To Nicole Peach: How did it take you an hour just to find a Dizzy Dial?


"I actually never been on a blimp before." Sora said as he was leaning on a wall. "Neither have I." Mario said.

"So we all haven't been on a blimp before? That's cool." Goombella said as she was looking outside.

"My my, would you look at that!" Flurrie said, pointing to a floating arena in the background. "Is that Glitzville?" Koops asked. "Hey, it is!" Goofy smiled.

"Alright, let's get ready to find that Crystal Star." Sora said as they nodded.

Glitzville (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

The Blimp landed at Glitzville as everyone got out. "Holy crap, this place is awesome." Sora said as they nodded.

"And I think the Crystal Star is right in there." Donald said, pointing to the arena itself. "Let's go in, I'm pretty sure it'll be simple." Sora said as they walked in.

The Glitz Pit (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"I hear lots and lots of cheering." Goombella said as they walked in.

"Hmm, I wonder what's going on." Sora said. "Well it is an arena, maybe a big match is going on." Goofy said, "Maybe, let's check it out." Mario said as they walked to the main doors.

As soon as they walked in, they saw a pink haired girl wielding a Gunblade battling a yellow hawk.

The girl was breathing heavily as she wiped sweat from her forehead. "This battle has gone on LONG ENOUGH!" The hawk declared as he cracked his knuckles. "It's time for you...TO GET RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWKED!" He yelled as he ran to the girl.

"FIRE!" She yelled as she launched Firaga on the Hawk, but he dodged as he jumped up and did a really painful body slam, making her yell in pain as she fell to the ground, defeated.

"OH! The Lightning Girl has been defeated by the champion, Rawk Hawk!" The announcer said as he looked at Rawk Hawk. "Would you like to say anything?" He asked.

"Yeah, I got something to say. Even that girl is pretty skilled with that fancy sword of hers; she just can't beat the mighty Rawk Hawk. She got rawked so that's it. No one can beat THIS champion!" He exclaimed as he held up a champion's belt.

"Hey! Look!" Donald exclaimed as he pointed to the center of the champion belt. "The Crystal Star!" He said as everyone noticed this.

"So should we take it from him?" Sora asked. "No, I think we need to battle him first but how would we do that?" Mario wondered as they walked out of the arena.

"I think we need to sign up in order to face the so-called Rawk Hawk." Sora said. "You might be right; he's a little too cocky." Mario said as they walked to the left.

"Hey, you are not allowed in here." A security guard said. "Um, we're just here to sign up." Sora explained. "Oh, in that case, head right on in, I'll show you Mr. Grubba's office." He said as he opened the door and guided them to Grubba's office.

Grubba's theme (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Heheh, another victory for my main guy, Rawk Hawk." Grubba said as he sat in his chair.

"Mr. Grubba? We have some newcomers who want to sign up." The guard said. "Oh? Send 'em on in!" He said as the guard nodded and let Sora and the others in.

"Hoo boy, we got ourselves a team here!" Grubba exclaimed as he looked at all of them. "So what are your names?" He asked.

"Sora, Donald, Goofy, Goombella, Koops and Flurrie." Mario introduced them. "And I'm Mario." He said.

"Interesting names, but they don't strike terror..." Grubba said as he rubbed in chin in thought and snapped his fingers. "I got it!" He said as he pointed to Mario. "You will be called The Great Gonzales." He said.

Grubba then pointed to Sora. "You, the Spiky haired maniac." He said. "Can't there be something better than that?" He asked as he sent out his Ultima. "Like this?" He asked. "Oh! Is that one of them fancy blades called a Keyblade? I change my mind! Your name will be The Keyblade Mastermind." He said as Sora nodded his head. "I'll take it."

"As for the duck, your name will be...The Angry Bird." He said. "WHAT! Can't it be the Mighty Duck or something?" "The Mighty Duck? Nah...That's been used for the almighty hockey team." Grubba said as he then looked at Goofy.

"You will be The Brave and Terrible Knight. And I mean terrible in a good way." He said as Goofy nodded in understanding.

"As for the Goomba, she'll be the Nasty Headbonker. It's fitting since Goombas do nothing but headbonking." He said as Goombella nodded.

"For the Koopa, the Amazing Turtle." He said as Koops raised an eyebrow. "The Amazing Turtle?" "Sorry, best I could come up with for a Koopa." He said as he then looked at Flurrie.

"You...will be named The Imtimidating Whirlwind, I mean...I have heard so much about you, Madame Flurrie and you have quite an amazing wind power, so it's fitting!" He said as Flurrie nodded.

"Alright! Now just sign here and you're good to go." Grubba said as Sora nodded as he took a pen and signed the contract. "Awesome!" He smiled. "Now, I would like a group of three for each battle and it will be random each time. It'll make it more interesting that way." He said. "Fine by me." Mario said.

"Perfect!" He said as he pressed a button. "Jolene? Can you get your pretty self in here? We got some newcomers in the neighborhood." He said. "Right away, Mr. Grubba." Jolene said.

"Jolene is my secretary and she's a pretty one at that. It's amazing how I found her." Grubba said as Jolene walked in. "These are the newcomers?" "Yes, they are. Now take 'em to the Minor League room." He ordered. "Yes, Mr. Grubba."

"Oh! Before I forget, show 'em the Major League room first so they know what it's like when they defeat a certain team." He said. "Right away, Mr. Grubba." She said as she walked out the door as the others followed.

The Glitz Pit

Jolene opened the door to the Major League as they took a look. "This is the Major League room." She said as they looked around, as Sora noticed the same pink haired girl leaning on a wall. "Hmm?" She wondered as she took a look at Sora.

"Come with me, now I'll show you the Minor League." She said as they walked away.

"This...is the Minor League room." Jolene said as they walked in. "A little...boring in here." Mario said as Jolene sighed. "I know it's not the best but...it'll do." Jolene said.

"Oh, before I forget. Whatever Grubba says what you have to do, you have to do it. Like no jumping or...using a hammer or whatever. Got it?" She asked as they nodded.

"Alright, use that computer on the screen to request a match or just look at the rankings. Just request a match when you are ready." She said as she walked out of the door.

"Should we?" Sora asked as Mario nodded. "Let's do it." Mario said as Sora turned it on and requested a match.

"Well well! If it isn't the team. You know, I've been thinking. For your first match, how about all of you go against the Goomba Bros? That way, people will know who they'll be rooting for. After that, you'll be in teams of three. Does that sound fair?" He asked as they nodded.

"Good! Now for the rules that I assume Jolene told you about...how about just go all out?" He said as they nodded. "Alright, just wait for a security guard and you're good to go." He said as the screen turned off.

A few seconds later, the Security guard came in. "Alright, you guys ready?" He asked. "Yeah." Sora said. "Alright, let's go." He said.

In the arena...

"Alright! Let's get this party started!" Grubba exclaimed as he looked at the right. "In THIS corner, we got The Meteorite Hardheads, the Goomba Bros! What do you got to say for yourselves since you're going against Gonzales and the others?" He asked.

"Gonzales and these other freaks? Where do you guys find these newcomers? They think they can beat us? HA! They're cocky idiots for crying out loud!" The Goomba said.

"And in THIS corner, we got The Great Gonzales, The Keyblade Mastermind, The Angry Bird, The Brave and Terrible Knight, The Nasty Headbonker, The Amazing Turtle AND The Intimidating Whirlwind!" He exclaimed as they walked up the stairs.

"Now just listen to these guys, they say they can knock you out into next week! You think you're up for the challenge?" He asked. "Oh we're ready." Sora said.

"HERE'S A HEADS-UP!" The Goomba yelled as he ran over and headbonked Sora, causing the match to start.

Rowdy Rumble (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Ow..." Sora said, rubbing his head. "Hey! The match didn't start! That's cheating!" Goombella exclaimed. "Are you serious? We were just giving you rookies a fine welcome." The Goomba said.

"Well here's how we say "Thank you" like that. You guys ready?" Sora asked. "Oh you have no idea." Mario said.

"BRING IT, YOU FREAKS!" A Goomba yelled.

Goofy threw his shield at a Goomba while Sora used Thundaga on one of them too. "YOOOOOW!" A Goomba yelled.

"HAVE A TASTE OF MY HEADBONK!" Goombella yelled as she headbonked a Goomba. "Ow! I can see why you're called the Nasty Headbonker." The Goomba muttered and then he got hit by Donald's Blizzaga, turning him into an ice cube. "Pay attention." He said.

Koops spun in his shell and slammed into the Goomba. "WHOOOOOOOA!" The Goomba yelled as he was launched out of the arena and hit a wall. "I'm okay!" He exclaimed.

Flurrie jumped up and squished the Goomba and then blew wind at the Goomba. "BUT I DIDN'T A CHANCE TO ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" He yelled as he was blown away.

There was one Goomba left as he sweatdropped as his fellow Goombas were defeated. "Mother..." He said as Mario jumped up and hammered him, instantly defeating him.

The Glitz Pit

"WE HAVE OUR WINNERS! THE GOOMBAS WERE EASILY ANNIHILATED!" Grubba announced as the team waved at them as the audience cheered at their victory.


Who is this pink haired girl wielding a Gunblade? Double Stuffed Oreos if anyone gets it right!