So i was going to translate that Swedish word for you (the Finnish one is just, no) but I'm too tired right now and have an exam in eight and a half hours... Why am I nor sleeping? Not that sleeping is going so well lately, there are a few superstrong streetlights outside my window that shines through the curtains... It's terrible.

At least I made myself such a tasty dinner:D And I did study! And unless you noticed I spent yesterday writing a oneshot going on twoshot (shameless advertising) instead of writing for example this chapter...

Anyway... uuhh... just read it alright?:p


Chapter 29: Just another lazy Saturday

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Waking up, Sasuke found himself as usual in Naruto's arms. The difference this time was that they were facing each other, morning breaths mixing and Sasuke's lower arm in an uncomfortable angle.

Sighing, he studied the still sleeping moron's face. He'd seen it so many times, he was sure that if he'd been somewhat artistically talented he could have painted it flawlessly from memory. So many mental pictures of Naruto… Why couldn't he remember his text books that easily?

Naruto had his eyes closed, naturally, the blond eyelashes standing out against his tan skin. His mouth was slightly open to breathe, but all in all it was the same, unchanging obnoxious guy he'd come to get so close to. Unwillingly and without enthusiasm, he might add.

But still, if he was going to be honest, and Sasuke liked honesty as a concept even if he might not practice it as often as he should, he could be worse off.

Naruto's eyelashes fluttered, and groaning something he removed his hand from around Sasuke's waist to rub at his eyes, blinking before opening them and trying to focus on Sasuke.

"Umm, good morning" he mumbled, looking fairly awkward at seeing Sasuke so close, and in such an unusually intimate position.

Good Sasuke thought, narrowing his eyes. You're supposed to squirm.

"Well?" he asked. "Are you going to apologize for last night?"

"Uuh, yeah, sorry… hey your hair looks really funny right now" Naruto said and tugged at a few out of place spikes sticking out on top of his head.

"Don't change the subject" Sasuke said sourly, but felt too lazy to push the annoying hand off.

Naruto grinned, putting his arm around Sasuke's waist again and pulling him a little bit closer.

"But grumpy Sasuke is so cute in the morning" he teased, moving his other arm more comfortably underneath his head.

"I'm not grumpy, I have a hangover."

Feigning a shocked look Naruto used his 'serious' voice to answer.

"Sasuke! If you wake up every morning with a hangover I think we need to talk about your drinking pro-"

Failing to dodge the smack on his nose he changed to a look of mock hurt.

"Don't you love me anymore?" he said with a trembling lower lip, unable to keep it up when Sasuke just raised an eyebrow, instead breaking out in chuckles.

"Dobe."

"Aww come on bastard, don't be so boring, it's Saturday and we have nothing to do today!"

"I thought we were meeting your friends later".

"Our friends. But that's not until three o'clock, we have-" he paused to raise his head and read the numbers on the alarm next to the bed, "three hours left, let's just sleep some more."

And with that he proceeded to snuggle closer to Sasuke, his nose pressing against his cheek, and pretty much forcing him to put his head on Naruto's arm. Oh, Sasuke could see the smug smile tugging at the idiot's lips, but feeling way too tired and with a head that felt like it was made of a pad of cotton full of rusty nails stabbing at it, he sighed and snuggled right back.

He could take a break from dignity now and then, right?

~Line breaker~

"Oh. My. God. Sakura that is the most awesome shirt I have seen in a century! You must tell me where you bought it!"

Sakura glared at Naruto, not finding his interpretation of some kind of gay fashion slave funny at all.

"I know, isn't it simply amazing!?" Ino added, clasping her hands together and staring at it with shiny eyes.

"It fits you" Sasuke added, getting his revenge since it was Sakura's idea in the first place to drag them to that bar.

Pretending to tear up Sakura stared at him with a much less effective hurt look than Naruto had had this morning.

"I can't believe the first time you comment on my clothes is to mock me Sasuke. That's just so, so-"

"I'd say he has a point" Neji mused, "the yellow fabric and sparkling text really matches your eyes."

"I hate you" Sakura pouted. "All of you, you can just-"

"Sakura my youthful friend! Where is the beautiful girl you promised to have by your side from today onwards?" Lee shouted, jumping up to them and throwing an arm around the sulking pink-haired girl.

"Or have a freak accident and choke on air or something" she continued with narrowed eyes, prying the as always green-clad enthusiastic guy off.

"Umm, I- I think it's really nice" Hinata mumbled, her honest try at adding to the 'compliments' causing Naruto and Ino to howl with laughter.

"By the way Naruto" Sakura said in her scary voice, pinning him down with another glare, "What's up with suddenly ditching us like that?"

"Y-yeah" Ino forced out in-between laughs, calming down a little before continuing. "I mean, one second you're getting it on all smexy and stuff, and the next you… wait a minute did you desert us to have sex? I'm insulted!"

Sasuke tried not to blush, he really did, but something about the way she said it caused him to remember a few of those 'smexy' moments and made him unable to stop the faint reddening of his cheeks.

"Oh my god Sasuke you look so cute right now!" Naruto exclaimed and pulled at his cheeks, ignoring the embarrassed death glare Sasuke furiously gave him. "Maybe we should ditch them and go have sex again!"

"Sure, you do that" Sasuke gritted out through clenched teeth. "I'll just go buy myself a chainsaw in case you're stupid enough to get near me again."

"Ooh burn" Ino snickered, gulping and hiding behind Sakura when Sasuke turned his attention momentarily to her.

"Sorry guys, Sasuke is a little grumpy today" Naruto said with a cheeky grin. "Hey teme, if you ever get a pet the Grumpy Cat would be sooo perfect!"

Sasuke closed his eyes and sighed, hearing the others laughing or adding their own stupid comments. What the hell was he doing here?

"Naruto" he almost whined (almost because Uchihas never whine), "why did you have to bring me with you?"

Naruto snorted and pecked his lips, causing him to open his eyes again to give him a put out look.

"Because if I let you stay home you'd sit on the couch molding, really you should be thankful I entertain you! Besides, I've got orders from your dad."

Before Sasuke had time to ask what those 'orders' included, Kiba arrived, completing today's group and immediately stealing Naruto's short attention span.

Looks like he was resorting to sulk in silence for a few hours.


I watched a few videos today on Youtube with lots of cute Sasuke-stuff... It was too cute. And if this seemed a little crackish then it's because I'm feeling a little crackish right now... And Sakura obviously didn't find a girlfriendXD