Welcome to the next chapter! This one is a comedy chapter, starring Luigi (the original one, not Mario's son), Daisy, Marty and Lucky. WE do not own Mario, but we plan to buy Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Mario Galaxy soon. YAY!
Civilian Life Part 1
Luigi (the original) sat back in his chair, polishing his old hammer. How hard he wished that this was how he could spend his retirement days. As he figured it, he could either have a life of adventure, or a quiet life. Unfortunately for him, his twin sons disrupted his "tranquility" on a daily basis; unless it wasn't a school day, then it was an hourly basis.
A quarter of their conversations went a little like this: "We wanna join the army!" "Not until you're older!" "We wanna join the army!" "Not now!" "We wanna join the army!" "NO!" "We wanna join the army!" "NO!" "We wanna join the army!" "NO!" "We wanna join the army!" "NO!"…You get the idea.
Luigi looked at the clock; it was 2:20 p.m., 10 minutes until Marty and Lucky got home from school. The worst part was, his brother was out, his sister-in-law was at the spa, and his nephews were at Rogueport on recon. Bottom line: It was just him and Daisy to take care of the little tykes.
"Honestly," He said to himself, "I love those boys and all, but it's still going to be headache until they get past their 'Action hero' phase."
Just then, the door burst open and in rushed Marty and Lucky, followed by Daisy.
"DAD!" They yelled as they rushed into his lap, "You'll never guess what happened in school today!"
"What?"
"I wanna tell him!" Marty told Lucky.
"No, ME! You got to tell him about the thing that Goomben did at recess!"
"Fine! But don't forget to tell him that it was Max E. the Toad who let loose the baby Blaarg on Mr. W's classroom, and that I was the one who knocked it out after you tripped it, and that it was a Koopa who led the animal control squad!"
"You just told the whole story you stinker!" Lucky yelled as he lunged at Marty's throat.
"Boys-Boys-BOYS!" Luigi shouted as he wrenched them apart, "Don't do that! Don't forget, you just finished being grounded for sneaking into battle, do you want to get grounded again!?"
"No, daddy." They said pitifully.
Crap, they're giving me the cute look! Luigi thought as he closed his eyes.
WHAM!
"YEEEEEOOOOW!!!!" Luigi yelled, rubbing his bruised foot, "WHO HIT MY FOOT WITH A HAMMER?"
"He did it!" The twins shouted, pointing at each other.
"That does it! You boys are grounded until you join the ARMY!" It was only then that he realized his mistake.
"CanwejointhearmyCanwejointhearmyCanwejointhearmyCanwejointhearmyCanwejointhearmyCanwejointhearmyCanwe…?"
"Honey! Take them outside, will ya?"
"After school, they're YOUR problem!"
Luigi groaned, "Boys, you're just grounded for the week, now let's go out to town…'
"YAY!"
Hurt by my 5 year old sons, I'm getting' out of shape…
That's it so far! After this chapter, WE will go back to action! Sorry for the hiatus! Remember, if you read it, review it!
