(It's the afternoon, and Fungus is in her room reading about random stuff)

Fungus: Hmm… Wish Master would come and talk to me…

(The door opens behind her, and she looks behind to find Shawn strangely poking the room)

Shawn: *O_O*

Fungus: Goo goo…?

Shawn: I thought this was going to be a 'mushy room'…

Fungus: *Angry* GOO!

(Later, after she has calmed down about the joke, Shawn shows her a bowl of stew)

Shawn: Here, it's mushroom stew. I made it myself.

Fungus: Oh, does it have grey oyster mushroom…? Maybe matsutake or shiitake…?

Shawn: Well it's *Wise face* 'Lentinula edodes'.

Fungus: THAT'S SHIITAKE'S SCIENTIFIC NAME!

(Later…)

Shawn: *Now seating next to Fungus* So what are you hearing now?

Fungus: Goo goo…? What'd you mean…?

Shawn: Well, don't you have 'wood ears'?

Fungus: H-HEY! GOO GOO!

(Later, again…)

Shawn: Hey, Fungus, do you like Abalone?

Fungus: Nah, I hate abalone…

Shawn: So you don't like your cousin, the abalone mushroom? *Holds up mushroom*

Fungus: W-WHAT?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT?!


Remember, kids, eat your mushrooms! OR I WILL KILL YOU AND GROW MUSHROOMS ON IT!