A Friendly Note From browniechadowes:
Hey everyone, if you enjoyed my fanfic and are not insulted by scrupulous amounts of tomato soup and vibrating cars, please feel free to read/comment on my continuation of this parody, "Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom". Stephenie would like to tell you that you should stop reading this abomination of a parody, Edward and Bella are busy getting off not touching each other in a corner, and Jessica would like to say fuck you all, and your mother… in the nicest way possible.
Thanks so much for all of your comments and support! It keeps me writing and smiling, even if in a perverted and sarcastic way… now, where is that loofa?
