Me: Well, I hope ya'll are happy. We've been working non-stop for the past several weeks doing jobs that include a hella lot of manual labor (we shed a hella lot of blood) and the one day we have off, we're writing this. You better love us for this one.
Matt: I had to threaten to burn all her WWE stuff in order to get her to actually sit and write.
Me: Hey, don't blame me. It's not my fault I can't live without my Hardy Boyz.
Adam: Actually it is.
Me: Whatev. Please enjoy what comes out of our minds at about midnight.
Matt: Oh, and congratulations to I Am Miranda Of The Tempest for being the only reviewer whose review confuses us to the point that we don't know if it's praise or criticism. And still don't know, for that matter.
Me: And in case you can't tell, we're being sarcastic about the congratulations. (though we really can't tell if it's praise or criticism) And we were looking through some old reviews and laughing our ass off at one certain one. The very first chapter, 10th one or so from the top. :)
And I quote (*growl* damn you, Michael Cole): "What the hell is wrong with you? You copied this pretty much word for word from MissGlycerine, and you made it TERRIBLE on top of that, somehow! You would have been better copy and pasting it, your story sounds like a 5th grader writing spark notes."
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Thanks to both Denpiru-Yaoi-Baby, Feli-Chan and Meep, and Anankha Clemens for inspiring us to write.
This chapter is sponsored by the song "Porn Star Dancing" by My Darkest Days.
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Roy tapped his pen impatiently against his desk as he glanced at the door. Riza was standing in the open doorway looking through the paperwork he'd just completed, her gun back in its holster. He couldn't help it as his mind wandered back to what he'd left behind at his house, shifting in his seat and glad his desk was covering his lower half. "Can I go yet?" he asked.
Riza looked over the final sheet and moved out of the doorway. Roy was about to stand back up when the blonde came back in with a pile of papers in her hands reaching up to her neck. "Finish these and you can leave," she said, hiding a smirk as she turned and walked out the door.
"You've gotta be fucking kidding me," Roy muttered, picking up his pen again. He groaned as he started to sign the papers. "Edward's gonna fucking kill me."
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Edward moaned and thrust his hips up slightly, desperate for any friction he could find. Because of the cock ring, he couldn't cum and he was getting so hard it was turning painful. And because of the vibrator vibrating against his prostate, constant jolts of pleasure coursed through his body.
"Fullmetal."
"Roy, you bastard!" Edward yelled with a small moan. "Get the fuck over here before I fucking kill you!"
Roy walked into the living room with a smirk on his face, crossing his arms as he looked down at the bound alchemist. "You look comfortable," he mused.
The blonde glared at him. "Get this fucking cock ring off so I can cum!" he yelled in frustration.
"Ah ah ah," Roy scolded, leaning down. "What's the magic word, Ed?"
"Please please please please please!" the blonde begged. He tossed his head back with his eyes screwed shut, back arching off the ground.
"That's the first time I've heard the infamous Fullmetal Alchemist beg."
Edward almost froze when Roy's voice got a bit higher. He sighed when the vibrator was pulled out of his ass and the cock ring was removed. He thrust his hips up when a hand wrapped around his painful cock, a few strokes bring him to climax. A seemingly endless stream of white liquid covered the hand, the blonde's body going limp against his handcuffs when it was finished. "Envy," he breathed, identifying the voice that had spoken before.
The long-haired homunculus grinned. "Aren't you glad to see me, Edward?" Envy asked, tongue snaking out to lick at the cum covering his hand. "You taste good." He grinned down at the panting alchemist. "Now it's my turn."
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Roy threw down his pen when he finished with the last paper, running a hand through his hair. "Lieutenant Hawkeye!" he yelled. The blonde immediately walked into his office. "I'm done. Can I go now?"
Riza looked over his paperwork, flipping through it quickly. "You may go," she said finally. Roy couldn't have been happier. He raced out of Central Command and drove as quickly as he could back home.
He started to unlock the door but stopped. He frowned. Through the door, he could hear soft whimpers and groans. Edward? he thought in confusion. He wouldn't cheat on him…would he? But then again…
Roy swung the door open, freezing at what he saw. Edward was on his knees with his hands still handcuffed to the coffee table and duct tape over his mouth, Envy behind him and thrusting into him at a rough pace. The homunculus slowed what he was doing when he heard someone, looking behind him with a grin. "Hello, Colonel," he purred. "Would you like to join us?"
The raven held up his hand as a threat, his hands already in his gloves ready for flames. "Get away from him," he growled. He wouldn't let Edward go through this again, not after what happened with Tyler. He should've never left him alone.
"Or you'll do what?" Envy dared. He pulled out of the young blonde, pushing him to the ground as he stood up. "You'll burn me with your little alchemy tricks?"
Roy's gaze hardened and he snapped. Literally. He snapped his fingers and Envy burst into flames, laughing all the while. "You're such an angry person, Colonel Mustang," the homunculus laughed. "I like that in a person." He disappeared before Roy could snap again.
Roy immediately dropped beside Edward, using alchemy to safely melt the handcuffs around his wrists. He brought the blonde into his lap and wrapped his arms around him. "I'm sorry," he apologized softly, kissing the top of his head as he pulled the duct tape off his mouth. "I should have never left you."
Edward gave a small smile. "S'not your fault," he said. "Maybe that bastard Envy learned his lesson now."
Roy smiled back. "Never mess with my alchemist," he said. A light went on in his mind. "Which reminds me, I think I still owe you something." He claimed Edward's mouth before he could ask, a hand moving down and wrapping around the blonde's cock. Edward moaned into the kiss.
"Roy…" the blonde moaned. "Please…"
"How could I resist an offer like that?" Roy teased. He unzipped his pants and pulled out his own hard cock, pressing into the blonde.
"Fuck, Roy!" Edward yelled, his back arching against the older as his prostate was stabbed over and over. "Harder!"
Roy just grinned. He thrust as hard and as fast as he could into the young alchemist. They reached their climax together; Edward releasing for the second time all over the carpet and Roy into his ass.
Roy pulled out of him and pulled a blanket off the couch over them on the floor. "You are never leaving my sight again," he teased, kissing the back of Edward's head.
The blonde just grinned. "Good luck with that," he said. He suddenly remembered something. "Oh, and Havoc brought Ritsku back earlier today."
Roy groaned. Edward whistled softly and soon, the little golden lab trotting up to his face. The puppy started licking the blonde's face until he pushed him away slightly, turning to curl up beside them.
"That dog will be the death of me," Roy muttered, pulling a pillow under his head. Edward just grinned.
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Me: Short, I know, but hey, it was the second part of a day and I got it out! Yes! *waves arms in air and celebrates wildly*
Matt: Now if you'll excuse us, we have some things to do.
Adam: Matches to be made.
Me: And titles to be retained.
Adam: You mean won.
Me: *laughs* Dude. Stop dreaming. I'm the champion and you'll never beat me. 'Cause I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
Matt: Sure thing, Ms. Hart.
Me: *blushes* S-Shut up!
Matt and Adam: *laughs*
