Disclaimer: I no own, you no sue. Got it? Good. Oh yeah, and if any idiot out there tries to plagiarize my fic or characters, I'm so shoving a rabid badger down your pants.
Author's Note: Fourth chapter, just two more to go for this update. I hope you like, review, or I might be tempted to sic Malice on you.
Malice: -in the background sharpened a set of hedge-clippers-
Fira: O.O; n.n;;; Ano… Yeah… Just review damn it! -flails-
September 24 3224 A.W.
Same spraint, different day. There's still nothing for me to do. I'm still bored. I came really close to trying to find out how long it would take me to dig through a wall with a spoon… the slow way. I got the chance to grumble to Lupe about how I'm stuck inside for a while over the Motropolis Mainframe. She laughed at me and told me it was my own damned fault. Not that I can blame her, but that was just yiffing mean. The fact that she just had to point out that it was my fault for the recent surge in 'bot patrols was even more mean; true, but mean.
As Lupe put it, "What you lack in common sense, your group more than makes up for." Way to inflate my nonexistent ego. She went on to say that she forgave me "for being such an idjit" because at least I was doing "what every other orf in their right mind wanted to do" and I was surviving it. She could have called me worse (she has before), but she decided to be a little nice to me for once. I don't think I have the words to tell you how much of a miracle that is. Of course her being nice to me instead of picking on me isn't as much of a miracle as, oh say, if Pins were the one doing it.
Why do I bring the pincushion up? -.-; He picked another fight with me; surprise, surprise. I think he only did it this time so I'd stop thinking about being so bored. Or he did it because he's so much of a freak that he thinks it's funny. It's likely either way. The peeps that make up my friends and family! What the yiff did I do to deserve getting harassed like this? …-.-;;; Flare heard me through my trapdoor. She didn't try to come up here, but she just yelled at me "You were born Blue!" Yeah, I think my already battered ego is suffering from a few more bruises.
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September 28 3224 A.W.
Can you take a wild guess as to what I'm doing? I bet you can. I bet everyone could sum up the sitch I'm in by saying 9 words: I'm being bored out of my goddess-loving mind. The only difference now from the last time I griped? The fact that I've been rampaging around the Motropolis Mainframe and causing hell. How? By hacking into newspapers and changing a few things. Yes, it's pathetic, but it gives me something to do when I can't really afford to be seen for a while.
Sal's been doing me a favor by trying to pull the attention off of me while she's in "princess mode". She declared a couple days ago that she wanted to throw a huge party on her birthday (which is a few months away), and just today on TV she threw a royal tantrum because peeps kept "misunderstanding" exactly how she wants the party to look. This is ignoring the fact that she deliberately changed her mind about the "theme" at least five times already. Sal hasn't been doing that privately either. To be honest she's been acting like a snob about it, and if I didn't know her as well as I do I'd start to get worried.
Her distraction is working like a charm though. They almost forgot to mention me on the news today. I have to thank her whenever she pops up around here again. Salamendestriana has a few ideas on how to cause some public hell, and I know one of her plans is to invite Rad Red and then have a knock-down drag-out argument with him in public. And peeps say I'm crazy! HA! Sad thing is, is that everyone in the group has been giving Sal ideas, and its beginning to look like JewelS might get roped into it too. Lupe even stopped by the other day to hash out a few details with Sal; with JewelS in tow.
I don't think JewelS paid a lot of attention though; she was having too much fun teasing Rad Red. rolls eyes Turns out they're cousins. Go fig. Guess that says something about their family. If the Guardian of the Chaos Emeralds (or as I like to call them "The Big Shiny Pointless Rocks") found out that the Guardian-to-be was running with a group of orfs, he'd be so pissed at his kid. JewelS insists that he wouldn't be as pissed as her father would be if he found out about her, but she didn't bother saying anything more than that. Kind of makes me curious. I might actually have to look into their family, but there's no way in hell I'm letting Red find out about it if I do. I know for a fact that he'd try to throttle me if not kill me outright.
I get the feeling that Lupe knows more about their family than I do, not that I ever really cared before. Meh, doesn't matter. cackles Now the newspapers in all of Motropolis are going to have a report from an orf's point of view! Let's see how many norms can ignore that when it gets put right in front of their faces! …Since I'm already on the mainframe as is (I'm actually verbally recording this), I might as well start looking into info I don't know. I'm out.
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II Fira: If you don't review you might not get to see Majdrin die!
II True Blue: O.O Do it! Do it now! Review so I can kill him!!!
V Fira: n.n I think I should've said that sooner.
