Ok I am the worst person in the world and I now give you the right to slap me sillay! I am sooooo sorry I haven't updated! :( Pweeze don't be mad...

Screen Names

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)

Alice- shoppingishmyfuture

Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

Renesmee- danceswithwolves

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it'snotwhatyouthink: DID YOU SEE THAT RING!!

ifeelyahman: Edward calm down

it'snotwhatyouthink: NO!! SHE IS ENGAGED JASPER!! SHE IS FREAKIN' ENGAGED TO THAT DEMON DOG!! MY FRIGGIN DAUGHTER!!

ifeelyahman: Edward chill please just...

it'snotwhatyouthink: JASPER HALE SHUT UP!!

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Eddy4life: Ok what's going on?

it'snotwhatyouthink: Oh...like you don't already know Bella...NESSIE!

Eddy4life: What about her?

it'snotwhatyouthink: WHEN...she...ugh...when she came back from her date with Jake and after she talked to you I saw her ring...on her LEFT HAND!!

Eddy4life: HAHAHAHAHA!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: WHAT? Why are you laughing at me?

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danceswithwolves: Dad I can explain...

it'snotwhatyouthink: No...no you can't. Go to your room...

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Eddy4life: HAHAHAHA!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: OK Bella this is far from funny...

Eddy4life: Actually Edward funny is the perfect word for this!! HAHAHA!

ifeelyahman: I feel as if I am missing something...

it'snotwhatyouthink: Tell me about it...

Eddy4life: Edward the ring on her finger is not an engagement ring...it's a purity ring!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: A...what...you...how...I...a promise ring?

Eddy4life: Heehee...yeah

it'snotwhatyouthink: Why?

Eddy4life: Well my mom gave me hers and so I gave it to Nessie...no big deal and no near weddings... :D

it'snotwhatyouthink:...

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it'snotwhatyouthink: Wow...I feel like a damn fool!!

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(THE UPCOMING JOKE IS NOT MEANT TO BE RACIST!!)

machonachoman: HEY HEY HEY HEY EDWARD EDWARD EDWARD!!

it'snotwhatyouthink: What Emmett...

machonachoman: Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

it'snotwhatyouthink: You spelled dog wrong and I have no idea...

machonachoman: FO DRIZZLE!!

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YAY ME YAY ME!! AN UPDATE OH YEAH!! Special thanks to my mom for that HYlarious joke!! Please review! LUV YAH!! :D