29. The Nod-crafty Twenty-Ninth – able to nod with great wisdom

Elphias Doge

Elphias Doge ... has just walked into Mordor

Elphias Doge ... likes to casually defeat the forces of evil

Elphias Doge ... says that it's really quite easy

Elphias Doge ... wants to try that out

Elphias Doge ... is poking Chuck Norris

Now you know ... Elphias Doge

Emmeline Vance

Emmeline Vance ... has officially changed her name to Nintendo Gameboy

Emmeline Vance ... likes the 'A' button more

Emmeline Vance ... says your rear wall is unprotected

Emmeline Vance ... wants to get more coins

Emmeline Vance ... is in her room with the lights off and the curtains closed

Now you know ... Emmeline Vance

Sturgis Podmore

Sturgis Podmore ... has purchased another brick of lead

Sturgis Podmore ... likes the smell of bronze in the late afternoon

Sturgis Podmore ... says he would like your silver plates

Sturgis Podmore ... wants his titanium mould back

Sturgis Podmore ... is studying big rocks

Now you know ... Sturgis Podmore

Hestia Jones

Hestia Jones ... has never been to medical school

Hestia Jones ... likes sharp things

Hestia Jones ... says that she actually has been to doctor college

Hestia Jones ... wants them to send her her diploma

Hestia Jones ... is very irate

Now you know ... Hestia Jones

Kreacher

Kreacher ... has been sent down the road for coffee

Kreacher ... likes to serve people with a smile

Kreacher ... says you should order soon

Kreacher ... wants no breaks for the rest of his shift

Kreacher ... is carrying your drinks

Now you know ... Kreacher

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A/N: I don't own the Gameboy copyright. Cool? Deathly Hallows Part 2 is gonna be epic! Elliot is weird sounding name, but if I was a guy, I'd be okay with that being my name, you know? Is there anyone out there called Elliot?