Rye: Holy shit!
Ottawa: Huh? *looks up from book*
Hao: What's wrong with Rye?
Ottawa: *shrugs* the usual I suppose
Rye: Hao, by now you should know there are several things wrong with me and Ottawa. Anyway... I THINK THIS THE END!
Hao: WHAT!
Ottawa: Yeah, go figure!
Rye: Who knows... we might do another Co-op... depends on how bored we are I guess. Same Disclamer and Warnings folks...
Jeanne glared up into the darkness of the hood. "How dare you call me false yet again!" She shrieked.
'It is over, little demi-goddess.' Death said in a surprisingly gentle tone. 'Your army has fallen, and the Eye stolen back.' She smiled down as Bakura came traipsing up, looking a little roughed up, but smug as hell.
"I have no need of either, I am now a goddess, and all of you weak gods will fall." Thunder growled ominously at her words.
"Ooh, I don't think Thor liked that." Rye giggled as she looked up at the few gods who were still watching, and they looked pissed as well. "Allow Lady Death her moment, gods and goddesses, this little bitch has sent her many broken and crying souls. It's only fair she get to be the one to repay her for that."
"Of course." Odin replied. "And then her soul shall be judged, along with her co-conspirators." He glared at Gozaburo. "I will find particular delight in choosing an eternal punishment for the audacity of stealing the Eye." Rye bowed slightly to him, and then turned back to the battle raging above them between the white-clad figure of the Iron Maiden, and the black-cloaked figure of Death.
"Strange isn't it, that the darkness wears light and the light wears darkness." Hao commented.
"Dark is not necessarily evil. In the case of Death, it is the darkness that steals over, gently taking a man away. It is a good darkness, a comfortable one and it bears souls to the light." Travis replied.
'You can end this, little demi-goddess, and the pain you will suffer will be less if you give yourself up.' Death said as she easily dodged Jeanne's wild swipes.
"I am perfection, I am justice and I have nothing to be punished for." Jeanne screamed.
'You tried to destroy what the gods have made and nurtured for eons, including themselves, such hubris must be punished, Jeanne.' Death replied. 'Your soul is closed to the needs of others, you see only what you want. Selfish, cruel, sadistic. You enjoy the screams of your victims as they die at your hands, no matter if they are innocent or not.'
"Silence!"
'You have a chance to.. oh what do you like to say to your victims? Ah, yes, repent your sins.' Death hissed, enjoying watching Jeanne getting more and more frantic.
"I have no sins!" Jeanne shouted.
'Deluded little girl.' Death's tone was condescending. 'Made immortal by false means, and not by earning it. You are false, little demi-goddess, and you will die by my hand.'
"Show your face!" Jeanne demanded, eyes rolling madly. "I want to see your face when I destroy you!" That prompted a dark chuckle from within the hood.
'As you wish.' Death reached up with one hand and pulled the hood off.
"Whoa." Yoh whispered in surprise. Whatever anyone was expecting, they weren't expecting this. It was clearly still Ottawa's face, but completely bone white with black lips. Her ears were pointed and her hair, a fluffy, wild, short mess around her head, was completely white as well. Her eyes were completely black, and they seemed to burn as they looked at Jeanne.
'Let's end this.' She murmured. Jeanne came at her with a bloodcurdling shriek, but Death merely snorted, muttered something like 'lousy form' and sidestepped her before spinning her scythe around and ripping through Jeanne's back. Jeanne had time for one pained, surprised gasp before her body slackened in death. Death caught the soul as it fled her body, and cradled it gently in her palms.
Those that had been left standing dropped their weapons, the remaining mech knights were taken down by the fiends under Rye's command as Bakura handed Rye the Eye of Anubis. Everyone was a bit worse for wear, but glad the fighting was finally over. Death floated over them still as the Furies and nightmares flew about gathering the souls into jars as the gods floated down and stood before the brave warriors. Odin snorted as he looked at the small will-o-wisp in Death's hands.
"Such a puny thing nearly caused us to destroy ourselves?'
"It takes only a single grain of sand to tip the balance, Odin." Rye said.
"Hey, Lady Nubia!" called a few fiends holding Gozaburo tightly as the man struggled vainly in their arm. "What are we to do with him?"
"That is for Death and I to decide... now then if we can please get back to the problem at ha-?"
"RYE!" Everyone screamed.
Gozaburo had ripped free of the fiends, grabbing the knife he had Anna prepare and was going to stab Rye with it when it pierced Luke's chest. The darkness flickered for a second before shattering the pillars that were the last leg of the worlds collapsed and everyone screamed as they couldn't tell what was happening and then nothing...
Cradle of Life
"Well that was fucking fail..."
"Don't be like that."
"Why the hell not? The bastard just cost use eons of work!"
"God in hell... feel free to kill him."
"Not worth the effort... So what if he fucked up our work. There was no way to reverse it anyway! We can start again and this time shit will be fine!"
"Yes. After all when the worlds collapsed that allowed us to revert back to normal and now not only do we fix our mistakes, we'll fix those that should have never taken place and lead to that event. After all this is the seventh time we did this?"
"Actually, it's the 38th, but who's counting?"
"Obviously you."
"SHUT UP VISSY!"
Divine Realm
"For your crimes against this council how do you plead?" Hermes asked.
"Not guilty." were the chorus answer.
"... Then read the sentences." Anubis said.
"For theft of an ancient item: Death by beheading."
"For heresy and blasphemy: Death by fire."
"For murdering millions under false gods: Death by eternity in hell."
"For framing a god/goddess: Death by Death."
"You are making a mistake! I am a god! I am all powerful! You cannot do this to me!"
"Will someone please shut the bitch up before I do something drastic..."
"Like what? Dressing in drag and doing the hula?"
"... LU-WOW!"
Epilogue
"... what harm ever came from reading a book?"
"Americans..."
"Will you two stop quoting The Mummy already!"
"... Pinned Ya!"
"Damn it now they're quoting Lion King!"
"Shut up, Hao. It's your fault."
"What are you going to do about Egyptian?"
"Shut up all of you..."
"What's wrong Rye?"
"I think we messed up..."
"Why?"
"HAO!"
"ATEM!"
Everyone jumped from where they were gathered in Rye's castle.
You see after the final battle, Gozaburo stabbed Luke, who had been holding up the last of the pillars from collapsing. The world fell in on themselves and vanished into the blackhole. But the three original gods, Travis, Ottawa and Rye, were still there and they banded together once more to create the universes once more. But stepped in and corrected many wrongs that they agreed should never happen again. But in doing so, some things got a messed up and well...
Hao looked up at Yoh who thrust a strip with a blue line in Hao's face as Yugi did the same to Atem, both of them looking less than happy with their husbands.
"Look at it! What do you see!" Yoh snapped.
"Blue lines..." they answered, not sure what it meant.
"Yes... and do you know what they mean?" Yugi growled.
"No..." they said truthfully.
"IT MEANS, YOU MORONS, THAT WE ARE PREGNANT!"
"WHAT!"
Rye could hold it, she began laughing in hysterical fits of giggles and snorts as Ottawa joined her on the floor, both rolling about as the others stared in shock.
"Damn I knew it!" Ottawa said, getting up. "Rye how'd you do that?"
"My little black book right here." She said holding up a black leather bound book with a red rose on the cover and her name on the bottom of it. "Basically anything I write in here happens. I wrote that certain little ukes would get preggers and make their seme's lives a living hell."
"WHAT!" everyone yelled.
"Wait... YOU TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING CHICK!" Bakura screamed.
"AND YOU TURNED ME INTO A DRAGON!" Seto growled, Mokuba grabbing him as Joey laughed recalling how cuddly Seto was as a mini blue-eyes.
"... YOU BITCH!"
Rye: And that's the end... sadly...
Ottawa: Hao's going to be a daddy!
Hao: FUCK YOU BOTH!
Both: SHUT ASSHOLE! *turn to readers* Reviews please!
