No-Cal Kiss
Naminé/Roxas
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I never understood women. Women were so weird and we guys need some kind of codebook to decipher them.
1st thing- girls will tell you the opposite of what they really mean
Example
"Hey Nams. I'm going to go hang with the guys tonight" I grabbed my coat.
Naminé glared "fine. Go. It's not like I wanted you here"
I kiss her cheek "great. We cooperate. See you later" I leave out the door.
Later on…
I open the door "hey Nams" I smiled but Naminé was looking at T.V. I sat next to her but she got up leaving. I was confused but I tried talking to her that week and she ignored me.
"What is your problem?" I ask her
She turned toward me "I wanted you to stay that night!"
What the hell? She told me that I could go.
2nd thing- during that time of month, girl's moods change so fast and it's scary to be blamed for everything.
Example
"Dammit Roxas! It is your entire fault! You never do anything just because you are a guy and us girls gotta suffer!" Naminé cried in the pillow
This happened because I picked up the wrong tissues for her nose. Dammit she was crying now. I tried going near but she kicks me off then later she becomes affectionate with me.
3rd (lastly)- girls are too worried over their body and calories.
Example
We are in the drive thru in McDonalds. I order what I want then I ask "hey Naminé. What you want?"
Naminé in the passenger seat went on my lap to lean her head out of the window "okay here is the deal buddy. I want 22 exact fries. Get one less or more then be expecting a lawyer. I want the chicken club sandwich with no mayo only mustard. Got it? Good" she leaned back in.
I slapped my hand over my face "seriously Nams?"
Naminé glared "hey. I wanted to go to subway but you wanted this. I am getting fat," she pouted patting nothing.
Girls are too hard to read.
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Naminé was still on her counting calorie nonsense. Naminé was beautiful. She had blonde hair and some always got in her face that made her face cute, bright blue eyes, and a petite figure. She was anywhere but fat.
I hugged Naminé "Nams…what are you doing?"
Naminé smiled "I signed up for Weight Watchers because it is the most effective"
I kissed her jawline "but you aren't fat Nams so I don't see why you are doing this"
Her breathing picked up but pulled away "because I am! You are my boyfriend, you are supposed to say that" she reasoned
I rolled my sapphire eyes "Nams. I would tell you if you were fat or not"
She gasped, "How could you? Do you have a heart?"
I laughed, "I wouldn't lie to you. Naminé, I want you do to something for me if you really love me"
Her attention turned to me "yes Roxy?" she teased my blonde hair
"Tomorrow, I will be making dinner. You will eat what I give you with no complaining okay?" I pull my forehead to hers and she smiled "plus there will be dessert"
She frowned at that "but Roxas! I can't eat that!" she whined but I kiss her cheek tenderly. I nip at her ear and she breathed "f-fine. I promise"
I chuckled and winked "glad you cooperated…"
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Naminé had been frantic the whole next day. I told her to stay home while I went to the grocery store. That made her more impatient that when I opened the door back from the grocery store she was waiting to attack to see what I bought.
Where was the fun of letting her know?
I smirked as I directed her to just look at the T.V. and she did obediently. I worked my magic as I cooked the chicken; made broccoli soup, cooked garlic bread, and then I took out the chicken to slice it in small oval pieces.
I could feel her stare then at the trashcan where it had the nutritional facts and the counted calories. I gave a look that she had to go back to the living room.
She left and I kept on with cooking.
Soon it was all finished. I did a pretty good job too.
I led Naminé to the dining room "all right. The appetizer while I go get the other things" I put the garlic bread in front of her. "I worked long and hard on that." I smiled as I grabbed apiece myself eating it then back to the kitchen.
I come back to see her eating it slowly. I put down the broccoli soup with small oval shape chicken in it. She stared at it and I smiled looking at her. "Well?"
She ate the rest of the garlic bread "ummm…please! Roxas! You gotta let me see the calories of this. I can only guess on garlic bread!" she whined
I shook my head "nope! Eat it! I promise it is not too much" I teased. Naminé pouted and we both ate. She enjoyed it smiling "you are a good cook…" she finished it. "Well that was good let me just go-!"
"Wait Nams! Didn't you forget dessert?" I teased
She flinched as if she dreaded it "um-um. I'm really full," she said standing up. I laughed as I cornered her back to the chair.
I smiled widely "but it's really good. It didn't take much to make this either. Plus it has something, it has no calories"
Her eyes widened "are you serious? You better not be lying to me. Does it taste good?"
I smirked "oh yeah. Let me go get it" I turned around then turned back capturing her in a kiss. An N O – C A L K I S S I gave her. She gasped between my lips and I pried her lips open to let our tongues touch and tangle with each other. She sighed blissfully in the kiss and she ran her fingers through my hair pulling lightly against my scalp.
She was driving me crazy as I wrap my arms around her waist "mm…" I slow my kissing and she responds kissing back slowly then I release from her. Her eyes were hazy with a smile.
"Did you enjoy it? I put my heart into it," I breathed smirking. Her face flushed a deep red and pulled her face more toward mine again.
She smiled "I would like seconds…"
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Then she stopped her craziness of counting every calorie. It was a relief that next time we went to McDonald's that she just asked for fries and not a specific number.
Every time after dinner she would ask for dessert. It was now a little inside joke of ours. She was still beautiful and no one can tell her otherwise.
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A/N- thanks for reading. Shorter than most I wrote. I was a bit lazy sorry! Please leave a review for the cutest couple ever! If you love this couple then read Blender.
