Nico: Who won the contest?
Me: Chi-
Bob: Who?
Me: AnnaD-
Betty: Why are you letting more people in? We're already too crowded!
Nico and Bob: SHUT UP BETTY! NOW WHO WON?
Me: I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU! Now, without further ado, here are the contest winners: ChickWithThePurpleGuitar(CPG), and AnnaDaughterOfHermes! And, because she's a totally Awesomesauce author, TheAwesomesaucenessOfDa!
AnnaDaughterOfHermes: Hey, I'm AnnadaughterofHermes, but you can call me Chrys!
Bob: Chrys? :o
Chrys: Bob! :(
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs away screaming*
Me: Is something going on?
Chrys: I'm his old old old old old Girlfriend! He dumped me for..um..I can't remember, but now I hate him! *Starts chasing Bob with her sword*
Me: Ummm...Let's introduce TheAwesomesaucenessOfDa! TheAwesomesaucenessOfDa: Hey! I'm random. Just warning ya. Also, just call me Da, because I would hate for anyone to have to write out 'TheAwsomesaucenessOfDa.' Although I just did...
Me: Ya'll should seriously read Da and CPG's story Fact meets Fantasy! It's really good!
Nico: You say ya'll outside of the story too! I can't stand it anymore! It's just so annoying! What does it-
Da: You might want to run now Nico!
Nico: Why?
Me: Weren't you listening? I brought CPG here also!
CPG: Oh my gosh! Hi Nico! Why'd you run away from Fact meets Fantasy again? I thought you were going to Mythomagic with Anubis! You know when we said go away we didn't mean it!
Da: That's what you think. :)
Nico: Gods help me! *Runs away*
CPG: He's gone...Anyway, I almost forgot! I have made a shabti! His name is Mamalama Tingalinga Formagana Babalabashabalabadingdong Blooob the Third! His nickname is Queenie!
Queenie: I AM A BOY! Why'd you give me the worst nickname on the planet!
CPG: Hurtful! It's not the worst nickname! It could've been Susie!
Queenie: Meh. I hate you!
Me: Then you should meet my shabti! Betty! Get back here and meet Queenie!
Betty: Hi.
Queenie: Hi.
Betty: Are you being held against your will also?
Queenie: Yup *betty and Queenie walk away talking*
Me and CPG: No! Come back! We need you to type for us! NOOOO!
July: *Runs through screaming "gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!*
Nico: Was that story July or real life July?
Me: Real life.
CPG: NICO! You're back!
Nico: oh gods! *Runs away with CPG chasing him*
Me: Is she always like this?
Da: Pretty much!
Me: Okay!
Da: Hey, wanna annoy the Hades out of Fang and Iggy with me?
Me: Sure! Wow I seem to be giving a lot of one word answers today!
Da: Didn't you just say that in our PM conversation?
Me: Yeah so?
Da: I don't know...Weren't we gonna annoy Fang and Iggy?
Me: Oh yeah! *Presses button on magic I-phone and The two mentioned characters pop in*
Iggy: Where are we?
Me: How'd you even know you moved?
Da: Yeah, I thought you were blind!
Iggy: Oh my gosh! Why does everyone assume that just because I'm blind, I have no idea where I am! Seriously, I have other senses too!
Me and Da: ...
Iggy: That was awkward, wasn't it?
Me and Da: Yup.
Nico: *Running back through* oh my gods! It's Emo kid! Can you take me with you when you leave? Please?
Fang: I thought you knew my name now!
Nico: Fine. Fang, can you take me with you when you leave? Please?
Me: *gasp* Fang said more than one word!
Da: *GASP* Nico said please!
Alex: *Runs through chasing July, screaming MUST MAIM!*
Nico: Who was that?
Me: My brother/character from one of my other stories!
Nico: Why does he want to maim July?
Me: He just saw Harry Potter number 7, that's why.
Nico: What's that got to do with-never mind, I don't want to know...Anyway, Fang will you take me with you?
Fang: No.
Me: Back to one word answers!
Nico: Why?
Da: Shut up Nico! You will never escape! I suggest running now!
CPG: OH! There you are Nico! While we're on subject, why do you keep sneaking away from my stories? I thought-
Nico: WHY ME? *Runs away with CPG chasing him*
Iggy: That was awkward...
Fang: Yeah.
Me: Fang, why do you always give one word answers? You know it only makes people think you're emo? Also, do you like cake? I do! Cake is yummy-
Fang: OH MY GOSH! You're worse than Nudge!
Da: Another OOC outburst.
Me: What's you favorite cake? I like chocolate cake! Do you like chocolate cake? *leads Fang away as she babbles about cake and chocolate and books that aren't good for you*
Da: Um...Iggy, do the Disclaimer!
Iggy: No.
Da: Do it! *Pulls out a paintball gun, chopsticks, a flamethrower, and a harpoon gun*
Iggy: Okay! I'll do it! What is it with you and CPG threatening people? Anyway, DancingQueen doesn't own PJO, HoO, MR, CPG, Da, Crys, or anything songs she uses. She also doesn't own Mel, Megan, or July! Or anything else you recognize. Or grape Jell-O.
Me: I wish I did. You know what else I wish I owned? A Wii! Wii's are so much fun, especially Mario part 8! I really like-
Da: OH! Can I babble too? I wish I owned PJO because then I would be rich with all the money I made, and I could by The maximum ride series and own that-
Da and Me: *Start babbling so much no one can hear what they're saying*
CPG: *Runs in chasing Nico* The Weeping Angels will kill us all!
Everyone: STOP MAKING DOCTOR WHO REFERENCES!
CPG: NO!
Iggy: Before we die of annoyingness, read the story! I'm sure Fang thinks the same thing.
Fang: *Nods*
Annie POV
Me: Why'd you eat my Ice cream?
Pegasus: I don't know.
Me: Why'd you eat my TUNAFISH sandwich?
Hippocampi: I don't know. How can you eat fish? You're a great grand daughter of Poseidon!
Voice: Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
Me: NOOO! Not that song!
Duck: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand! He said to the man running the stand "Hey...bum bum bum...Got any grapes?"
Me: NOOOO! NO MORE DUCK SONG! This is sooo not a wish my heart makes!
Voice: Everybody's ready for the weekend! Weekend!
Then I woke up! Okay, so maybe my sleep wasn't 'peaceful' but it was better than most demigod dreams. Anyway, I woke up and my head was on Bob's lap. Awkward...Then I heard giggling from July.
"Why didn't you move me?" I asked her.
"You looked so...comfortable..."She giggled again.
"What's so funny?"
"You talk in your sleep! You said, 'No more Friday!' and 'No more Duck song!'. Were you speaking of the Duck song about the Duck who walked up to a lemonade stand and asked for grapes?"
"Yes! One of my foster brothers showed it to me, and it's been stuck in my head ever since!"
"It's on the O-pod."
"NOOO!" Unfortunately, my scream woke up the others.
"Where's the fire?" Asked Lily, jerking awake.
"I don't know, but we're here!" Replied Mel, pointing out the window. A few minutes later, we were standing at the train station, waiting for our train to arrive.
"I gotta use the bathroom!" July yelped.
"I told you not to drink so many caf-pows!" Lily yelled.
"Why didn't you go before we left?" Asked Mel.
"I didn't have to go then!" Replied July.
"Oh my gods! That is so cliche!" I shrieked. "July, just go use the potty so we can get on with our life!" They were all gawking at me. "Well! July do you need to go or not!" July scurried away.
"I've...never heard you blow up like that Annie!" Exclaimed Lily.
"Well, you've never heard me when I've had less than seven hours of sleep!"
"True..."
"So..." We stood in silence.
Fifteen minutes later...
"Should someone go check on July?" Suggested Mel. "The train's gonna be here any minute!" Then, a lightning bolt shot out of the sky and hit...you guessed it...The bathroom! We all turned to each other.
"Uh-oh!" And ran towards the bathroom.
Me: *Walk in wearing a fez*
Chrys: Why are you wearing a fez?
Me and CPG: I wear a fez now! Fezzes are coo!
Queenie: NO! Not another Doctor Who freak!
CPG: Doctor Who fans unite! *High fives Me* Do you like my Stetson?
Chrys: You wear a Stetson?
CPG: Yup. I wear a Stetson now, Stetsons are cool!
Betty: *Blasts My fez off*
Queenie: *Blasts CPG's Stetson off
Me and CPG: Oh come on! You're worse than River!
Da: ENOUGH WITH THE DOCTOR WHO!
Me and CPG: Fine...
Chrys: Bob, can I have a dollar?
Bob: Sure, just sec...wait...I can't find my wall- CHRYS! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY WALLET! *Begins Chasing Chrys*
Iggy: Can Fang and I leave now?
Da: I thought you left already! Now I can annoy you some more!*Starts rambling something about Max and pokeballs*
CPG: I wanna annoy them too! *Begins telling them their whole life story beginning from Maximum Ride just to annoy them but it's so fast no one can understand her. Then start talking about ruining the space-time thingymahoosit because she told them all that*
Iggy: NO! Why didn't we leave when we had the chance?
Fang: *Shrugs*
Me: CPG, Da, sadly, I think we've annoyed them enough for today. Max is probably worried about them anyway! *Presses button on her I-phone and Fang and Iggy disappear*
Nico: CPG, Do you have any more cookies?
CPG: Hi Nico! I thought you left already! Are you ready to-
Nico: I just want cookies!
CPG: You ate all mine, remember? Now we'd better get back to FmF before the readers go on a riot! Come on! *Drags Nico away*
Da: I guess I'd better leave too...Bye! *Walks out*
Me: Hello? Anyone there? I'm alone...Well, R&R peeps, I'm outta here! Sorry for the shortishness of the chapter! *waltzes away*
