A/N: I admit that I can't get the theme song to Bear in the Big Blue House out of my head either. Darn it! Well, that's better then (she shudders) a Barney song of some kind.


(Party Of One: Deleted Scene 1: A bear that lives in a house?!)

Rainbow Dash: This afternoon?

Fluttershy: As in...

Pinkie Pie: YES! As in ''THIS afternoon'' this afternoon! Seriously, what is wrong with everypony today? They won't stop asking me that whenever I invite them to Gummy's after birthday party! It's...it's as if...they think I'm annoying...or that they possibly hate-

Rainbow Dash: No! No! No! It's not like that at all! It's just that...Umm...uhh...we're house-sitting this afternoon. (Fluttershy nods in agreement hoping Pinkie will fall for such a big fat lie.)

Pinkie Pie: Oh man! Both of you? *sigh* How inconvenient. Why do you BOTH need to house-sit, then?

Fluttershy: Well...it's uh...a big house...

Rainbow Dash: Yeah. A big blue one. So uh...yeah. We gotta get going!

Pinkie Pie: Wait! Maybe I could bring you some after-birthday cake and ice-cream. Who are you house-sitting for?

Fluttershy: ...um...a bear?

Pinkie Pie: (totally confused at this point) A bear?!

Rainbow Dash: Yup. You heard us right. He's a bear alright! And he's gonna be real upset if we don't start heading on over to his house soon! So...uh...bye!

Pinkie Pie: Hold on another minute here! There's a bear somewhere in the world that lives in a big blue house?

Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Surely you know this bear, Pinkie. He's had a TV show that aired a lot on Playhouse Disney. Remember?

Pinkie Pie: TV show? Disney? Wait! You mean Bear In The Big Blue House?!

Rainbow Dash: Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Pinkie Pie: Huh. Things are definitely getting weirder and weirder everyday now so it seems. I wonder how many more cartoon characters there are in the world that eventually turn out to be real?

Fluttershy: Actually Rainbow, that's a good question. We have met lots of them a few times in the past before. There was Prince John whom we found at the dragon's cave, then Sunrise met Timon and Pumbaa after getting lost in that horrible storm, then we travelled on a talking train with a face called Gordon from that Thomas the Tank Engine show.

Rainbow Dash: Again, who names a train Gordon?!

Fluttershy: Do you think we'll ever encounter more cartoon characters in the future?

Rainbow Dash: (shrugs) Meh. Maybe. Anyways Pinks, Bear wants us to look after his Big Blue House while he and all his friends go...to the beach for a vacation!

Pinkie Pie: Vacationing at the beach?

Rainbow Dash: My, my, my! Would you look at the time? Gotta go! (Both fly off at Sonic speed leaving Pinkie utterly confused.)


A/N: I'll post the second deleted scene next. R&R everyone!