(It's the afternoon, and Fungus is in her room reading about random stuff)
Fungus: Hmm… Wish Master would come and talk to me…
(The door opens behind her, and she looks behind to find Shawn strangely poking the room)
Shawn: *O_O*
Fungus: Goo goo…?
Shawn: I thought this was going to be a 'mushy room'…
Fungus: *Angry* GOO!
(Later, after she has calmed down about the joke, Shawn shows her a bowl of stew)
Shawn: Here, it's mushroom stew. I made it myself.
Fungus: Oh, does it have grey oyster mushroom…? Maybe matsutake or shiitake…?
Shawn: Well it's *Wise face* 'Lentinula edodes'.
Fungus: THAT'S SHIITAKE'S SCIENTIFIC NAME!
(Later…)
Shawn: *Now seating next to Fungus* So what are you hearing now?
Fungus: Goo goo…? What'd you mean…?
Shawn: Well, don't you have 'wood ears'?
Fungus: H-HEY! GOO GOO!
(Later, again…)
Shawn: Hey, Fungus, do you like Abalone?
Fungus: Nah, I hate abalone…
Shawn: So you don't like your cousin, the abalone mushroom? *Holds up mushroom*
Fungus: W-WHAT?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT?!
Remember, kids, eat your mushrooms! OR I WILL KILL YOU AND GROW MUSHROOMS ON IT!
