Hey peps!

Apparently, my sister and Conner can't be together because Conner is supposed to be with Lou Ellen.

Both daughters of Hecate. Ironic, huh?

Well, sorry sis. Conner, you have to date Lou Ellen.

Conner: NEVER! I WILL NEVER LEAVE ELLIEPHANT'S SIDE! I WILL NEVER-

Lou Ellen: Who said my name?

Conner: ...

Conner: Sorry, Elliephant.

That was easier than I thought.

So much for Connephant. Make the T-shirts anyway. They might lessen the blow. Make them blue.

I AM SO EXCITED! TOMORROW THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS IS OUT!

Annabeth: Yay! Time to find out who dies!

Percy: Why are you excited about that?

Annabeth: That was sarcasm.

Leo: I really hope that me and Calypso get together!

Hazel: Aren't you already together?

Leo: Are we?

Calypso: I have no idea.

Leo: Maybe nothing that happens here really matters!

Leo: OUR FATE IS INEVIDABLE!

He is on to something...

Piper: What is THAT supposed to mean!?

Nothing...

So, I preordered it on my Nook already, so I will get it tomorrow! I wonder if it will arrive at exactly 12:01. Maybe I should stay awake to find out.

Jason: You are that desparate?

NO.

I AM EVEN MORE DESPARATE THAN THAT!

I CAN'T WAIT!

THE SUSPENCE IS TOO MUCH!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*breaks computer*

Hey! Sorry about that! Had to go get another computer.

Again.

It's not weird.

So, where were we? Oh yeah! The most awesome book ever... BLOOD OF OLYMPUS!

EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T EVEN READ IT!

Ok, so I also have a new poll on my profile! Check it out! I might even post the results so far on this story!

So, I have a new idea! Since we all know that one of the Seven will die, we will have groups that will riot at Rick's door when he/she dies! There are seven groups, one for each of the Seven. Write a review telling me which group you want to be in, and your user name will go under it.

For example:

Leo

Catsrawesome.

Leo: YAY!

And there are more groups! So please vote! You can only vote for one!

Piper: Please vote for me!

Leo: NO! Vote for me! I am much more awesome!

Percy: What about me?

Here, how about you all give a reason why people should vote for you?

Annabeth: Finally some respect!

Ok, you go first Percy.

Percy: Ok, I can talk to horses and pegasi and UNICORNS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS! THAT SHOULD GET YOUR ATTENTION!

Ok? So, you next Annabeth.

Annabeth: I am in love with Percy and I have saved his life more times than any of you can claim. You're welcome.

Ok, great! Jason?

Jason: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!

So do I. Piper?

Piper: I am pretty and modest! And I can make any of the Seven be your date for only one vote!

Leo: Hey!

Percy: I am with Annabeth!

Ok, if any of you want to date the Seven, put down Piper's name for the votes and then write down who you want do date.

Boys: WHAT!?

Oh, and it doesn't have to be the Seven.

Jason: Nice knowing you Nico.

Nico: Hey, I don't want to date anyone!

*presses button*

Ico: COME ON!

Leo?

Leo: I LIKE FIRE AND I AM THE HOT STUFF! AND I AM AWESOME!

I am buying it! Hazel?

Hazel: Vote for me and I will pay you. Side effects may be serious injury or death.

Leo: Side effects for what?

Hazel: Paying them.

Leo: If they might die, why would they want to vote for you?

Hazel: They will die rich.

Leo: Fair enough.

Frank?

Frank: I will turn into an ACTUAL unicorn. You can ride me. Or I can turn into a dragon!

Leo: I HAVE FESTUS!

Frank: Festus doesn't have a body!

*snaps fingers* Now he does.

Leo: FESTUS!

Festus: click whirl! [LEO!]

Frank: REALLY!?

Ok, so vote for both this and the poll!

Here is your annual SPLAT!

SPLAT!

So, I am so excited! I am so excited that I am repeating this so many times!

Oh, I have just watched this hilarious video on YouTube!

Annabeth: Let me guess, is it about cats?

Sadly no.

Leo: OH! IS IT ABOUT ME!?

No.

Leo: awww.

Percy: Is it about me?

No.

Frank: Me?

NO!

It is called 'The Horribly Slow Murder with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.

Leo: OMG I LOVE THAT VIDEO!

Piper: ME TOO IT IS SO FUNNY!

Frank: AND IT HAS CHINESE!

Leo: Yeah. What does Ginosaji mean again?

Frank: Silver spoon.

Annabeth: Ah. That makes sense.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS CHECK OUT THAT VIDEO WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE!

Annabeth: The video is a little stupid though. Why would someone kill someone with a spoon?

Percy: BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY!

Leo: *hits Annabeth with spoon*

Annabeth: stop it Leo.

Leo: *hits with spoon*

Annabeth: I said stop it!

Leo: *hits with spoon*

Frank: Oh! This is interesting!

Annabeth: Leo, go away!

Leo: *Hits with spoon*

Annabeth: Go away! *starts running away*

Leo: *chases with spoon*

Annabeth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

See people? This is how I feel about the BoO not being out yet!

{200 years later but everyone is still young because I am awesome. And guess what? THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS IS STILL NOT OUT!}

Leo: *hits Annabeth with spoon*

Annabeth: *lays nearly lifeless on ground*

Percy: Ok, this is getting a little boring.

I agree. *waves hands*

*spoon disappears*

Leo: Hey!

Annabeth: I'm alive!

Congratulations. But do you know what?

Annabeth: What?

I REALLY DON'T CARE!

*gasps*

Jason: What?

I feel a WRITE-SONG coming on!

Entire world: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hey, you know what?

LET'S ALL WRITE-SING!

Catsrawesome: lala, lalala, lala, lalala

Leo: You wanna play, you wanna stay, you wanna have it all

Leo: Why am I singing?

Annabeth: You started messing with my head until I hit a wall

Annabeth: HELP ME!

Percy: Maybe I should've known, maybe I should've known

Jason: That you would walk, you would walk out the door

Everyone: Hey!

Piper: Said we were done, and met someone and rubbed it in my face

Hazel: Cut to the part she broke your heart, and then she ran away

Frank: I guess you should've known, I guess you should've known

Ico: That I would talk, I would talk

Piper: But even if the stars and moon collide

Hazel: I never want you back into my life

Annabeth: You can take your words and all your lies

Girls: Oh oh oh! I really don't care

Percy: Even if the stars and moon collide

Jason: I never want you back into my life

Frank: You can take your words and all your lies

Leo: Oh oh oh!

Catsrawesome: I really don't care

Leo: Oh oh oh!

Catsrawesome: I really don't care

Hermione: I can't believe I ever stayed up writing songs about you

Ron: You don't deserve to know the way I used to think about you

Ginny: Oh no, not anymore, oh no, not anymore

Harry: You had your shot, had your shot, but you let

All: Go!

Neville: Now if we meet out on the street I wont be running scared

Luna: I'll walk right up to you and put one finger in the air

Fred: And make you understand

George: And make you understand

Sorting Hat: You had your chance, had your chance

Hermione: But even if the stars and moon collide

Ginny: I never want you back into my life

Luna: You can take your words and all your lies

Girls: Oh oh oh! I really don't care

Harry: Even if the stars and moon collide

Neville: I never want you back into my life

Ron: You can take your words and all your lies

Sorting Hat: Oh oh oh!

Catsrawesome: I really don't care

Sorting Hat: Oh oh oh!

Catsrawesome: I really don't care

Ginny: Yeah, listen up

HP Girls: Hey, hey never look back

Hermione: Dumbstruck boy, ego intact

HP Girls: Look boy, why you so mad

Luna: Second guessin', but shoulda hit that

Annabeth: Hey Demi you picked the wrong

PJO Girls: Lover!

Piper: Shoulda picked that one, he's cuter than the

PJO Girls: Other!

Hazel: I just wanna laugh, cause you tryna be a

PJO Girls: Hipster

HP Girls: Kick him to the curb

PJO Girls: Take a polaroid picture

CaleoForeva: But even if the stars and moon collide

Goddess of Fangirls: I never want you back into my life

Kittyaceres: You can take your words and all your lies

Amber Ember7: Oh oh oh!

Catsrawesome: I really don't care

Sci-fi girl: Even if the stars and moon collide

shadow warrior: I never want you back into my life

shadowfire-sonofposeidon: You can take your words and all your lies

PixelArtyGirl1: Oh oh oh!

team Leo leader: I really don't care

Elliephant: Oh oh oh!

Catsrawesome: I really don't care

Percy: Where did they all come from?

Annabeth: I DON'T CARE! JUST DON'E EVER DO THAT AGAIN!

...

Entire World: NO!