. Sam helped her to sit on the bed.

"I feel like I'm having a contraction but it gone now. Maybe another braxton hicks" she said. Then, Mercedes felt wet. She looked at Sam and both of them looked at the water puddle between her legs.

"Oh, shit!" Sam and Mercedes cursed.

"Let's get you to the hospital. I'll call Dr. Halliday!" Sam said as he started running around the room, grabbing all the stuffs and necessities that they had prepared. He ran downstairs and a moment later, he came back for her.

"You changed your clothes?" he asked, amused.

"I need to look great when I meet our babies for the first time" she calmly said as she finished her make-up. Sam gave himself a once over. He was wearing a dark wash jeans and a smedium shirt and decided that he looked decent enough to meet their babies.

"I called Dr. Holliday and she said that she'll be waiting for us at the hospital" he said as he helped her walking down the stairs. Mercedes looked oddly calm for someone who was having a baby coming and Sam was relieved for it. They stopped walking when Mercedes felt a contraction.

"Breathe, Mercy. Remember the breathing exercise? Breathe" Sam said, rubbing her back. They resumed walking till he helped her getting in the car. He then shoot a quick text to their friends, asking them to inform their parents and locked the door.

"This is it, Sam. You're going to be a father" he said.

"Sam!" Mercedes' scream shook his out of his thought and Sam ran to the car, started the ignition and drove to the hospital.


Labor was a terrifying thing, Mercedes thought. As soon as they reached the hospital, her contraction kept on coming and soon, she was brought to the labor room. Throughout the journey, she'd been squeezing Sam's hand and she might have cursed him for knocking her up with his super sperm. The pain was unbearable and she couldn't wait till it was over.

"Next time, I am getting a C-section!" Mercedes groaned.

"There'll be a next time?" Sam asked, puzzled. She was just cussing him for knocking her up and told him to keep his dick in his pants. Yet, now she was talking about another baby. Mercedes was about to reply to him but the pain came and she clutched on his hand and screaming out of pain.

"I can see the hair! Come on, Mercedes, one more push!" Dr. Holliday said. Mercedes did as she was told – giving all she had into the push. A moment later, they heard a crying sound.

"A boy!" Dr. Holliday said as she gave the baby to the nurse. Few minutes after, Mercedes felt another contraction and she started to push with Dr. Holliday's guidance.

"The baby girl is here"

The nurses brought their children and gave one each to Sam and Mercedes. Sam couldn't help the tears when he looked at his son in his hands.

"They're beautiful" he said as he kissed Mercedes temple.

"Hey there, Shawn and Shayna. We're your mommy and daddy" Mercedes whispered. She was overwhelm with lots of emotion. All the pains had gone as soon as she laid her eyes on her children.

"Thank you so much, Mercy. You've given me the most precious gifts in the world" Sam whispered as he kissed her temple and her cheeks. Looking at the newborn twins, he felt his heart soared with happiness.


Gyoza = a Japanese dumpling.

The link for the nursery and the gifts image is updated on my tumblr. I've put the link on my profile

Thank you for reading and reviewing! Next chapter is the epilogue!