Hey peps!
Apparently, my sister and Conner can't be together because Conner is supposed to be with Lou Ellen.
Both daughters of Hecate. Ironic, huh?
Well, sorry sis. Conner, you have to date Lou Ellen.
Conner: NEVER! I WILL NEVER LEAVE ELLIEPHANT'S SIDE! I WILL NEVER-
Lou Ellen: Who said my name?
Conner: ...
Conner: Sorry, Elliephant.
That was easier than I thought.
So much for Connephant. Make the T-shirts anyway. They might lessen the blow. Make them blue.
I AM SO EXCITED! TOMORROW THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS IS OUT!
Annabeth: Yay! Time to find out who dies!
Percy: Why are you excited about that?
Annabeth: That was sarcasm.
Leo: I really hope that me and Calypso get together!
Hazel: Aren't you already together?
Leo: Are we?
Calypso: I have no idea.
Leo: Maybe nothing that happens here really matters!
Leo: OUR FATE IS INEVIDABLE!
He is on to something...
Piper: What is THAT supposed to mean!?
Nothing...
So, I preordered it on my Nook already, so I will get it tomorrow! I wonder if it will arrive at exactly 12:01. Maybe I should stay awake to find out.
Jason: You are that desparate?
NO.
I AM EVEN MORE DESPARATE THAN THAT!
I CAN'T WAIT!
THE SUSPENCE IS TOO MUCH!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*breaks computer*
Hey! Sorry about that! Had to go get another computer.
Again.
It's not weird.
So, where were we? Oh yeah! The most awesome book ever... BLOOD OF OLYMPUS!
EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T EVEN READ IT!
Ok, so I also have a new poll on my profile! Check it out! I might even post the results so far on this story!
So, I have a new idea! Since we all know that one of the Seven will die, we will have groups that will riot at Rick's door when he/she dies! There are seven groups, one for each of the Seven. Write a review telling me which group you want to be in, and your user name will go under it.
For example:
Leo
Catsrawesome.
Leo: YAY!
And there are more groups! So please vote! You can only vote for one!
Piper: Please vote for me!
Leo: NO! Vote for me! I am much more awesome!
Percy: What about me?
Here, how about you all give a reason why people should vote for you?
Annabeth: Finally some respect!
Ok, you go first Percy.
Percy: Ok, I can talk to horses and pegasi and UNICORNS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS! THAT SHOULD GET YOUR ATTENTION!
Ok? So, you next Annabeth.
Annabeth: I am in love with Percy and I have saved his life more times than any of you can claim. You're welcome.
Ok, great! Jason?
Jason: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!
So do I. Piper?
Piper: I am pretty and modest! And I can make any of the Seven be your date for only one vote!
Leo: Hey!
Percy: I am with Annabeth!
Ok, if any of you want to date the Seven, put down Piper's name for the votes and then write down who you want do date.
Boys: WHAT!?
Oh, and it doesn't have to be the Seven.
Jason: Nice knowing you Nico.
Nico: Hey, I don't want to date anyone!
*presses button*
Ico: COME ON!
Leo?
Leo: I LIKE FIRE AND I AM THE HOT STUFF! AND I AM AWESOME!
I am buying it! Hazel?
Hazel: Vote for me and I will pay you. Side effects may be serious injury or death.
Leo: Side effects for what?
Hazel: Paying them.
Leo: If they might die, why would they want to vote for you?
Hazel: They will die rich.
Leo: Fair enough.
Frank?
Frank: I will turn into an ACTUAL unicorn. You can ride me. Or I can turn into a dragon!
Leo: I HAVE FESTUS!
Frank: Festus doesn't have a body!
*snaps fingers* Now he does.
Leo: FESTUS!
Festus: click whirl! [LEO!]
Frank: REALLY!?
Ok, so vote for both this and the poll!
Here is your annual SPLAT!
SPLAT!
So, I am so excited! I am so excited that I am repeating this so many times!
Oh, I have just watched this hilarious video on YouTube!
Annabeth: Let me guess, is it about cats?
Sadly no.
Leo: OH! IS IT ABOUT ME!?
No.
Leo: awww.
Percy: Is it about me?
No.
Frank: Me?
NO!
It is called 'The Horribly Slow Murder with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon.
Leo: OMG I LOVE THAT VIDEO!
Piper: ME TOO IT IS SO FUNNY!
Frank: AND IT HAS CHINESE!
Leo: Yeah. What does Ginosaji mean again?
Frank: Silver spoon.
Annabeth: Ah. That makes sense.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS CHECK OUT THAT VIDEO WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE!
Annabeth: The video is a little stupid though. Why would someone kill someone with a spoon?
Percy: BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY!
Leo: *hits Annabeth with spoon*
Annabeth: stop it Leo.
Leo: *hits with spoon*
Annabeth: I said stop it!
Leo: *hits with spoon*
Frank: Oh! This is interesting!
Annabeth: Leo, go away!
Leo: *Hits with spoon*
Annabeth: Go away! *starts running away*
Leo: *chases with spoon*
Annabeth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
See people? This is how I feel about the BoO not being out yet!
{200 years later but everyone is still young because I am awesome. And guess what? THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS IS STILL NOT OUT!}
Leo: *hits Annabeth with spoon*
Annabeth: *lays nearly lifeless on ground*
Percy: Ok, this is getting a little boring.
I agree. *waves hands*
*spoon disappears*
Leo: Hey!
Annabeth: I'm alive!
Congratulations. But do you know what?
Annabeth: What?
I REALLY DON'T CARE!
*gasps*
Jason: What?
I feel a WRITE-SONG coming on!
Entire world: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hey, you know what?
LET'S ALL WRITE-SING!
Catsrawesome: lala, lalala, lala, lalala
Leo: You wanna play, you wanna stay, you wanna have it all
Leo: Why am I singing?
Annabeth: You started messing with my head until I hit a wall
Annabeth: HELP ME!
Percy: Maybe I should've known, maybe I should've known
Jason: That you would walk, you would walk out the door
Everyone: Hey!
Piper: Said we were done, and met someone and rubbed it in my face
Hazel: Cut to the part she broke your heart, and then she ran away
Frank: I guess you should've known, I guess you should've known
Ico: That I would talk, I would talk
Piper: But even if the stars and moon collide
Hazel: I never want you back into my life
Annabeth: You can take your words and all your lies
Girls: Oh oh oh! I really don't care
Percy: Even if the stars and moon collide
Jason: I never want you back into my life
Frank: You can take your words and all your lies
Leo: Oh oh oh!
Catsrawesome: I really don't care
Leo: Oh oh oh!
Catsrawesome: I really don't care
Hermione: I can't believe I ever stayed up writing songs about you
Ron: You don't deserve to know the way I used to think about you
Ginny: Oh no, not anymore, oh no, not anymore
Harry: You had your shot, had your shot, but you let
All: Go!
Neville: Now if we meet out on the street I wont be running scared
Luna: I'll walk right up to you and put one finger in the air
Fred: And make you understand
George: And make you understand
Sorting Hat: You had your chance, had your chance
Hermione: But even if the stars and moon collide
Ginny: I never want you back into my life
Luna: You can take your words and all your lies
Girls: Oh oh oh! I really don't care
Harry: Even if the stars and moon collide
Neville: I never want you back into my life
Ron: You can take your words and all your lies
Sorting Hat: Oh oh oh!
Catsrawesome: I really don't care
Sorting Hat: Oh oh oh!
Catsrawesome: I really don't care
Ginny: Yeah, listen up
HP Girls: Hey, hey never look back
Hermione: Dumbstruck boy, ego intact
HP Girls: Look boy, why you so mad
Luna: Second guessin', but shoulda hit that
Annabeth: Hey Demi you picked the wrong
PJO Girls: Lover!
Piper: Shoulda picked that one, he's cuter than the
PJO Girls: Other!
Hazel: I just wanna laugh, cause you tryna be a
PJO Girls: Hipster
HP Girls: Kick him to the curb
PJO Girls: Take a polaroid picture
CaleoForeva: But even if the stars and moon collide
Goddess of Fangirls: I never want you back into my life
Kittyaceres: You can take your words and all your lies
Amber Ember7: Oh oh oh!
Catsrawesome: I really don't care
Sci-fi girl: Even if the stars and moon collide
shadow warrior: I never want you back into my life
shadowfire-sonofposeidon: You can take your words and all your lies
PixelArtyGirl1: Oh oh oh!
team Leo leader: I really don't care
Elliephant: Oh oh oh!
Catsrawesome: I really don't care
Percy: Where did they all come from?
Annabeth: I DON'T CARE! JUST DON'E EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
...
Entire World: NO!
