AN: Sorry about the long gap between chapters, had a huge amount of block about what I wanted to do next in the story.

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The time had come to end the bet, Naruto was kind of nervous. He hadn't gotten the Rasengan to a more controlled state yet so hopefully a demonstration would make her concede. When that failed hopefully she'd still be alive enough to heal herself and come back to the village. Of course someone else was also heading that way.

"Are you fucking following me now?" Naruto had seen so much of Orochimaru recently it was driving him crazy.

"No, you're following me" Orochimaru had somehow devolved from his insane-self, to a kind of sane-self. "I'm going to watch you fail miserably and then recruit Tsunade for my Konoha sucks team."

"Me? Fail? Fat chance of that" Naruto flexed at him a bit, to establish dominance.

"I'm so sure of it I bet Jiraya my stomach sword" of phrases Naruto was expecting to hear, this was not one of them.

"Please never say those words again."

"What, bet?"

"No."

"Jiraya?"

"God please stop."

"Sure?"

"Can we go back to hating each other and fighting?"

"Gladly, once I've recruited Tsunade as a healer. Oh, stomach sword."

"Yup, it was stomach sword."

"Got it. Duck."

"Duck?" Naruto looked around before dropping to the ground as some weird scythe thing flew over him.

"Mother fucker, don't dodge like a pussy" there was now some, silver haired partially naked guy standing behind them.

"We might be in trouble" Orochimaru now had the previously mentioned stomach sword out and ready.

"Oh, red cloud guys" Naruto did not like the look of this asshole.

"Let's cut to the chase, I'm Hidan and I'm here for you" Hidan was now pointing at Naruto. "So either come with me quietly, like a bitch, or put a fight so I can have some fucking fun."

"Or, I kick your ass" Naruto cracked his knuckles, hoping this guy wasn't as dangerous as Kisame.

"Finally a motherfucking fighter" Hidan's face twisted into a devilish grin.

"Brat, dodge" Orochimaru jumped to the side again, as did Naruto as the scythe thing flew back towards Hidan.

And right into him. He just impaled himself. And was still grinning. Why did only insane people have to be after him?

"Yeah he's kind of immortal, don't let him get your blood" Orochimaru dodge another scythe toss.

"Oh boo, don't ruin the surprise" Hidan was casually whipping that fucking thing at them like it was nobody's business.

Naruto instantly went into the one-tail cloak. He didn't want to get fucking murdered by some random immortal asshole. He was gonna go big right from the start with a Bijuu ball.

"Cover me" he leapt back a bit to put distance between him and Hidan to charge.

"Oh fuck you" Orochimaru kicked the scythe out of the air to stop it from hitting Naruto. "We are not friends."

Naruto choose not to reply as he charged the shot. To his credit, Orochimaru was really good at covering him. Hidan looked like he could care less about the charging ball though, which was kind of worrying after Kisame ate like ten. Regardless of that, Naruto blasted one dead at him.

"AHH" it was direct hit, the blast consumed the guy. "YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT."

He was very much still alive after the blast. A little charred, but the burns were starting to heal already.

"What part of, he is immortal wasn't clear?" Orochimaru was clearly hoping for a better attack.

"How the fuck is he immortal" Naruto was sick of this guy's bullshit.

"Through the power of God of course" Hidan swiped the scythe at the slightly distracted Orochimaru, drawing blood.

"Shit shit shit" Orochimaru quickly went on the offensive, slashing at him quickly.

Naruto joined in the attack, using a chakra claw to slash at him as well. He was effortlessly dodging and blocking the attacks, this guy was insane. He knocked them both back with a big scythe swing and drew a weird symbol on the ground.

"I dedicate this kill, to the good lord Jashin" he licked up some blood, and suddenly his whole body changed to black with white markings.

"We need to get him off that immediately" Orochimaru did not think about who he was talking to.

"On it" Naruto kicked the guy square in the chest as hard as he could.

"AGH" Orochimaru let out a yell of pain as ribs shattered.

"Hahaha, this here is the surprise kid. My and lil Orochimaru's bodies are linked now, any pain I feel, he feels. But I'm immortal."

"That's, so dumb" Naruto hated this stupid shit. "How does any of this make sense?"

"Through the power of the good Lord Jashin" Hidan now had a spear in his hand.

"STOP HIM" Orochimaru was sounding very desperate.

"You wanna bullshit power off, fine" Naruto froze time to think of a plan.

He'd slid back a bit from the kick earlier, so he wasn't stuck to the ground there. Naruto walked over and picked him up off it. He was heavy as hell, but not so much Naruto couldn't do it. Taking him a few steps off the circle he put him back down. He then unfroze time with a plan.

"Well, where's the bullshit power kid?" Hidan was taunting him now, unaware he was several feet in front of the circle.

"Nah I think you got me here" Naruto threw his hands up in mock defeat.

"Wow, fucking loser" Hidan stabbed himself in the chest, looking at Orochimaru expectantly.

"I'm. I'm not dead?" Orochimaru looked at his chest confused.

"What the fuck" Hidan looked down at his feet. "Where'd my fucking-"

He was interrupted by a heavy swing to the face from Naruto. The attack knocked him over and made him drop the scythe.

"Look, you're immortality is stupid, your body link is even more stupid" Naruto grabbed the dropped stomach sword. "But me? I've got time powers."

"What?" Hidan gave him a confused look as Naruto cut his head off. "OI WHAT THE HELL."

"HE'S STILL ALIVE?" Naruto was now yelling at the severed head.

"How many times do I have to tell you, HE'S IMMORTAL" Orochimaru took his sword back and used it to impale the head.

"OUCH, WATCH IT BITCH, ONCE KAKUZU PUTS ME BACK TOGETHER YOU'RE SO DEAD" he was somehow louder without a body.

"Oh yeah, and where is he?" Naruto wanted to taunt this head now.

"Oh, probably killing the other Sannin" almost on cue there was a loud ground shaking crash from the meet up sight. "Yeah must be him."

"Can't I get one break, just one" Naruto made sure to hack up this guy's body before running off to the sound.

"Kakuzu is dangerous, but four on one we should be able to beat him down" Orochimaru was running with him.

"Ha fat chance, he's way tougher than me, and I'm fucking immortal" Hidan really was still being a dick head while he was just a head.

The scene the three of them arrived to was, rather disheartening. Jiraya was currently being stomped into the ground by a guy in a half mask and a red cloud robe. Tsunade looked like she was out cold and Shizune was being choked out by a weird hand thing.

"Perfect" the masked guy turned to them. "I love it when the mark comes to me, and you brought a big bounty with you."

"KAKUZU SHUT UP ABOUT MONEY FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND PUT ME BACK TOGETHER" Hidan was shouting from his place on the sword.

"And you brought that piece of garbage too" Kakuzu cracked his neck as he started walking towards them.

"Kid now would be a great time to do some time bull shit" Orochimaru looked very afraid now.

"On it" Naruto froze time and moved in to kick Kakuzu in the head.

"This your best move?" a not time frozen Kakuzu caught his foot.

"You can-" Naruto's shocked question was interrupted as he was slammed into the ground, time resumed.

"Normally people like me wouldn't be able to match your energy, but I took measures to have all my hearts have that ability" Kakuzu was looking at him in the most condescending way. "I expected better from the nine-tails."

"Kid… run" Jiraya was not looking good.

"Still alive" Kakuzu ground his foot into Jiraya even harder.

"Get the fuck off him" Naruto felt his rage grow at Kakuzu. "Or I'll kill you."

"Hahaha" Kakuzu laughed as he looked down at Naruto. "Good luck with that."

"I DON'T NEED LUCK" more than just Naruto's rage boiled over, it wasn't just him fighting now.

The fox's charka covered his body, forming an orange and yellow shroud around him. In a flash of yellow he was behind Kakuzu and with a heavy roundhouse kick, Kakuzu was knocked away.

"That color" Kakuzu recovered from the hit quickly. "Here I thought I'd never get to test myself against the fabled yellow flash. It's my lucky day."

"LET'S SEE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE" pulling out two kunai the chakra shroud burned seals into them.

Throwing the kunai Naruto's body vanished in flashes of yellow as it delivered attacks to Kakuzu. His tendrils couldn't withstand contact with the shroud making his wire attack useless. The barrage of hits ended with Naruto's body reappearing by Jiraya again. Kakuzu was looking a lot worse now.

"Well, looks like it's time for a real fight" he stood up straight, throwing his cloak off as two black tendril things grew off him.

"Gladly" more kunai came out, each one getting seals burned onto them.

The tendril beasts each had a mask on them. The one looked like a weird tiger while the other had strange wing like limbs. The masked beats flanked while Kakuzu turned his body darker using a jutsu. Two locked eyes before vanishing. Appearing again with a clash, stone fist against chakra claw. They vanished again, separating from the clash. The tiger beast blasted a fire attack at Naruto's body. Flinging one of the kunai, it easily dodge the fireball with a yellow flash.

"I can see why that technique ended the war now" Kakuzu almost sounded like he was full of admiration.

Instead of replying, a golden Rasengan formed in one of Naruto's hands. Using the other it flung a kunai at the winged mask beast as it prepared to launch an attack. With another flash the Rasengan destroyed the mask beast.

"Well, that was unexpected alright" the admiration in his voice was slowly shifting towards fear as Kakuzu lost a heart.

Kakuzu caught a kunai flung at him, and quickly dodge out of the way of another golden Rasengan as Naruto's body flashed in front of him.

"Run" its voice was like a fusion of Naruto and Minato now.

The other mask beast quickly tackled it as Kakuzu ran off. He went to grab Hidan's head off Orochimaru's sword but ditched that as he felt the fire heart get destroyed.

"Fall back Kakuzu" appearing from thin air an orange masked man caught one of the marked kunai aimed for Kakuzu. "I'll keep this thing busy."

"Don't need to tell me twice" Kakuzu quickly blasted off, running for his life.

"OI WHAT ABOUT ME" Hidan was none too happy with being ditched.

"Every head for himself Hidan" the masked man shrugged as a golden Rasengan phased through his body. "And you, what the hell is all this? You're supposed to be thirteen, not like, seventeen."

The golden shroud formed into extra claws to slash away at the masked man. Each attack phased through him like the Rasengan.

"And you're doing whatever the hell this is, seriously, golden chakra?" The masked man was quite literally unfazed by the attacks. "What's next, are you going to go full nine-tails mode on me?"

The attacks kept coming, claws, Rasengans. All of them just passed right through the guy. He just kept on complaining about these attacks.

"Like, yeah sure Hidan I can believe you'd be able to beat. But Kakuzu is like my third favorite member. And here you are just slapping the hell out of him, what gives kid. Are you on roids? Those are bad for you."

"Are you, are you just complaining to him?" Orochimaru had no idea what was even going on at this point.

"Yes, I am" the masked man gave him an unconcerned glance. "Cause all this shit he's doing, is stupid. Like come on, he got angry and glowed golden, that's a little like copyright infringement if you ask me."

"Copy right infringement?" Orochimaru was even more lost now.

"God yes, and then all this flashing around, teleporting is my thing" as if to prove it the man teleported up to a tree branch. "But I digress, cut this bullshit power spiking out, Tobi out."

In a weird spiral way the guy vanished from existence. Orochimaru looked at the Hidan head, the Hidan headed looked back at him. This was some grade A bullshit.

"AAAAAAAAAAA" the golden Naruto body screamed in a mix of agony and rage as the golden aura began to fade.

"Oh good it's stopping" Orochimaru was glad to have things to return to normal.

"So uh, any chance you're willing to let by gones be by gones?" Hidan was feeling a little like he was left out to dry.

"Fuck it, sure, I'm apparently a good guy now so why now" Orochimaru was done with all this bullshit.