Soul Eater+ Naruto+FMA
A: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! I've been SUPER DUPER busy. :( I'm back now though! So today we have... My alter ego! Do you like this story and why?
Abdul: Sup. Well it's a pretty decent story. Interesting plot.
A: Anything you want?
Abdul: ... Nothing really.
A: That's what I thought. :)
A: Our part.
A and Abdul: We don't own Soul Eater, Naruto, or FMA... But we own each other.
A and Abdul: (high fives)
Chapter 29: The class ~.~
Lord Death was in his office. Smashing bad work. While Marie walked in and exploded,
"LORD DEATH! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR STUDENTS!"
"Okay." Lord Death sang. Lord Death told Stein about that and Stein put together a class. Abdul was on a solo mission... He wasn't present at the school.
Everyone walked in the classroom and took a seat.
"Today we will teach parenting!" Stein shouted, angry they were not going to dissect stuff. Stein
"Here are the partners... Maka and Soul," Stein read. Soul and Maka IMMEDIATELY had a noseFLOOD. Not a noseBLEED, a noseFLOOD. Stein handed the 2 suffocating partners an egg.
"Next is Tsubaki and Black, Kidd, Patti and Liz, Ed and Winry, Fletcher and Medusa, Naruto and Sakura, Chrona and Jacqueline, Kim and Ox aren't here... And, Sasuke and Russel are singles." Stein reported and said some other classmates names. Tsubaki passed out while Black*Star laughed, Kidd, Liz and both fell over and Patti was making a giraffe for the 8 eggs(children), Ed and Winry went to the bathroom, Russell blushed and Medusa smiled, Naruto and Sakura were looking pretty normal, and Sasuke and Russell went into the depression corner. Chrona and Jacqueline were making out.
When Maka and Soul got to their dorm room they took care of the egg, not letting any harm come to it.
"Blair don't touch that!" Soul shouted. Blair just started to harass him.
"Soul! Dont... Commit... ADULTERY!" Maka said smashing Soul into the was with a book.
Black*Star was pissed. He gave all his monologues and speeches but Tsubaki kept taking care off the egg.
"Rrrrrrrrr..." Black*Star growled. He went into the kitchen and got a wok and smashed the egg when Tsubaki wasnt looking.
"Black*Star!" Tsubaki said angrily. In five seconds Black*Star looked worst than at the "Ultimate Written Exam".
Fletcher and Medusa had a talk.
"If you break this egg... I'll break YOUR b***s!" Medusa said menacingly. Fletcher nodded hesitantly. After that they had a random make out session.
Kidd was doomed. Kidd smashed 2 of his eggs for not being symmetrical and Patti broke the other's "friggin' necks". Winry and Ed were ok. Al was absent. Naruto and Sakura talked about "making babies" and Chrona and Jacqueline did their best to stop Ragnorok from eating the egg. And they succeeded. Abdul got back from his mission and asked,
"What did I miss?"
"A h*** of a lot." Soul replied.
A: Night people! Check out my other 3 stories!
