CrazyCatGirl: AAAAA! OH MY GOODNESS! SO SORRY! HAVEN'T UPDATED! IN LONG TIME! AAAAA! *runs away shrieking* Caterwaul: Uh-huh. Sorry 'bout that. CrazyCatGirl's been completely overloaded with school projects and is now… *looks around to find CrazyCatGirl* Umm, she's gnawing on her arm and plotting imaginary revenge on math teachers. CrazyCatGirl: Frog-doughnuts! The salty rose bushes need asphalt! AAA! Caterwaul: Yyyyeah. Anyway… When last we left our hero (me)...
Lashing out with all four sets of claws, Caterwaul tried desperately to grab something, anything to save herself! She scraped against the side of the gigantic ship and sank her three tail-tip blades into it with a screeching noise.
Inside the ship, Breakdown looked up in surprise; three pointed spikes were driven into his room's wall from outside the ship! He'd heard some sort of commotion earlier, but now there was a terrible shrieking sound coming from outside.
What was going on?
Twisting herself around, Caterwaul managed to get herself upright, digging all four sets of caws into the ship's exterior wall. Less than two seconds later, a cannon-blast collided with the metal of the ship, inches from Caterwaul's head.
"Hey!" she yelled at Starscream, trying to sound as if everything was normal, "Do you mind? That's getting a bit irritating!"
The jet responded with another blast, which widened up the hole the previous blast had made in the ship's wall near Caterwaul's hands. And then another, as if he were taunting her.
"HEY!" Caterwaul shouted, "Anybody planning on helping me out here?" She was still trying to look calm, even though she was terrified. The Decepticat pulled herself upwards, with her hands sticking into the ragged gap in an attempt to hold on better.
She stuck her face into it, trying to see if she could squirm inside. No good, it was too small! But then she brightened up. Breakdown!
"Caterwaul?" the blue Decepticon exclaimed in shock. What in the universe was she doing out there? She looked desperate to get back into the ship, and Breakdown rushed to the torn wall to help her.
"Help!" Caterwaul pleaded, "Starscream's going t-" She couldn't finish, since her enemy's large claw-hand hands had just grabbed her throat from behind her.
A hissing noise came from the feline's mouth, half gasp and half snarl. 'He's going to pull me right off the ship!' Caterwaul thought in a panic and dug three sets of claws deeper into the ship.
Caterwaul shoved one arm into the gash in the ship, and her friend grabbed her hand, trying to pull her away from Starscream and the miles of empty sky.
With a scraping sound, Caterwaul's claws were ripped away from the ship, and still holding shreds of metal from it. Her arm was nearly pulled off as Starscream tore her away from Breakdown and the ship.
Frantically, as Caterwaul felt her enemy's clawed hand opening to drop her, she swung up her tail, which wrapped around his arm and caused Caterwaul to dangle there.
The overall result would have looked hilarious, because it made Caterwaul look like a giant possum hanging from Starscream's scrawny arm.
But the jet-Decepticon grabbed her tail and, with a large amount of pain from her tail-blades, yanked Caterwaul's tail off of his arm.
And dropped her.
Caterwaul: Again! A cliffhanger! CrazyCatGirl: I'm so sorry I haven't updated in such a long time! AAA! *runs away again* Caterwaul: at least she's speaking in complete sentences again. CrazyCatGirl: Toenails! Cardboard! The coming cheese-people! Caterwaul: …Or not.
