it's been a month since you brought Meatball home
you've told him about your superpowers and how you fight crime
you don't actually fight crime, but he doesn't know that
he just thinks it's cool because you can create spaghetti
you live in the mansion your parents had before they died of food poisoning
you keep a few maids around to watch over Meatball when you're out
feed him spaghetti everyday
he never tires of it
he's well trained
you take him to the homeless shelter every Friday and feed him there as well as the homeless
they treat him well and tell him stories of their adventures
he sits there and listens wide-eyed
after the shelter you always go to that park, but make sure its late and no one is there
you feed the fluffies there and let Meatball play with them
serious karma points to be had bro
one day walking home with a tired Meatball in my arms
a guy dressed as broccoli jumps out from behind a building
didn't know there was a convention going on
he's grinning at you
"you are the one known as 'Captain Spaghetti' I request a battle"
"what? Dude I think you've got the wrong person"
"nonsense, I know of your power"
"if by power you mean money, then yes, but anything else I cannot take credit for"
"denial…fluffy, what does your master do?"
"daddy is a weguwaw dude, chiwwin wif fwuffy, he pway wif me and giv me sketties"
"spaghetti eh? Where does he get this spaghetti?"
you hope your fluffy is smart enough not to te-
"daddy make sketties wif hand, he concentwates and poof, sketties!"
damn it Meatball…
"seems your fluffy ist as loyal as you thought, fight me Captain Spaghetti and i will make your death a quick one."
he throws a piece of broccoli at you
you dodge with a roll to the side
your close enough to your house that your fluffy can run up the hill
"go home Meatball, daddy will be there shortly."
Meatball nods and takes off running at 5MPH
"before we fight, what is your name?"
"last request…my name is the 'Broccoli Magistrate'"
he throws another broccoli at you, which you send out a spaghetti net to catch and throw a hardened meatball at him
he dodges and throws another broccoli, this time with a fuse
you kick it back to him before it explodes
he dodges it and it explodes away from both of you
close combat time
you use the skills you learned from special forces combat training, self-defense classes, and Aikido classes
he has also had some hand-to-hand combat training as well
you are better trained and deliver a punch to the stomach and a jab to the jaw
he retaliates and delivers a leg sweep
you get up and counter his punch with a twist of his arm and a palm to the chest, sending him on his back
you get out of his leg range as he gets up
he charges at you
you counter it by grabbing the back of his neck and delivering a knee to the stomach
he's out of breath
"you win this time captain, but I will be back, you need not worry about sneak attacks, for I am honorable."
"whatever dude"
walk back to your house
examine the bruises in your mirror
calm your worried fluffy
you'll install security cameras
the next day
security cameras are installed all over lot
2 guys working cameras, one day and one night
show them your power
pay them good money to keep their mouth shut
good thing your parents taught you how to manage a business
chain of famous Italian restaurants
currently worth $28,000,000
stay out of the limelight
your businesses are in other cities
you like it that way
the Broccoli Magistrate still bugs you
need to work on your powers