Seriously? Nasty

Definition: Well, Kaoru brings up something nasty to Hikaru

Couples: Twincest

Number of Words: 210

Note: I don't care if people have talked about this before, my big brother and his friend were talking about it, and I thought it was really nasty, because they were talking about the average... ick.
So, I wrote my drabble on what the twins would do about it


Kaoru leaned back with Hikaru on the couch and sighed.

"What's wrong, Kaoru?" Hikaru asked.

"My ears, I think I need to cut them off," Kaoru snarled. "Those girls, all they talk about is their boyfriends!"

"What kind of stuff?"

"Did you know that guys measure themselves?" Kaoru asked, disgusted as he leaned forward to get a good look at his brothers face.

Kaoru couldn't read wether it was surprise, or horror on Hikaru's face.

"Nasty..." Hikaru whispered. "Have you ever done it?"

The younger boy's face lit up red.

"No, that's gross, Hikaru."

Hikaru thought for a while before replying, "Well, shouldn't we be like them and measure it? I mean-"

"No Hikaru."

"I wonder if Milord has..."

"Ick."

Hikaru was taking this in a whole different way than Kaoru was. Hikaru was actually thinking about it.

"That's nasty," Kaoru hissed.

A smirk appeared on Hikaru's face and Kaoru's hairs stood up at the sight and he started to run out of the room, but Hikaru tackled him before he could get out, and Kaoru could hear the evil cackle that Hikaru was silently giving inside his head.

"Hikaru! What are you doing?" Kaoru screamed.

The smirk continued to stay on the elder's face and he whispered, "You brought it up."