For the chicken dance, Keiji and Kiyomasa were partners. Sakon and Kanetsugu were partners, and Motochika and Yoshimoto were partners. They laughed at each other so much, especially when it was time for them to skip in circles and cross arms with each other.
"When we perform, let's smile real big," Keiji told them, laughing.
"Ew, why," Motochika said, laughing.
"Cuz it'll be funny! That's why!" Keiji exclaimed.
In a bit, everyone had to sit by the campfire. Mrs. Okuni walked to the front and said that Yukimura's group was going to go first. Then Kaihime's group, Kunoichi's group, and Keiji's group.
"Alright!" Keiji shouted, clapping his hand, as Yukimura, Himiko, Toshiie, Ginchiyo, Nagamasa, and Goemon walked up front.
"Are you guys ready?" Mrs. Okuni said, smiling. They nodded their heads as Mrs. Okuni got ready to play the Cha Cha Slide.
They formed a line starting with Yukimura, then Nagamasa, Himiko, Toshiie, Ginchiyo, and Goemon. They all smiled shyly.
"Aww, look at that handsome Jose!" Kiyomasa said, as everyone laughed.
"Shut up," Yukimura said, smiling handsomely.
The Cha Cha Slide Platinum Band began playing. They stood still until the guy in the song said, "And this time, we're gonna get funky". They began moving their right knee forward with their left knee straight back and forth to the beat. Then they began clapping their hands. When it was time for them to move to the left, they did so. Following that, they took a couple steps back and hopped once. Then they stomped their right foot and then their left foot. After that, they all did their own cha cha's.
Yukimura put both his hands on his hips and popped his chest back and forth from left to right. Nagamasa put both of his hands in the air and moved his body back and forth. Himiko put her left hand on her hip and waved her right hand in the air while jumping side to side and lifting her right leg behind her. Toshiie put both his hands out in front of him and stayed still, only except he shook his ass up and down real fast. Ginchiyo made her arms move like she was power walking and she moved her body to the beat. Goemon moved his head up and down and rolled his hands together in a circle.
Everyone laughed at them, especially at Toshiie, because he could groove it and shake it real good.
"Whooo! That's my uncle! That's my uncle!" Keiji shouted, laughing and pointing at Toshiie.
Mitsunari hekka laughed and pointed at Ginchiyo. From siting down, Oichi looked at Nagamasa and their eyes met. She quickly turned away and mugged him.
Yukimura's group continued dancing until their song was finished. Everyone clapped their hands and continued laughing and smiling.
Up next was Kaihime's group. They were going to perform the Macarena Dance. As Kaihime walked up to the front, Keiji smacked her head.
"Ow, bitch!" she said, laughing and hitting Keiji back. He quickly moved his arm and she missed.
"Hah! You missed!" he said laughing. She stuck her tongue at him and walked off.
Kaihime's group also got in a line. It was Kaihime, Ina, Magoichi, Nene, Musashi, and Oichi.
Sakon cheered for Ina and she told him to shut up and look away.
"I will watch you!" Sakon shouted, laughing. "Besides, you owe me a date. Remember?"
"Ew, whatever," she replied, mugging him.
"We made a deal last time while playing Black Ops," Sakon said, smiling. "And you lost the deal so you owe me a date."
"Whatever, Sakon. Leave me alone," she said.
"Damn girl. I love it when you say my name," Sakon replied, laughing. Keiji laughed too.
"Oh yeah? Then go away, you disgusting dirt bag!" she shouted.
"Ouch," Keiji said, laughing. He wondered deep inside if Ina liked Sakon or not. He secretly predicted that she does like him, but doesn't want to show it because of what a perv Sakon was to her.
"Hey!" said Mrs. Okuni. "Are you guys ready yet?"
"Yeah," said Kaihime, smiling beautifully.
The song began playing as Kaihime's group began moving their bodies.
"Ew, look at that ugly bitch Kaihime go!" Keiji said laughing. He loved teasing her because it was so much fun!
"Whatever," she replied, smiling. She knew that she was gorgeous and good looking, so she continued moving her body.
Sakon stared at Ina and watched her move her body. He liked it!
"Man Ina! You got me drooling all over you!" Sakon said, smiling. She rolled her eyes and looked away.
When the guy starts singing, Kaihime's group put their right hands out in front of them, followed by their left hand. After that, they flipped their right hand and their left hand. Then they put their right hand on their left shoulder and their left hand on their right shoulder. After that, they put their right hand on their neck along with their left hand. Following that, they put their right hand on their left hip and their left hand on their right hip. Then they put their right hand on their right side of their butt and put their left hand on their left side of the butt. When they did that, they moved their butt from left to right while bending their knees.
"Whoo! That's my girl Ina!" Sakon said, laughing a lot. Keiji laughed with him too.
"Shut up!" she shouted, mugging him.
Kaihime's group continued doing the same thing over and over again until the song was finished.
Up next was Kunoichi's group. They were going to perform the Oppa Gangnam Style dance and they formed a triangle with Kunoichi in the front. Then Masamune and Masanori were behind her. Behind them two were Hanzo, Gracia, and Mitsunari.
"Shall we start?" Mrs. Okuni asked them.
"Yeah," they replied.
The Oppa Gangnam Style song began playing and they all began dancing. When the chorus played, they crossed their hands out in front of them and rocked it up and down while moving their feet from left to right. They made it seem like they were riding on horses and after rocking their hands up and down, they swung their right hand over their head like cowboys. Out of Kunoichi's group, Hanzo did it the best. He was really good at dancing and it surprised everyone.
"Damn, he's good," Keiji said smiling and clapping his hands. His favorite part of the song was when the guy sings, "Heyyy, sexy ladaayyyy!".
Everyone cheered for Hanzo and began doing the Gangnam dance as well. Keiji was the first of everyone else to get up and start dancing too.
"Come on, ya'll," he said, smiling and dancing. Everyone got up and danced and laughed at each other until the song was over.
Finally it was Keiji's group's turn to dance. Keiji was excited and prepared to laugh at his team as they made their way in front of everyone. Keiji posed like a model by putting both of his hands on his neck and making model lips. He also left his right leg straight and his left leg tippy-toeing. Kiyomasa put his left thumb in his jean pocket and his right hand on his chin. Sakon's back faced everyone and he arched his back with his hands on his hips. He made model lips and looked at everyone. Kanetsugu crossed his arms and smiled at everyone. Motochika bent his knees and held onto it with a blank expression on his face. Yoshimoto put his hands in the air along with his right leg. Everyone hekka laughed at their pose.
When the music began playing, Keiji formed a huge smile and they all began dancing. They threw their hands up in the air and opened and closed it seven times. Then they put their hands right in front of their underarms and flapped their elbows up and down seven times also. After that, they moved their arms as if they were running and they also shook their butts while doing it. They hekka laughed at each other, especially Motochika because his hair flipped and flopped all over the place. They repeated that same process for another two times and then crossed arms with their partners and began skipping. Keiji especially laughed because he knew that he was too humongous to be doing that dance.
While skipping back and forth, Keiji accidently farted.
"BREH!" went the fart of Keiji. Everyone laughed more than ever and Keiji's team stopped dancing and fell to the floor laughing. Keiji was still skipping around and laughing, because he wanted to share the wonderful smell of his rotten eggs.
"Hahahahahahaha!" he laughed joyfully. He skipped past his team and they all covered their noses because it stank like skunk.
"Ugghhh!" shouted his team, laughing.
Then Keiji skipped past his team and headed straight for Kaihime. She was cracking up on the floor and had no idea that he was coming towards her. As he reached her, she quickly turned to him and he ended up farting on her face.
"EWWW!" she exclaimed, laughing and feeling disgusted. Everyone hekka laughed and ran away from him. He chased after them creepily and laughed his butt off. Pretty soon, it got real dark and everyone got inside their tents and got ready to sleep.
Instead of going to sleep, Keiji and his friends decided to tell scary stories.
"And then the voice said…," Sakon trailed off, while using a suspenseful tone.
"What?" Kiyomasa asked. They all held on to their blankets tightly.
"Where are you, Jose?" Sakon said, making a ghostly voice.
Keiji and his friends started laughing except for Yukimura.
"Hey! That's not funny!" Yukimura shouted. "And how many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Jose!"
"Yeah it is!" Mitsunari said, laughing.
"No it's not!" Yukimura argued.
"Yeah it is!" Mitsunari said again.
"Is not!" Yukimura shouted.
"Is too!" Mitsunari replied. "Now shut up."
"Hmph!" Yukimura uttered.
"Do you guys wanna hear one from me?" Mitsunari asked them.
"Sure," they replied.
"Okay," he began. "So it goes like this. Once, long long ago, there lived this vampire who's been living for centuries. He lived in the woods his whole life to stay away from humans, because they always tried to hunt him down for killing their families and friends. In order for the vampire to stay young, he had to drink human blood. His face was purple and he has really long claws. He wears a baggy pant and has long braided red hair that is tied up into a ponytail. He also looks like a monster too because he is a monster. One special technique that he had was that he could transform into any human being he wanted. He could be the ugliest person alive, the handsomest person alive, or even Yukimura aka Jose."
"Eww!" Yukimura interrupted. Keiji and his friends laughed.
"So anyways," Mitsunari continued, "there was this family, a mother, a father, a daughter, and a son, who went camping deep down into the woods where the vampire lived. The vampire was not very happy with these Nutritions setting foot onto his territory so he decided to teach them a lesson. He formed an ugly smile on his face and waited till it got real dark. He didn't know how to talk or anything, but he could hiss like a snake. As he watched the family from a tree, he checked out the young daughter. She was very beautiful and everything, but into his stomach her blood would go in a bit. He couldn't wait to taste it."
"So what did he do next?" Keiji asked.
"After everyone was sound asleep, he jumped down the tree and walked to the parent's tent. He hissed, 'Pthhhhh! Pthhhhh!' and walked creepily and gently to the tent and quietly unzipped it," Mitsunari said suspensefully.
"Oh no!" Yukimura said, covering his face with his blanket.
"And then….," Mitsunari trailed off, leaving a long silent sound. "AHHHHH!" he suddenly shouted, trying to scare them. Yukimura flinched and began screaming like crazy. Keiji and his other friends flinched but didn't scream. Instead, they laughed at poor Yukimura.
Mitsunari totally cracked up and enjoyed watching Yukimura being scared. It was too funny.
"And then what happened next?" Sakon asked.
"The obvious," Mitsunari replied. "The parents died and the vampire went straight into the son's tent. Before entering, he hissed again. 'Pthhhh! Pthhhh!' he said, quietly unzipping the tent. Right when the whole thing unzipped, he jumped into the tent and began sucking on the son's blood like crazy! It was so horrible that the son didn't even get a chance to make a sound or call for help!" Mitsunari thundered.
"I'm scared!" Yukimura said, shivering.
"And so after that, the vampire made his way to the daughter's tent. 'Pthhhh! Pthhhh!' he hissed, unzipping the daughter's tent. As it opened, a pillow swung against his face as he flew and hit the ground. The daughter quickly ran towards him and bit him on the neck. He hissed many times to try and scare her away but instead, she bit him harder. Then she grabbed a knife and stabbed him on the heart," Mitsunari told them.
"Did he die? Did he die?" Yukimura asked curiously.
"Yes he did," he answered. "But one thing of him that's still alive is his ghost. As for the girl, she mysteriously disappeared. And that's not even the scariest part yet."
"Then what is the scariest part?" Yukimura shouted.
"It took place at this very same place," Mitsunari said, as Yukimura's eyes widened. "It's true. The family that died here still has their blood permanently stained to the ground. If you guys want, I can show it to you guys tomorrow."
Deep inside, Mitsunari laughed and laughed, because Yukimura totally believed him.
"No! No!" Yukimura shouted, screaming.
"And you wanna know something else?" Mitsunari said, as Keiji and the others nodded their heads. "Whenever you guys hear a hissing sound, it means that the dead vampire has come for you…..."
"Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!" Yukimura shouted, holding on to his covers even more tightly than ever.
Mitsunari began laughing his butt off! It was the best day of his life!
Then Mrs. Okuni came to them and told them to be quiet and get some sleep. That night, Yukimura was very paranoid and kept thinking about the hissing sound.
Before Keiji went to sleep, he felt bad for Yukimura but at the same time, it was funny how he got so scared so easily. Finally, everyone went to bed.
In the middle of the night, someone woke Keiji up. It was Yukimura and he looked soooo scared!
"I hear hissing, Keiji! I'm scared!" Yukimura said, as Keiji began listening. Suddenly, he heard a hissing sound too! It sounded as though it was still kinda far away from them.
"Oh fuck!" he whispered, shaking his other friends. "You guys, wake up!"
His other friends woke up too, and they listen closely to the hissing sound.
"Pthhh! Pthhh!" went the hissing sound. It sounded just like how Mitsunari had described it and it was getting closer and closer.
At first, Keiji thought that it might have been some of his classmates trying to play pranks on them, but he thought again and realized that it's in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere and no one would have the guts to come out and play tricks like that. Chills ran up his spine and he regretted secretly thinking that it was funny how Yukimura was scared.
The hissing sound came closer and closer and finally, it was right next to their tent.
"I was only joking about it! There's no such thing as a dead vampire living! I only made it up to scare Jose!" Mitsunari confessed. "I'll show you guys!"
He stepped up and quickly unzipped their tent. Right when their tent got unzipped, there stood a purple faced guy with braided red hair that was tied up in a ponytail. He had long claws and was wearing a baggy pant! Just like how Mitsunari had described!
