OhmyGod, thank you my lovelies! Thank you for all of the wonderful prompts! A special thanks to ThatKlaineShipper for the SIX prompts! *flail* I can't wait to write them all! I only have one class tomorrow, and it's in the morning, so I am going to spend all day writing!...after my homework is done of course ;)
This was prompted by MissMarauder93: Sleepwalking.
*evil smile* I hope you all enjoy!
"It's not fair," Finn grumbled.
It was around midnight, and Finn and Burt were sneaking snacks in the kitchen.
"What's not fair?" Burt asked, popping a chip into his mouth.
"How come Blaine gets to sleep over and sleep in Kurt's bed, while Rachel doesn't even get to sleep over?" Finn answered.
"Well…" Burt racked his brain for an answer that wouldn't hurt Finn's feelings. "Kurt and Blaine-"
"Have had sex," Finn interrupted. "What if they have sex in Kurt's bed?"
"Finn, I don't have to worry about one of them getting pregnant," Burt said, ignoring the thought that Finn could be right.
"Rachel and I are careful," Finn mumbled. "And we would respect the 'no sex while anyone's home' rule."
Burt sighed. Maybe he wasn't being fair to Finn. He walked over to the fridge and opened it, shuffling inside to find two bottles of water.
"Tell you what. Rachel can spend the night next weekend. Alright?"
The response Burt received was not the one he had expected. Instead of an excited "thank you", Finn gave such a high pitched scream that he could have been Kurt.
"BURT! SOMETHING'S TOUCHING ME!"
"Finn!" Burt hissed, turning to tell Finn to be quiet before he woke someone, but he burst out laughing at the sight that greeted him.
Blaine had his arms wrapped around Finn from behind, nuzzling his face into Finn's back. Finn was staring down at Blaine's hands (clasped at his stomach) with a panicked look on his face.
"I think Blaine's sleepwalking," Burt said, chuckling. "Looks like you're stuck with him until he wakes up."
"Can't I just wake him up?" Finn begged. "This is really awkward."
"You can't wake up a sleepwalker, Finn," Burt said sternly. "They could do serious harm to themselves or others."
Finn yelped as Blaine kissed his shoulder, causing Burt to laugh again.
"Mmm…I love you, Kurtie," Blaine mumbled.
Burt smiled at Blaine. He was glad Kurt had found someone like Blaine. He deserved to be loved as much as Blaine seemed to love him.
Blaine's eyebrows furrowed in his sleep. "Kurt…did you get taller?"
Even Finn had to laugh at that, stuffing a cookie in his mouth. He nearly choked, though, at Blaine's next words.
"Does that mean something else got 'taller' too?"
Finn grabbed Blaine's wandering hands, who laced their fingers together and pressed them against Finn's chest. Finn's face was bright red, as Burt knew his own must be.
Suddenly, this wasn't so funny anymore.
"Kuuurt," Blaine whined, pressing even closer to Finn, who squirmed in his arms.
"Please let me wake him up!" Finn pleaded.
"You can't, Finn," Burt said. Finn glared at him. "Sorry, buddy."
Blaine's hands ran back down Finn's sides, and his fingers curled into the band of his pajama pants, whispering, "Let's do it again, Kurtie."
Finn tried to dart away now that Blaine's arms weren't wrapped around him, but Blaine was too fast, even asleep. He latched back onto Finn.
"Don't go," Blaine whimpered. "I'm sorry."
Finn was now very pale, and Burt was now very angry. He had to continuously remind himself that Blaine was sleeping.
Burt watched as Blaine moved so he was hugging Finn from the front. His eyes widened in shock at what happened next.
"Let me help you feel good, baby," Blaine purred, and dropped to his knees.
Finn's eyes bugged out of his head, and Burt watched as his son fell to his knees, too.
"N-no, Blaine. N-not r-right now," Finn said, pulling Blaine to his feet.
Blaine pouted. "Fine," he said, nuzzling his face into Finn's chest.
"This is so weird!" Finn huffed. "Why can't I just wake him up."
Burt just rolled his eyes. Then he saw Blaine stirring again. Blaine grabbed Finn's hand and stood on tiptoe to whisper in Finn's ear.
"Touch me, Kurt."
Finn snatched his hand away. "Oh, that's it! Bl-!"
"Finn Hudson, don't you dare wake him up!"
Everyone (except Blaine) turned to see Kurt standing in the kitchen doorway, glaring at Finn.
"You don't wake a sleepwalker, Finn!" Kurt said angrily.
"He's practically molesting me!" Finn said, slapping away Blaine's grabby hands.
"He thinks you're Kurt, Finn," Burt said, sighing.
"Kurt, could you just get him off me?" Finn grumbled.
"I'm not going to risk waking him up," Kurt said, crossing his arms.
"Kurt!"
"Finn!" Kurt mocked.
Finn opened his mouth to shout something back, but at that moment, Blaine took advantage of a distracted Finn. He finally succeeded in getting his hand down Finn's pants, grabbing him. Many things happened at once.
Finn and Blaine let out simultaneous screams, Blaine's eyes immediately focusing as he shoved Finn away from him.
At the same time, Kurt fell to the floor with his arms around his stomach, laughing hysterically.
"Oh, my God, you are not Kurt!" Blaine said.
"Dude, you knew that just by grabbing my junk?" Finn said.
"Yeah. You're way too small to be Kurt."
Kurt stopped laughing as his face darkened to a deep shade of red. Burt gritted his teeth, and Blaine seemed to realize what he had said because his face had paled. Finn just looked put out.
"Sorry, Finn," Blaine mumbled, unable to look Finn in the eyes.
"There is not a shower hot enough to make me feel clean again," Finn said, glaring at Kurt, who had started giggling again.
"Sorry, I sleepwalk almost every night," Blaine explained. "It's caused quite a few problems with roommates at Dalton…that's why they gave me a room alone."
Burt shook his head. "Let's just go to bed, guys, okay?"
Finn and Blaine still couldn't look at each other as everyone headed up the stairs to their bedrooms. Burt heard Kurt lock his door, most likely to keep Blaine from leaving the room again. But he couldn't help but laugh when he heard Blaine speak.
"Don't bother, Kurt. I learned to pick locks in my sleep."
XD I hope you all loved this chapter as much as I did. It may just be my new favorite :)
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