Big is at the train station.

Big I must save Froggy!

Ticket Booth 1 ticket to Station Square is 20.

Big Ok.

Ticket Booth (pause) Do you have any money?

Big No…

Ticket Booth Get a job.

Big Can I work here?

Ticket Booth Have you been to college?

Big No…

Ticket Booth Finish college and then you can work.

Big goes to college. He goes to biology class.

Bio Teacher Ok students, we'll be dissecting frogs!

Big NO!!

Big goes to food class.

Chef Ok children, we'll be cooking frog legs!

Big HOLY CRAP!!

Big goes to the gym.

Gym Coach Ok students, for the next week, we'll do nothing but exercise and diet.

Big (pause) Does anyone have a knife? I need to kill myself.