Chapter 29: Beauty and the Beep

Funny story, I went to my dear old grandma's house for a couple days and then I left my charger at her house. Why didn't I go back and get it? Great question reader, the answer is because she lives in Mexico, aka another country, aka I'm not going to leave to another country just for a computer charger that's crazy talk. But as an apology, and also because I should've been doing this in advance, I wrote some chapters in advance. How many you may ask? You'll find out when it takes me a ridiculously long amount of time to post again. Okay have fun now!

"My people are dumb, well there's a couple who are smart, but most are really dumb." Peach confessed as she lay on a therapy chair. A few feet away from her Mr. Game and Watch was taking notes on his patient.

"I love my people, I really do. They're the sweetest little things in the world, but they would not win are you smarter than a fifth grader, they might not even win against a first grader." Mr. Game and Watch responded with a quick beep, telling the princess to continue. "They mostly just stand in the same spot for days on end, you think I get kidnapped because I want to, it's because every single Toad in the kingdom decides that the only course of action to take is to run in circles. It doesn't help that Mario is a jerk, if he didn't rescue me every time I got kidnapped I'd kick him out of the mushroom kingdom. He always jumps on Toads, throws stuff like fireballs and boomerangs and mistreats the poor things. The only reason I keep coming to these tournaments is to get away from it all, though I do have to leave Daisy in charge, which isn't always perfect" Peach hoped she remembered to tell Daisy not to turn the mushroom kingdom into a reality TV show again.

Mr. Game and Watch pulled the princess out of her thoughts by passing her the piece of paper he'd been writing on to the princess and began explaining what he thought she should do in order to improve her situation.

"Gamey, this sheet is pitch black." Peach deadpanned as she wove the sheet, "Also, I didn't understand a word you just said." Mr. Game and Watch hit his head against his chair, but immediately perked up and waddled over to the nearest wall, grabbed his torch and scorched into the wall in giant letters "have fun"

"Oh Gamey, I appreciate it but we're kind of stuck in here." Peach smiled sadly. Mr. Game and Watch shook his head and pulled out a black rectangle, which Peach assumed was his phone, and began rapidly pressing buttons. A hole opened up in the celling and a tray of water balloons landed next to Peach. "What are these for?" Peach asked as she bounced a balloon on her hand.

Mr. Game and Watch picked up the tray with one hand and pulled Peach out of the room with the other. They scurried down the hall and stopped in a room that was erupting with barks, quacks and Italian swear words. Mr. Game and Watch let go of Peach's hand and quietly opened the door, he pointed to the water balloon in the princess' hands and gestured for her to throw. Peach bit her bottom lip, unsure of herself. Peach slowly readied her arm and a few moments of debating she began rapid fire throwing water balloons on Mario. The Italian plumber fell off of his seat and could only crawl away as he hid from the water balloons.

"That's what you get for being a jerk!" Peach yelled, she shut the door and she and Game and Watch ran back to their room. Peach flopped into her chair and put her arms victoriously in the air. "That, was fun!" she panted. She towards Game and Watch and smiled mischievously, "Have anything else planned?"

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"You know, I don't usually don't follow people into creepy dark basements." Peach said as she moved a cobweb out of their way with her flashlight, "Then again I hadn't done a lot of things before I came to this mansion. Where are we even going?"

Mr. Game and Watch tugged on the princess' dress, telling her to turn to the right. The princess complied and after a bit more walking the two stopped at a rather large and rusted pipe with a sign above it reading; do not touch, pipe controls all water in building.

"What do you want to do here?" Peach asked. Mr. Game and Watch handed her a regular paper that said, turn off the water. "Oh, I get it! So Mario can't prank us back, it's genius!" Peach put her hands around the faucet and tried to turn but it was stuck in place. Peach huffed in frustration, she grabbed Mr. Game and Watch and stretched him out to create a make-shift wrench. She put the 2-D man around the faucet and tried turning it again. She put all her strength into trying to turn it and when she thought it was finally moving it snapped right off the pipe.

"That's not good." Peach muttered. The pipe began rumbling and expanding until the entire basement was shaking, Peach took this as a sign to run for dear life. She ran towards the basement exit, screaming her head off with Game and Watch following behind her. The water pipe had already burst and a torrent of water was already flooding the basement and rapidly making its way towards the upper levels of the mansion. Peach reached the top of the stairs, quickly looked around and pushed a nearby Lakitu off its cloud. Peach got on the cloud and Game and Watch grabbed on to the bottom, Peach raised her arms and made the cloud rise a couple stories high. As soon as Peach and Mr. Game and Watch had risen the main floor was violently flooded and the water continued to flood the upper levels.

"Gamey, call me crazy, but I think we took it a bit too far." Peach said, Mr. Game and Watch responded with a small beep.

"Game and Watch!" Master Hand's voice made the two smashers jump. They both looked around the flooded mansion and saw Master Hand slowly making his way toward them, using Crazy Hand as a raft. "I can't believe you actually did this! You are going to get the worst punishment I can imagine."

"Wait, what are you talking about?" Peach asked. Had her partner planned this beforehand?

"He's been in a foul mood this week and kept threatening to do this. Crazy can you move closer to-, what are you doing." Master Hand asked, for the past thirty seconds Crazy ha been swimming in a circle and quietly humming the theme to Jaws. "Crazy don't you dare!" Master Hand yelled in terror as he realized what his brother was about to do.

"SHARK ATTACK!" Crazy yelled. The hand closed himself around his brother and plunged underwater, only the ripples of water showing that the brothers had been there. Peach shook her head then turned towards Mr. Game and Watch, who was still holding still holding on to the cloud.

"I don't know how long you can hold your breath, but I also don't care." the princess said as she grabbed Game and Watch, and folded him into a discuss. She threw him at the first floor window, breaking it and causing all the water in the mansion to rush out. Finally, Peach grabbed her cellphone and called Luigi. "HI Luigi, you still know how to fix plumbing right?"

Next chapter, witness the events unfold of two small characters and their misadventures of epic proportions! Maybe.

AngeloHeroOfLight out bitches! (You guys aren't bitches, you are all beautiful people)