A/N: I had to do this one. :D Don't own anything.
Tyki tried to ignore the wolf-whistles and cat-calls as he walked up to the stage. Although, when it was your brother making most of the noise, it was kind of hard. Especially since he was also completely sincere.
He disliked the sounds even more as the song he got scrawled lazily across the screen: I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt And I'm too sexy for your party I'm a model you know what I mean I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car I'm a model you know what I mean I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my 'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat And I'm too sexy for this song
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
Tyki turned an interesting shade of magenta. Everybody laughed loudly and continued with their inappropriate comments, which will not be reprinted in the fic.
Lenalee could barely speak through her giggles. "Okay, everybody, okay! Let's calm down now!" She didn't sound even remotely convincing.
"Everybody, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Tyki yelled. Silence ensued. "Good," he leaned back in his chair.
"He obviously goes on top," Lavi whispered to the nearest ear, which happened to be Allen. Allen had to leave to laugh outside before he gave himself and aneurism. He then returned inside, realized he had just passed up his chance at freedom, and began sawing at his wrists again.
"Okay, now that we're all calmed down after… Tyki's… uh…" Lenalee began to laugh again, echoed by the people below. Tyki slowly disappeared to speak with the elves under the table.
"No, seriously, we're moving on." Lenalee suddenly got serious faced. It lasted all of two seconds.
-ten minutes later-
"Now, who wants to go?" Lenalee asked. She had lost her schedule. "Anyone? Anyone?"
It was then Shii got bored and brought her dear friends from Aventura into the mix. All hell broke loose in an instant.
A/N: Eh he he he…. You're all dead, my friends, all dead. :D
For those of you who haven't read Aventura will hopefully enjoy the songs as I think of more DGM ones. If you have read Aventura, please feel free to give me song, although I have several lined up… Please don't get pissed if you're angry about the sudden cross-over, but I originally meant to have an Aventura/DGM crossover. Only, there was no Aventura fanfiction. I'm very sorry, please don't kill me, I hope you enjoy the tongue-in-cheekness.
Those of you who know me, or know my other stories, should've expected this….
