I still don't own Hetalia...also thanks for reading, reviewing, favouriting and following.

I got the most epically long review ever, but it was from a guest so I'm gonna have to reply here...Okay, firstly- that dream sounds awesome, and the musketeers plan was fantabulous...unfortunately I already planned everyone's costumes...planning France's with a friend got VERY out of hand! And yep, Femke is Belgium ^_^ *Takes a deep breath and calms down*

Antonio just stood shocked for a few moments...but his face eventually spread itself into a broad grin, he could see all sorts of people. He looked down...he was dressed as a pirate...it appeared that Gilbert had chosen his outfit.

Speaking of...what were Francis and Gilbert dressed as. Antonio span around and stifled a laugh. Francis and Gilbert were dressed as a pantomime horse.

Francis smiled "Do you like it, Gilbert is the back end...because he's an ass"

Gilbert elbowed him "No, I lost at naughts and crosses (I think it's also called Tic Tac Toe?)"


Femke literally rugby tackled Antonio as soon as he'd gotten over the shock, and put him into more shock.

"Ow, Femke?" Antonio yelped, Femke handed him an envelope and a present

"You're opening mine first!" she exclaimed loudly with the biggest grin her face was capable of.

Antonio nodded and opened the envelope.

Femke was proud of the card she'd got Antonio, she had looked everywhere to find a card with tomatoes on it.


Femke's card had to have been the most adorable thing ever...second most...Lovino was the first!. And the present was a jumper which looked really warm, which was good because the radiator in his class room was broken. He picked himself back up off the floor and was immediately confronted by Francis and Gilbert, who thrust a card and a parcel at him...he hoped everyone else would let him get on with the party before they got him opening things.

Francis and Gilbert had got him a six year olds birthday card and had drawn the two on with biro...they did that pretty much every year...and the present...ahahahahahewasgoingtokillthe m, they'd got him a book on how to ask someone out "Gracias" he beamed...no really, he was going to have to kill them.

"Before you decide to kill us, We invited Lovino" Francis grinned...oh...did he say kill them, he meant hug them, yes, that is what he meant...hug them later, he needed to find Lovi first.

He spotted a reddish brown curl, well, that was quick...He sprinted over to Lovino and pulled him into a hug "Hola Loviiiiii!" he exclaimed...hold on...Lovi was usually shorter than this...and a little slighter...

"Wh-Antonio, this is Mathew" Antonio looked at the face of the man he'd just decided to hug...yep, that was definitely Michael.


Lovino was going to go and talk to Kiku, but then he'd been cornered by Elizaveta, who'd decided that she wasn't talking to Roderiech at that moment. "Lovino, that's an interesting costume...you look adorable" she chuckled, Lovino frowned at her

"Femke's idea"

"mmmhmmm," Elizaveta smiled, raising an eyebrow "But you agreed to it"

Lovino couldn't think of an expletive bad enough for what he was feeling at that moment.

"Loviiiiiiii!," Antonio pulled Lovino away from Elizaveta and into a hug.


Antonio had managed to find Lovino after the accidental Mathew hug, Femke had come to the rescue and pointed to Lovino...only he couldn't see him properly because Elizaveta had gotten in the way. So instead Antonio had gotten himself into another Hug first ask questions later situation.

Which led to him asking the question "Lovi...why are you dressed like me?"

"Because Femke told me too...and Feliciano wanted me to dress as the box of tomatoes fairy" He'd gone bright red which was adorable

"You're so cute!"

"Shut up, I'm dressed as you, you Narcissistic Bastard!"


Lovino was mortified...he really wished he'd thought to get his fucking armor!, god dammit!

So, to distract attention from his bright scarlet face and the fact that he'd decided to go to Antonio(The man that he kindasorta loved)'s birthday party dressed as Antonio (Again, the man that he kindasorta loved) he'd decided that he needed to force the spotlight onto someone else...and Sadik was in the wrong place at the wrong time "Oh look at that, Sadik is dressed as Zorro!" Lovino exclaimed, pointing at the unfortunate man, who had brought Katyusha with him (dressed as A scare crow).

Unfortunately this didn't have the desired effect, because Antonio dragged him over to Sadik.

"Look!, Lovi came dressed as me" Antonio proclaimed

Sadik looked at Lovino before a smirk spread across his face "I can see that...has Lizzie seen?"

"Yes" Lovino growled.


The dance floor was deserted, it had been crowded not moments ago, but then Gilbert had decided to show his new and improved version of the time warp...which at first had Arthur lamenting his choice not to dress as doctor who...but seconds later had all of the guests ducking for cover, apart from Antonio and Francis who made a mad dash to join in.

Lovino had again decided to hide, this time with Herakles, Kiku and Mei.

Herakles had been asleep out in the open, but Kiku had dragged him behind the table.

Finally the song was over...aaaaand Francis had decided to replay it.

By which point, somewhere, Arthur had had enough, no one knew where he came from, they were just suddenly aware of someone slide tackling Francis and skipping onto the next song.

"The time warp should be a relatively safe dance, you bloody gits!"


Antonio glared at Arthur...who the hell had decided to invite his mortal enemy.

"We meet again, Captain Kirkland" he growled...and to top it all off, Arthur was also wearing a pirate captain costume, just like one of the many times they'd gotten into a fight.

"Francis, and in my defense I didn't know it was your party" Arthur retorted

"I owe him for breaking another sewing machine" Francis smiled nervously.

Arthur leveled a glare at him "You didn't break a machine, you destroyed it!"

Antonio tried to paste a smile back on his face, it was his birthday...and it was one of his best friends who'd caused this...maybe he could ignore him...yes...he just needed a distraction.


"Holy fucking shit!" Lovino shrieked, Elizaveta had just grabbed him under the arms and picked him up...she was shorter than him...how could this happen.

"Language" she laughed,

"What are you doing!, they're going to explode in a moment!" he yelled, pointing at the group on the dance floor.

"Exactly, that's why I'm sending in something to disarm them" Elizaveta grinned before chucking him onto the dance floor.

The effect was almost instantaneous, Antonio's face changed from a grimace to a very genuine smile.