"All right, Amonkira. Do your shit! Oo-rah!"
"Siha, you know very well that is not how it goes."
"What's wrong with paraphrasing? I know what I mean, he knows what I mean. It's all good. Y'know what I mean?"
"Please, Siha. Do it properly or not at all."
"But—"
"Siha."
"Oh, fine."
"Now, Amonkira..."
"Lord of hunters."
"Excellent."
"Grant that my hands be steady."
"Next?"
"My aim be—do I really have to do this?"
"Yes."
"It's target practice!"
"Siha."
"O-kay. Jeez. My aim be true."
"And?"
"And my feet swift. You know, I'm not really gonna be moving very much. The targets are kind of, well, stationary."
"Regardless, one should always seek Amonkira's—"
"It sounds stupid when I do it!"
"To the contrary. There is no sound lovelier than your voice and no joy greater than to hear it in prayer."
"Really?"
"Of course."
"But what about in bed? Pretty sure you'd rather—"
"Must everything revolve around sex with you?"
"If you haven't figured that out by now, I have to wonder how we made it this long. Now budge over so I can shoot!"
A/N: I'm kind of behind the Thane learning curve, but in case you guys haven't heard this guy's stuff before, visit justabenedictine on tumblr and click on his Mass Effect posts category. He has several fan recordings of Thane uploaded, and oh my god his voice will send your ovaries into overdrive (ovardrive?). Check out 'Thane's Lament.' Socks you straight in the feels. Obviously his voice isn't exactly the same as Keythe Farley's, but in terms of pronunciation and rythm, it's spot on. I think if he had the drell voice filter, you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference. Definitely listen to his hanar and Zaeed tracks, too!
As always, thanks for reading and reviewing!
