Theme: #273 - "Flirt"
Warnings: ROCK LEE! YOSH!

"Sakura-chan!"

"...uh, yes?"

"Your hair is gorgeous! It sparkles like shiny, wet bubblegum!"

"...uh, thanks?"

"Sakura-chan!"

"...dare I ask?"

"Your skin is flawless! Do you use a cream?"

"EH?"

"Tell me! What do you use?!"

Sasuke shook his head as Naruto snorted into his hand to stifle an oncoming laugh. "It's pathetic, really."

"Y-yeah. Hehe."

"He's so shameless."

"I know!" Giggle.

"She's going to punch him across the street."

"It'd be funny." Snort.

"He's so flirting with her."

Naruto giggled in response as Sakura let out a high-pitched screech as Lee offered another one of his pick-up lines.

"Yeah, she's going to kill him."

"Strangulation?"

"Nah, chakra overload."

"Cool."

"Totally."

"It'll be like--a lightshow. Imagine seeing him explode from too much chakra."

"But I thought he doesn't have chakra?"

"Damn, you're right."

"How about--that thingy she has--"

"Eh?"

"The inner Sakura...yeah, Inner Sakura."

"Wow, that's like, a brutal ending."

"I know."

"Oh look, she's pulling out her gloves."

"Really?"

"Now she's pointing at us. Sasuke, why is she pointing at us?"

"Uh..."

"Now she's running at us! Sasuke, why is she running at us?!"

"...shit."

"YOU TWO ARE DEAD! STOP SENDING LOVE LETTERS TO LEE WITH MY NAME ON IT!" She pounced, and the two squealed as they were pinned to the ground by the angry kunoichi.