Jet: Could it be? Another chapter?! Impossible!
Shut you mouth. Just because it's been ages since my last chapter doesn't mean you get to be mad at me!!
Jet: Why can't I be mad? I've been stuck with you for 2 months and some odd days and you drive me NUTS!
It took you 22 episodes to show you face on the show again. You can't complain. Ever.
Jet: Besides, I thought this dumb story was on hold.
He's right, guys, it was, but I've got writers block and missed this story a lot so, here we all are.
Jet: Plus you were board.
(hits him on head with Kyoshi fan) Shut it! Any way, this chapter is dedicated to jemiiima for being the 232nd reviewer.
Jet: Um… why 232nd?
Because my 230th was my friend Greg and my 231st was TrueThinker who's had about 3 chapters dedicated to her already. My 240th reviewer, who this chapter is also dedicated to, is zutarababe. Every one say 'Hi' to the new reader who loved this story.
All: Do we have to?
Yes.
All: Welcome Zutarababe!
And now, for the chapter! Jet; same the disclaimer.
Jet: Little know fact, boys and girls, Zutarakid50 can't spell 'disclaimer on her first try! She always puts in 'disclamer' and lets spell check- OW! (is hit with ship anchor) I mean, Zutarakid50 does not own Avatar but does own most of the ideas in this story.
Oh, by the way; small spoilers for Sozen's Comet. Very small… Happy reading!!
Sokka: Hmm…
Aang: What'ch doing, Sokka?
Sokka: I'm trying to think-
Azula: Forget it. It's too hard for you.
Sokka: -Of something we can do…
Me: Are we bored again?! Great! Sokka, how old are you?
Sokka: 15.
Me: So you'll be 16 soon, right?
Zuko: Oh no! No more sweet anything parties!
Me: Aww…
Iroh: Are there any holidays coming up?
Me: There's Halloween on the 31st, but it's too early to throw a party.
Toph: Besides, when the author does get around to doing a Halloween chapter, it'll be Christmas again.
Ozai: I can NOT handle another Holiday season! And weren't we supposed to leave after Christmas was over?!
Mai: Yep.
Ozai: SO WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?!
Me: I get lonely…
Sokka: I wish there was something we could do!
Ty-Lee: (comes running in) THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!!
Sokka: As if on cue.
Azula: What makes you think there's a monster under your bed?
Ty-Lee: I heard something growling under there!
Ozai: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Aang: Get a hold of yourself! Let me check under you bed, Ty-Lee. (Aang goes into Sokka and Ty-Lee's room)
Ozai: Maybe it'll bite his head off.
Azula: Ooo! That'd be great!
Katara: Why are you two so mean?
Ozai: I have every right! He beat me up!
Zuko: You were going to set the earth on fire. Of course he beat you up.
Ozai: He wouldn't have if someone hadn't told on me, you tattle tale.
Toph: He could've kicked your ass anyway, dragon breath.
Iroh: I'll have you know that a dragon's breath is very soothing.
Ozai: And mines not? (breaths on Iroh)
Iroh: My eyes!!
Ty-Lee: Has any one noticed that Aang hasn't come back yet?
Me: No. And it will stay that way so Zuko has better chances with Katara.
Katara: Hey, Aang's still not back!
Me: Damn it.
Mai: Let's send someone else in to check.
Ozai: Who? (everyone looks at him) What?
Me: Who votes we send Moron in?
All: AYE!
Me: Then go for it! (pushes Ozai into Ty-Lee and Sokka's room)
Ozai: No! Don't send me in there with the monster! If the Avatar didn't come back what makes you think I will?!
Toph: So you admit Aang's stronger than you?
Ozai: No but-
Me: SAVE IT! (shut door in his face)
Katara: Maybe it'll bite his head off.
Zuko: Ooo! That'd be great!
Azula: Why are you two to so mean?
Ty-Lee: Hypocrites.
Me: Don't use words I can't understand!
Mai: It's not our fault you're so stupid.
Me: Yes it is! You guys hurt me so much I get brain damage!
Sokka: Name one time.
Me: Sorry, I don't think the chapters long enough.
Toph: Drama Queen.
Zuko: She has a point… Remember when Ozai punched her off the roof?
Iroh: And when Aang and Katara kissed under the mistletoe.
Katara: And in chapter 3 she drowned in popcorn.
Me: Like I said, Sokka, too much for one chapter.
Ty-Lee: Ozai didn't come back ether.
Katara: And Aang's still gone.
Me: Who's next?
Azula: What do you mean 'who's next?'?! Don't you care that my father is missing?!
Me: (blinks) How long have you known me? I vote Mai goes next. Maybe she tastes so much like emo; he'll spit out her and Aang.
Azula: And daddy.
Toph: But no one cares about him.
Me: Right. Mai; go in.
Mai: No way. Not on your life!
Ty-Lee: But this is for my life! It's under my bed!
Mai: I wouldn't do it for your life ether!
Me: Wait! (every one stops)
Zuko: Wait for what?
Me: Every time Ty-Lee is insulted, Greg or Noah burst in to yell at them.
Ty-Lee: Oh, they were getting annoying so I nailed them into a closet in that Greg kid's house.
Me: …I love you…
Ty-Lee: That's what they keep saying… So, Mai, go in there for me? (puppy dog eyes)
Mai: Oh… fine. (goes into Ty-Lee and Sokka's room)
Me: If she's not back in 5 minutes, I'm going after her.
10 min later-
Iroh: Well?
Me: Well what?
Toph: It's been, like, ten minutes since Mai left and you haven't gone looking for her.
Me: Yeah, about that; see, I was kidding. I'm scared as hell of monsters.
Ty-Lee: We have to save them! The monster's under my bed so I'lltake care of it.
Zuko: Why didn't you say that before we sent Aang in to check?!
Ty-Lee: Who's coming with me?
Zuko: Why don't people ever answer my questions?
Katara: We'll all come and help.
Zuko: I rest my case.
Azula: We're there for you, Ty-Lee. Everyone; CHARGE!!
We all charge into Sokka and Ty-Lee's room and run under the bed (don't ask how we all fit comfortably under a single bed)-
Ursa: Oh, hello every one! Would you like some tea?
Aang: Have some, guys, its great!
Mai: Yep! (the two of them are drinking tea)
Zuko: Mommy! (huggles Ursa)
Azula: 'Mommy?'
Mai: You have no right to make fun of him.
Azula: If you're all here; where's daddy?!
Mai: Like I said…
Ursa: He's tied in a corner over there. (points behind her)
Iroh: Why? Do you hate him for all he's done?
Ursa: Well that and he wouldn't shut up.
Aang: He was bouncing every where because he was so excited.
Toph: Good job!
Me: Am I the only one who's freaking out that there's another Avatar character in my house having tea under another character's bed?
Ty-Lee: Yes. Was that you growling before, Lady Ursa?
Ursa: No.
Ozai: THEN THERE REALLY IS A MONSTER DOWN HERE!!
Me: (hits him with dust bunny) STAY DOWN!
Ozai: Yes master… (ties himself back up)
Ursa: Since when does he obey 14-
Me: Actually, I'm 15 now. My birthday was October 1st.
Ursa: -15 year olds?
Zuko: Since he took Azula suggestion at a war meeting.
Ozai: TALLLE TALE!
Me: FACE THE WALL!
Sokka: AND STOP TALKING IN ALL CAPS!
OZAI: NEVER!
Ursa: For me? (puppy dogs eyes)
Ozai: …fine.
Sokka: You're good.
Ursa: Thank you.
Ty-Lee: Can we go back to the growling noise now? I heard it again!
Every one goes quiet-
Toph: I don't hear any-
GRRRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWL!!
All: (high pitch girly screams) EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!! (run out from under bed down 2 floors to Kimono's room)
All girls: (look at guys) We didn't know you could scream like girls.
All boys: It's a hidden talent all guys have.
GRRRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWL!!
Ozai: (highest pitched girl scream) EEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!
All run onto the roof-
Sokka: Although Ozai's perfected it.
Ursa: Good to know there's something that hasn't changed.
Me: Normally I would LOVE to know embarrassing things about Moron, but right now I don't want to get eaten by whatever's growling at us.
Ursa: Who's 'Moron'?
Toph: She means Ozai.
Ursa: Seems appropriate.
Aang: The monster might be a vegetarian…
Sokka: Just because you are-
Iroh: If the monster is big enough to eat us; how did it fit under the bed?
Me: Because that bed defied the laws of size physics when it could fit all 11-
Ursa: 12.
Me: -12 of us under there at the same time.
Ozai: Wouldn't we have seen it under the bed? And wouldn't Toph feel it?
Ursa: Maybe it can fly or-
Me, Toph, Zuko, Sokka, Katara, Aang, Iroh, Mai and Ty-Lee: Did you just say something smart?!
Ursa and Azula: Ok, he's not that stupid.
GRRRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWL!!
All: AAAAAHHH!! (are about to runaway)
Toph: Wait a second, you guys. We're all strong enough to take on whatever kind of monster there is! Except Ozai.
Ozai: I may be stupid but I'm a good fighter! (thinks for a second) I mean! I'm not stupid and I'm a good fighter!
Me: (holding up recorder) Too late. Caught you admitting it.
Toph: We'll just kill the monster chasing us.
Ursa and Me: Good luck! (run to corner of roof)
Katara: Why aren't you gonna fight?
Ursa: I have no fighting abilities.
Me: Me nether.
All but Ursa: (stare at Kimono) You've beaten us up loads of times.
Me: I've already told you; I'm scared of monsters as much as Azula's afraid of breaking a nail.
GRRRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWL!!
Aang: It's getting louder!
Ty-Lee: Get ready, everyone!
1 hour later-
GRRRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWL!!
Toph: Almost here! I can hear it.
2 hours later-
Mai: Ok, this is getting ridiculous. Where is this thing?!
GRRRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWL!!
Me: (looks at Ty-Lee) You aren't hunger by any chance, are you?
Ty-Lee: Starving. (stomach growls)
GRRRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWL!!
Katara: I get it! It's just you stomach, Ty-Lee, not a monster!
Sokka: Here! Eat something. (takes out chicken leg)
Azula: Why do you carry that around?
Sokka: Don't ask questions! Eat Ty-Lee!!
Ty-Lee: (eats chicken leg) Yum! That hit the spot!
Ursa: Listen.
We all stop talking-
Iroh: So there never was a monster!
Zuko: We were screaming like girls for nothing?!
There it is! A new chapter. Originally I had a completely different idea for this chapter but after a little bit it evolved into this…
Jet: And now Ursa in sucked into all this.
Not forever! She'll go back soon. And by the way, iCarly fans; if you notice any quotes from that show it here it was by accident. When I had Noah look this over his pointed it out to me. I thought I was being original!!
Jet: Idiot. (is hit with FanFiction URL) OW!
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