Hello, got the next chapter done. Not sure how well I did on this one, but I hope you all enjoy it anyway!
(Marshalanime does not own Naruto or Monster Musume No Iru Nichijou)
"Now that me and Hikari have gotten past that little argument, I'm sure you have some questions you'd like to ask" Rowan says as he stands in the center of the room while everyone else sits on the couch.
"How many other kids do you have?" Midori asks while sitting as close to Naruto as she can. After clutching his chest in a dramatic fashion to show his hurt Rowan says, "Ah! You wound me Midori! I may have a slept with women from all around the world, but I have always used protection!" the fox declares while striking an overly dramatic pose.
Seeing the look of utter disbelieve on his daughters face, Rowan then dashes over to her and says, "Just trust me on this, K?", while patting her on the head. "Never going to happen" Midori tells him, causing the man to collapse to the floor in a defeated manner and say to himself, "Even though we've just met, my own daughter already hates me".
"Guess I'll just have to work on that then!" Rowan cheers after jumping back up. "No, you don't have too" Midori tells him with a wave of her hand.
"So where have you been and why show up now?" Naomi asks while leaning on the arm rest. "Yeah! Why did you just leave so suddenly back then!?" Hikari asks while leaning forward and locking her eyes on the man.
"That's an easy one, I left to become a world renowned thief and ended up getting caught about a mouth in a half ago!" Rowan proudly proclaims, getting silence from the others. 'He's kidding, right?' the four sitting on the couch collectivity think.
"I spent a week behind bars waiting for my trail day to arrive when a representative from M.O.N. showed up and offered to sweep all of my charges under the rug as long as I agreed to work for them!" Rowan says as he stands there stroking his chin. "Obviously I took him up on his offer. As for why I showed up, well, I was skimming through M.O.N.'s home stay data base out of boredom when I noticed Hikari had singed up for the program" Rowan explains.
"I was pleasantly surprised to find out that we were in the same city. So I took the first chance I had to come pay my dear childhood friend a visit!" the fox finishes as he takes Hikari's hand into his own and getting the woman to blush.
"Should we really allow a thief into the house?" Midori asks as she leans looks around Naruto at Rowan with a disapproving look directed at him. "Ahk!? You wound me!" Rowan says as he takes a step back and places his hands over his hart as if he'd been struck. 'He's being way to dramatic about this' Midori says to herself as she watches her father.
"Do you take me for a common street thief? No, no, no, my dear Midori" Rowan says as he pats the blond girls head again. "I am a thief of the highest grade!" Rowan proclaims as he stands back up. "When I steal something, it takes months, at the very least, of careful planing before I can even consider going after it! Not to mention all of the contacts I need to juggle to keep my good name amongst other thieves of honor!" Rowan tells the young girl.
"You know you're horrible, right?" Midori tells Rowan, almost immediately getting the man to once again kneel on the ground in an overly dramatic way and mutter to himself that his daughter doesn't understand the art of thieving.
"So, did you stop by just for a visit or are you planing in sweeping Hikari of her feet and whisking her away from Naruto here?" Naomi asks. "Naomi! Why are you asking that!?" Hikari all but yells at the woman, her face now completely red.
"Now, now, Hikari. There's nothing wrong with her question" Rowan tells the blond fox after jumping back to his feet. "To answer your question miss, I think of Hikari as if she were my little sister. So the thought of whisking her away on a romantic adventure is simply inconceivable to me" Rowan says while striking another dramatic pose.
"You'd sleep with your sister?" Naomi asks, putting that thought inside everyone else's head. "That's not what I meant! I was trying to help Hikari by sleeping with her!" Rowan defends himself after her question and the looks everyone was giving him now. "Uh, how would that help her?" Naruto asks, confused by the man standing in front of them.
"Glad you asked! You see, back then Hikari couldn't even walk up to a boy her age without getting embarrassed and passing out!" Rowan says, getting Hikari to blush at the memories. "Being her best friend, I felt it was only right to try and fix that problem. So I seduced her and spend a wonderful night with her before leaving to travel the world the next day!" Rowan proudly says, getting Midori to jump to her feet and shout, "You're worse than horrible!" while pointing at the man.
"She hates me even more now" Rowan sulks once more. "Why are you depressed about that!? You should be ashamed that you took my moms first time!" Midori yells at Rowan. "Ashamed!?" Rowan retort as he jumps back up to defend his choice to his daughter.
"One should never be ashamed to help a friend out!" Rowan tells Midori. "But you weren't helping! Mom still hasn't been able to talk to most guys! Let alone going out with any! It's a miracle that her and Dad met!" Midori tells her father. 'Does Midori have such little faith in me?' Hikari wonders to herself, a bit depressed, after Midori's statement.
"Just because it didn't work doesn't mean I wasn't trying to help!" Rowan yells back. "You took her virginity in order to help her talk to guys!? What kind of logic is that!?" Midori yells, getting similar thoughts from the others. "It made sense back then! Besides, you would exist if it never happened!" Rowan tells her. "It still doesn't make it right! Why the hell do you have to be my father!?" Midori yells and was about to continue yelling when she hears something hit the floor.
Looking down, Midori's annoyance with Rowan only rises when she sees him curled up on the floor sulking, again. "I try my best and you wish that I'd never fathered you? Have I failed this much?" Rowan says as dramatically sad tears flow down his face. 'I won't accept it. I refuse to accept this man as my father' Midori tells herself as she stares down at the man.
"I know!" Rowan happily cheers as he jumps back up, surprising Midori at how quickly his mood changed. "Let's all go out as a family next time I have a day off! That way we can get to know each other in a more relaxed atmosphere!" Rowan says as he picks up Midori and then jumps between Naruto and Hikari, wrapping his arms around the two blonds.
"Y-you're including me in this?" Naruto asks, unsure how he should react to this guy. "Of course! Midori considers you her father so you're apart of the family too!" Rowan cheers.
Later - Naruto's house
"It sounds like you had a fun day" Rachnee says with a teasing smile as she looks down at Naruto as he sits on the floor in front of the couch. "You're enjoying my misfortune a little to much" Naruto tells the archnee as he picks up the book that Kurama was reading before she fell asleep on the couch. "Well, that's just your opinion now isn't it?" Rachnee tells the blond.
"Are you really that worried about spending a day with an ex-criminal?" Rachnee asks as her face softens. "It's not that. I have friends that tried to kill me when we first met and being a shinobi means that I have at least some skill in being a thief myself. It's just" Naruto says while tilting his head back to look at the woman, and thinks about his first meeting with Rowan. "I just can't help but think he's more than a little weird" Naruto tells the arachne.
"Why not bring the rest of use along then?" Rachnee suggests while leaning on the back of the couch. "I guess if the others want to tag along. I doubt Rowan would mind that mu-Augh!" Naruto was saying when Kurama rolled over and wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck.
"K-Kurama! C-can't breath!" Naruto tells the sleeping bijuu as she tightens her hold on the blond and mumbles something about being warm. "Rachnee, help me get her off!" Naruto pleads with the spider girl as he tries to yank Kurama's arms off his neck.
"My, aren't you bold, Honey. Asking me to do something to a sleeping girl" Rachnee teases as she leans even further over the couch. "You know what I meant!" Naruto tells her. "I know, I know, just trying to have a little fun" Rachnee tells him as she reaches down and flicks the orange haired woman's ear.
"Ghmm, how many times do I have to tell you to knock that off?" Kurama groggily asks in an annoyed tone as she cracks open her eyes. "Hm, did I miss something?" Kurama asks when she notices Naruto a few inches from her face. 'Are you kidding me? I can't wake her up no matter what I do and all she has to do is flick her ear?!' Naruto all but shouts to himself as he just looks at the orange haired fox.
"I was having a wonderful dream you know" Kurama says as she lets Naruto go and sits up, wiping some drool off her chin in the proses. "I couldn't just let you choke Honey to death" Rachnee tells the fox. "He's lived through worse" Kurama points out while she rubs the spot Rachnee flicked.
"Geez, thanks for caring about my safety" Naruto sarcastically says. "Don't mention it" Kurama says before falling face first into the opposite side of the couch. "Now don't wake me up this time" the bijuu tells them as she closes her eyes.
"She likes to sleep a lot huh?" Rachnee asks as she looks down at the woman. "Yeah, I thought she'd gotten past it once she was out of the seal, but I guess old habits die hard" Naruto says as he too looks at the sleeping fox.
Omake - Morning girls
"The village really is wonderful. Is always this sunny here?" Mero asks Sakure, Hinata, and Ino as she looks outside the open-air restaurant their in. "Pretty much" Sakura tells the mermaid. "It does get cold during the year, but it never lasts long" Hinata adds before taking a sip of her tea.
"So" Ino starts as she turns her gaze to Mero. "Did anything interesting happen after everyone left last night? You know, other than the pain it must've been to clean up all of those webs" Ino asks the mermaid.
"Interesting? Well" Mero starts while looking up as she thinks about it. "Rachnee passed out shortly after everyone left and needed Kurenai, Anko, and Zombina to carry her to her room" Mero tells her. "I could've guess something like that based off of how drunk she was" Ino says with a wave. "I wanna know if anything interesting happened that I wouldn't know about" Ino tells her.
"Ino, stop bugging her like that" Sakura tells the blond sitting across from her. "I doubt she has anything interesting to tell you anyway. They probably just cleaned up and went to be-" "Dear Sir and Mia made love to each other last night" Mero says, cutting Sakura off and stunning the others.
"Y-you're kidding right?!" Ino asks after nearly choking on the tea she just drank. "Y-y-yeah, you must have misunderstood. There's no way Naruto would" Sakura was trying to reason as she shakily turns to the pinket next to her.
"No misunderstanding at all. Mia was very specific about giving her virginity to Dear Sir when Cerea confronted her about it this morning" Mero cheerfully says. "This is even better than I hoped!" Ino cheers as she reaches over and grabs Mero's hands. "You have to tell me everything you know! Got it!?" Ino asks the pinket as she stares into the girls eyes. "Um, okay, if that's what you want" Mero says, getting an enthusiastic nod from the blond.
"Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me?" Sakura says to herself as she pinches the bridge of her nose and leans back in her chair as Mero starts to tell Ino everything she knows about Naruto and Mia's new sex life. "That idiot better not get a big head over this, right Hinata? Hinata?" Sakura asks, only to blink a few times when she notices that the Hyuuga is sitting in her seat with a blank stare and a small smile.
"Hinata!?" Sakura asks as she waves a hand in front of the girls face, only to have the girl slowly fall out of her seat and into unconsciousness. "Shit! Hinata passed out again! Ino, I'm blaming you for this!" Sakura says before getting out of her seat and checking on Hinata.
"How is this my fault!?" Ino asks as she too moves over to Hinata. "She wouldn't have passed out if she hadn't heard about Naruto having sex, and she wouldn't have heard about that if you hadn't asked Mero about last night!" Sakura tells the blond girl, getting a small glare from Ino. "Even if it's normal for Hinata, it's good to know that she has good friends that will worry about her when she faints" Mero happily says oblivious to the glares Sakura and Ino send at each other.
