Epilogue:
One Big Happy Family. . . Aw, That's Adorable
"Knock, knock," A.C. said the next morning.
She stood by the doorway. I picked up my head from Jasper's chest.
"What?" I asked.
Jasper looked at A.C.
"C'mon, it's the morning. You guys gotta get up," she said.
"Make us," Jasper muttered.
A.C. gave us one of her evil smiles.
"Oh God. Don't you dare," I told her.
Her smile got wider. Jasper stared at me in confusion.
"Wait for it," I whispered.
A.C. giggled. Then she started to yell out: "OOOOH GRAAAANDPAAA! YOU'RE DAUGHTER WON'T GET OUT OF BED! SHE'S LYING ON JASPER!" Here comes A.C.s scheme (she made up a lie): "HER AND JASPER WERE GOING AT IT ALL NIGHT! IN FACT, YOU'RE DAUGHTER WAS MOANING AND GROANING ALL NIGHT BECAUSE SHE WAS ENJOYING JASPER'S MANLYHOOD GOING UP HER-"
Before A.C. was able to finish I ran up to her and slapped my hand over her mouth. She licked my hand but I kept it where it was.
"Lies, daddy!" I yelled.
I dragged A.C. in the room. She struggled to get out of my arms but she had no luck. I threw her onto the bed and Jasper held her in place.
"You are one little demon," I told A.C.
She smiled a proud smile. "Be jealous of me."
I rolled my eyes and laughed. I kissed A.C.'s cheek and my dad walked in the room.
"Did you call me, A.C.?" he asked her with his arms crossed. He leaned against the doorframe.
"Yup," said A.C. "Just wanted to let you know that Romeo and Juliet here wouldn't get up."
"If we were Romeo and Juliet, our love would've been forbidden. But it wasn't," Jasper said.
"I'm not referring to that part of the story. I'm referring to the fact that they were deeply in love with each other, like you and my mom are, and that fact that they were in love with each other as soon as they saw one another. If you think about it, that's what happened to you and my mom," A.C. explained. She put on her smart – alec smile.
Jasper chuckled and rolled his eyes.
My dad picked me up and I wrapped my arms loosely around his neck. "Alice and I will be back."
Well… okay then. What my dad says.
From the top floor, he jumped out of a window with me in his arms. He landed without a sound being made. I was set down and my dad and I started running. I didn't actually know where we were going so I just followed my dad. When my dad stopped in a meadow, I realized that was our destination point. My dad sat in the middle of the meadow and I sat next to him on his right.
"Hey dad?" I asked.
"Yeah?"
"Can you tell me how you felt when I was born? Please?" I begged.
My dad sighed and he put his arm around me. "Well, at first I was very sad. Once you were born, you couldn't breathe due to being premature. You took heavy breaths and the doctors couldn't get any oxygen into you. That's when you died."
My eyes widened from shock. Since when have I experienced death?
"Your mother and I started crying," my dad went on. "It seemed like hours since you died but within one minute, the doctors brought you back to life. You were able to breathe perfectly and you were a perfectly healthy baby. The doctors put you in my arms first. I still remember tears of joy coming to my eyes."
I smiled. Then I remembered something. "When you showed me that memory of myself getting bitten and turning into a vampire, I saw a shadow that was across me from. At first I thought I was just going crazy but do you know what it was?"
My dad smiled and nodded. "That was me. I didn't want you going through all that pain alone 'cause boy, does it hurt!"
I laughed. I saw Jasper, A.C., and the twins coming towards my dad and me. They sat by us. Jalice was on my lap, Carly was on my dad's, and to my surprise, A.C.'s sat on Jasper's. Jasper had one of his arms around A.C.
"So, A.C., what were you yelling to me before?" my dad asked.
"Oh, just that my mom and Jasper fooled around a bit last night," A.C. smirked.
"She's lying, daddy," I said.
My dad chuckled. "She doesn't look like much of a liar."
"Looks can be deceiving," I muttered.
The twins laughed.
Sethy started coming towards us. When he was close enough, he nudged A.C.'s cheek with his nose. Then, he ran back into the forest.
"What did he want?" Carly asked.
"I don't know…" A.C. said in a confused tone. Then she smiled. "Oh, my God. No. Way!"
We all watched A.C. run after Sethy. Jasper gave a confused look and I shrugged. We all waited for A.C. and Sethy to come back but we didn't see or hear them. That's when Jalice pointed to A.C. dragging a boy who looked like he belonged to the Quileutes. His hair was dark, very shaggy, and it looked uncombed too. It also covered his black eyes a little.
"Everyone, this is Sethy!" A.C. exclaimed and let go of the boy's hand. She made a "ta-da" gesture.
We all stared at Sethy with shocked faces. Nobody has ever seen him in human form. All he wore were black shoes with white socks and then dark blue jeans. He didn't have a shirt on so I was able to see his abs perfectly. He had some good looking ones too. I'm not gonna lie.
"That's Sethy?" Carly asked in an amazed tone.
"This is me," Sethy said in a cute voice that all sixteen year old boys have.
"Wow," Jalice said.
"Isn't he sexy?" A.C. asked excitedly.
"Whatever you say A.C.," my dad said.
A.C. smiled.
"Nice of you to join us in human form," Jasper said.
Sethy chuckled nervously.
A.C. sat down and pulled Sethy with her. Being the nice young man he is, Sethy put A.C. on his lap. A.C. angled himself so she could put her arms around Sethy's body (recap: Sethy imprinted on A.C. when she was born). Sethy rubbed her back.
"Well then," Jasper started, "we're all here as one big happy family."
I saw A.C. frown. Her family wasn't complete. Remember, in her world, her family is Edward, me, Renesmee, and the twins. I guess you can count my dad in it now.
But then I saw the rest of the Cullens coming towards us. They all sat down.
"Now we're all here as one big happy family," A.C. said with a smile.
"Where's Kendall?" I asked.
"She decided to go back to the Volturi so there wouldn't be as much drama. She said that she loved being here though," Carlisle said.
"Whoa, who's that?" Emmett asked and gestured towards Sethy.
"That's Sethy in human form," I said and then I noticed that Carly said it too.
"Hi," Sethy said nervously. He had a shy smile on his face.
"Yo," Emmett said.
"Aw, Sethy! You're so cute when you're in human form!" Renesmee exclaimed.
"Aye, he's mine. You have Jacob," A.C. said. She hugged Sethy tighter.
Renesmee rolled her eyes and giggled.
Jasper was right. We're sitting here like one big happy family. You know how adorable I find that? I find it very adorable!
Now you're probably expecting me to end this book with "The End" right? Well, I'm not. 'Cause that's just how I, Alice Cullen, spice things up. This is how I will end the story:
And we all lived happily ever after.
…too cheesy? Yeah, I think so too…
Sheesh, what's with me and cheesy endings? It happened to me in the last book too! But as I said in Midnight Truth, "Cheesy endings are funny." And they are. So ha.
This story is now complete! :D Thank you everyone who has read! I appreciate all of your reviews too :) Now, tomorrow I will be posting a new story called "It's Either War or Peace". It's a Twilight and Percy Jackson fan fiction that my friend and I wrote together. Don't forget to check it out! :D
-Dommy
