Mix up: What happens when two very busy people send two clueless people to pick up their babies from daycare? Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are in for a rough day but it may just have some nice repercussions.

Character pairings: Edward and Bella the whole way
Rating: M for fun times
Disclaimer: While I love Twilight I do not own it, however the little cuties that star as the babies are all figments as my imaginations.

*Note: If it's the kids talking those aren't typos. Just saying because some of you are grammar and spelling nuts but I love you anyway.

One year later

Bella

"Mommy you like Cindyrella" Lily said and I smiled at her. I couldn't believe how beautiful she was becoming every day. At the age of three and a half I already knew Edward and I were going to have problems with that little one later on.

"Thank you Sweetie. Do you think Daddy will like it?" I asked her and she nodded.

It had been one year since Edward had proposed. It was a year of craziness, between the business merger, petitioning to change Connor's name and getting Edward named on his birth certificate, my petition to adopt Lily and planning a wedding, but finally today had arrived.

Today I joined the rest of my little family and became a Cullen.

And once we said 'I do' I would sign Lily's adoption papers and Edward will sign his name onto the official copy of Connor's birth certificate. We saved doing it until today, because we wanted it to celebrate us becoming a real family.

We were in every other sense of the word except in name. And today we close the dark chapters of our lives when we had been separate families.

"Yep" Lily said.

I stood in the mirror and admired myself.

My dress... well I didn't pick it... Lily and Connor did. I had brought Rosalie and Alice Brandon Whitlock, who I had become very close to, shopping with me but we couldn't find the perfect dress. I went home that night pretty upset and told Edward I was worried I wouldn't find it. He assured me I would but I was becoming disheartened.

We were cutting it pretty close, two weeks to the wedding and I still hadn't found the perfect dress. I had back up plans sure, but this was the only wedding I was ever planning on having so I wanted everything to be perfect.

It wasn't until I brought Connor and Lily for their final fittings that everything came together. Edward got pulled into a meeting and while I was feeling pressured about all this wedding stuff I knew we couldn't neglect our work.

I was helping the woman in the store carry their outfits out of the storage when I heard a crash.

"Oops" I heard the two of them say as I ran out into the store front and saw of them trying to pick up a mannequin.

I rushed to help the two of them before they did more damage. Currently Connor was in going through the terrible twos and Lily was coming out of them so I had my hands full with the two of them.

"Guys say sorry to the Lady." I told them while shooting her apologetic glances. She waved me off as I straightened up the dress on the mannequin I couldn't help but notice the beautiful dress in front of me. I asked the woman did she mind if I tried it on and she ushered me into the dressing room.

When I walked out onto the podium and looked at myself in the dress I knew I had found the perfect dress.

You gotta love kids sometimes.

My hair was pinned back from my face but hanging down in curls at the back.

"Sweetie, come here." I said sitting down carefully so not to tear my dress. I picked Lily up and sat her on my lap. "Do you know what's happening today?" I asked her.

"We're getting married today" She said and I nodded, smiling at how innocent she was. I wanted it to last for forever.

"Today I'm really going to become your Mommy. Are you okay with that?" I asked her. Although she was only three if Lily wasn't happy she would tell me.

"Yep, I love you Mommy." She said and I hugged her to me.

"I love you too Baby Girl." I said kissing her head.

"Bella five minutes" Alice called from outside the door. The door then opened and Connor came running in.

"Look at you Handsome" I said when he came into the room.

"I look like Daddy?" he asked and I nodded.

Connor had grown into his Cullen-isms, in the past year. His eyes were the same shape as Edward's and his hair had lightened up to show some red tints in. My little man, he was growing up way too fast for my liking. So was Lily, they weren't going to be my babies for much longer.

I stood up and crouched down before hugging them both to me.

"You two go and stand beside Aunty Rosie." I told them and they nodded excitedly running out of the room.

The wedding was being held at a small hotel just outside of Chicago. It looked out onto the lake and it was a fine summer's day.

Once again I found myself looking over in the mirror. I smoothened my dressed over but stilled at my stomach. I smiled when I touched off it.

Today really was the beginning of everything.

"Bella?" I heard my Dad call. I turned around and he was smiling at me. "You ready Honey?"

"I was born ready." I told him walking towards him.

"You look beautiful." He said and I thanked him before we walked out of the room.

The music was softly playing as we got in formation behind the screen, while all the guests got into their seats.

My two bridesmaids walked down the aisle and then Lily and Connor walked down the aisle and soon it was my turn. My Dad squeezed as the music changed and we began walking up the aisle.

The place was beautifully decorated and the view was beautiful but for all I cared we could have been in a Wal-Mart parking lot because all I could see was him.

I found Edward's eyes quickly and they blazed into mine. He smiled broadly and it took my breath away. Everything was finally falling into place.

Once we reached the aisle the music changed as I stood there beside my dad.

"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join Edward and Isabella in matrimony in the eyes of God and the law. Who gives this woman to this man?" the judge who we had hired to perform the ceremony asked.

"Her mother, her stepfather and I do." Dad said before kissing my cheek and placing my hand on Edward's before sitting down.

"Edward, do you come to this union of your free will?" He asked.

"Yes" He answered looking at me.

"And Isabella, do you come to this union of your free will?"

"Yes" I said nodding to reaffirm my answer.

"The couple have chosen to say both their own vows aswell as the traditional ones, Edward would you like to go first?" the pastor asked.

"Yes" He said nodding before clearing his throat, his green eyes bore into mine and I knew whatever was about to come out of his mouth was going to have me in a blubbering mess. I should have asked could I go first. "Bella, you've given me everything. This past year and a half has been the best thing that has happened to me since I Lily was born. You've given me your love, support and most importantly our beautiful baby boy. I don't know what the future has in store for us but I know you're going to be by my side when it happens." He said and not only did my eyes fill with tears so did his. "I love you Baby" He choked out and I squeezed his hand.

"Edward, repeat after me." The judge said. "I Edward Antony Masen Cullen"

"I Edward Antony Masen Cullen"

"Do take you Isabella Marie Dwyer Swan to be my lawfully wedded wife."

"Do take you Isabella Marie Dwyer Swan" Edward repeated and I smiled. "To be my lawfully wedded wife."

"I promise from this day forward to be your faithful husband"

"I promise from this day forward to be your faithful husband" Edward said keeping his eyes locked with mine the entire time.

"For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, as long as I shall live."

"For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, as long as I shall live." Edward said and it was killing me that I couldn't reach up and kiss him right this very second.

"Isabella your turn." The pastor said and I took in a deep breath.

"Edward, even before I met you I loved a part of you." I said glancing down at Connor who sat beside his sister beside my parents smiling brightly. "What you gave me kept me alive in a time where I had nothing else to live for. We've been through a lot and I know we can withstand anything the universe tries to throw at us. Not only did you give me our son but you gave me a daughter and you. And they are the best gifts I will ever receive." I told him "I love you Baby." I said and he smiled brightly.

"Isabella, repeat after me." The judge said. "I Isabella Marie Dwyer Swan"

"I Isabella Marie Dwyer Swan"

"Do take you Edward Antony Masen Cullen, to be my lawfully wedded husband." The judge said and I followed.

"Do take you Edward Antony Masen Cullen, to be my lawfully wedded husband."

"I promise from this day forward to be your faithful wife."

"I promise from this day forward to be your faithful wife" I said and he squeezed my hands reassuringly.

"For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, as long as I shall live."

"For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, as long as I shall live." I said.

"I would like to ask you both again, Edward do you come here today of your own free will and with the intention of being faithful in marriage to Isabella as long as you shall live?"

"I do" Edward answered.

"And Isabella do you come here today of your own free will and with the intention of being faithful in marriage to Edward as long as you shall live?"

"I do" I answered.

"Does anyone know of a reason why these two should not be wed?" the judge asked and I swear Emmett was about to jump in and say something when I could feel a glare of my back. Rosalie must have anticipated it aswell and he quickly flinched.

"You may exchange rings" The judge said and we slid our platinum bands on each other's fingers. I told Edward I wanted a platinum one so that I could continue to wear my engagement ring and they would match, he said he wanted the same ring as mine. "By the power invested in me by the state of Illinois I now pronounce you husband and wife. Edward, you may kiss your bride."

Edward leaned in and cupped my chin.

"I love you so much" He whispered.

"I love you too." I told him before our lips joined. Everyone who was there clapped loudly and in what felt like no time at all Edward pulled back, not looking too happy about having to end our kiss either. I leaned up and whispered in his ear "Later Baby." And he smiled.

Lily and Connor came running towards us and I carefully picked up my little man.

"We married now?" Connor asked and I nodded kissing his cheek.

"We just have one more thing to do." I told him.

Everyone expected us to walk down the aisle together just now, no one knew what Edward and I had planned except the judge and Emmett, who was now taking out necessary papers and placing a table at the front of the altar.

"Everybody if you could keep your seats for a few more minutes Bella and I have one more thing we have to do to make today complete." Edward said as Lily hugged her Daddy close to her. "We wanted today to mark the day we officially became a family, so today I officially register as Connor's father on his birth certificate."

"And I'm signing the final papers to adopt Lily." I said.

We both turned to the judge who handed us pens and we carefully signed our papers. It felt incredible to sign something as Isabella Cullen and I was happy that the first time I did it was for something so important.

"Congratulations." The judge said and we both smiled.

"Thank you all for acting as witnesses in that moment." Edward said wrapping his free arm around my waist. "Now if you'll all join my new wife and me for a reception just through those doors." He said and I knew how smug he was saying wife.

But I loved it.

Edward

She was stunning, absolutely stunning.

I was standing across the room talking to one of the department heads we had invited to the wedding, when her dress caught my eye. I saw her sitting on a chair with Lily sitting in her lap while Connor sat on the table. They were both smiling widely.

Connor quickly jumped off the table and came running over to me.

"Daddy" He said and I picked him up.

"Mark" I said to the man I was talking to. "This is my son Connor, kiddo this is Mark from work."

"Hello" Connor said politely.

"Connor you are your sister were so good during the ceremony." Mark said. "So well behaved Edward." He said and I thanked him.

"S'cuse me but Daddy, Mommy said you need to come sit down because they gonna start the speeches." Connor said.

"I've been given my orders." I said to Mark before carrying Connor back to the table. Once I sat down I saw Rosalie coming over with Emmett who was caring their son Cameron. Bella called him a little Nazi baby with his blonde hair and blue eyes, something Rosalie only loved. Cue eye roll. Emmett actually did love it though calling him Klaus sometimes to piss Rosalie off.

"You two are nauseating" Rosalie said when she caught Bella and I kissing before sending the kids off running. Cameron was pretty advance and could toddle after my kids. Ben and Angela's daughter Lesley, along with Seth and Louise's daughter were around here somewhere. Connor had the biggest crush on Seth's daughter and she was pretty fond of him too. It was hilarious to watch two, two year olds have a long distance relationship but they made it work.

"Oh shut up." I said before leaning back into Bella who smiled.

"So you're officially off the market Bells, many a man will cry tonight." Emmett said and she chuckled.

"Sorry Emmett you're just always going to have to know that I choose your brother. So sorry." Bella said.

"Oh you two stop your plans to run away together." I said and Bella giggled. Emmett and Rosalie moved on and got ready to start the speeches. I wrapped my arm around the back of Bella's chair and kissed her lips again.

"Edward" She said as if trying to start telling me something when Emmett's booming voice interrupted us.

"Eddie boy its payback time."

"Later?" I asked her and she nodded, a tentative smile on her face before relaxing into my hold. "Go on Emmett." I said.

"Ladies and Gentleman I'm Emmett Cullen, the best man today and I just want to talk to you here about my boy Eddie." He said.

"It's Edward." Connor yelled and everybody laughed.

"You've brainwashed your children." Emmett muttered "And they call mine the Nazi, never mind. Does anybody know what happened the first time Edward asked Bella out?" Emmett asked and everybody shook their heads no. "She turned him down. She didn't even like him for the first couple of week she knew him."

Bella gasped and covered her mouth to stop herself from laughing too much.

"She told me he actually asked her out about six times and she only said yes to shut him up." Emmett said "You should know Bella, he never shuts up."

"Harsh" I muttered and Bella kissed my temple. I turned in and kiss her lips again.

"Hey, hey, hey you two no making out while I'm trying to embarrass you." Emmett said as he reached into his pocket. "Now I have something here that Edward is going to crucify me for later but I've lived a good life. When we kids. I would have been eleven so Edward would have been nine going on ten, we both got it into our heads that we wanted a wife." Emmet said. "Now Edward and I did everything together so we thought we'd just share one."

"I'm going to kill him."

"We talk to Dad about it and he assured us it was illegal. So that kind of put a damper on things but Edward then decided we needed to make a list so that we could get the best wives possible. Now I made sure to burn mine so I'd never have incriminating evidence but you know Edward not so much. So here we go Edward let's see does your new bride match." Emmett said.

"Or kill me now? Whichever." I asked Bella who laughed.

"Must be able to cook, Bella can do that. Must laugh at my jokes, no one does that." Emmett said and everybody laughed. "Has to be pretty, well okay we'll give her that. Must like the colour green, the colours of this wedding assure me that she does. And finally my favourite must be a good kisser, now I don't know about this one because I've never made out with my sister in law so let's just say she's average." Emmett said and Bella laughed while I tried to dig my way out of here. "So all and all she matches up pretty well brother. Well done."

"I'm going to kill him." I repeated.

"In all my jokes I do have to say I am very happy for my brother and I hope he and Bella have a great life together. To the bride and groom."

We all cheered before Seth walked up onto the stage.

"Hi I'm Seth and for some reason I've giving the maid of honour speech. Oh yeah it's because Bella has no friends, my fees due Bella pay up." He said and everybody laughed. "No just kidding, Bella has been my best friend since we were kids. I've seen her through a lot, Edward if you ever want blackmail material I have pictures that not even her mother thinks are cute." Seth said.

"Wanna run for it?" Bella asked and I laughed pulling her chair closer to mine. I kissed her temple as I did.

"So yeah Bella and I have been through a lot so the day she told me that she dating the guy whose brother stole her Baby I got kinda worried if we're being honest, but Edward turned out to be a pretty good guy and strangely enough they were almost meant to be really if you think about it. And can I just say I was the one who drove her to the 'swimmers' bank that day so yeah a bit more respect around here for the Seth." He said. "Bella I wish you and your new Hubby the best and let's just hope Emmett never leaves your kids at the zoo you'll end up taking home a tiger." He said "To the bride and groom."

After that we had our first dance and Bella danced with her father. We then cut the cake.

The cake was an interesting story. Basically we had two.

On the day we went to decide on the cakes we had woken the kids up early from nap time so they weren't being very nice to us, not that I could blame them. But when they saw what cake we were going for, they flat out refused. So as a bribe we told them they could pick out any cake they wanted and that could go on the kids table. As long as the wedding colours were in the cake. Hence the two cakes. What it's a lot to be said to keep the kids and the wife happy now isn't it?

Once all that was done I found myself sitting alone at our table while Bella danced with the kids.

Phil sat down beside me.

"So no take backs." He said and I nodded. "God she grew up fast."

"You met her when she ten"

"Yeah and it feels like yesterday." He said. "You better watch out for my girl Edward, or I won't mind stringing your balls up on top of D&C." He said and I nodded.

"Don't worry." I told him.

"Well I'll leave you to it." Phil said standing up as the song finished. "Lily's promised me this next dance and I can see your old man lurking, he's gonna take my shot." He said standing up. "Oh hell, even Charlie's trying to mooch." He muttered walking away. Bella came over and sat beside me.

"Hello Husband." She said.

"Hello Wife, are you enjoying tonight?"

"Yes, most people don't enjoy their own weddings but I haven't noticed anything go wrong yet. Maybe Rose and Alice are just hiding the mess ups from me. If they are I don't want to know." She said.

"So what were you trying to tell me earlier?" I asked.

"Huh?" she asked.

"Earlier, you seemed like you wanted to tell me something." I said.

"Before the speeches?" she asked and I nodded. "Do you really wanna know?" she asked.

"Yeah"

"Do you really, really wanna know?" she asked.

"Bella tell me." I said. She looked around her as if to check the cost was clear before carefully taking my hand and placing it on her stomach. "What is it...?" I asked when I realised what she was trying to tell me. "Really?" I asked her. "Are you sure?"

"I was feeling sick the other week and then at my check up I got them to do a test." She said.

I leaned in and kissed her.

"How long?"

"Three months." She said and I smiled widely. I nuzzled into her neck and kissed below her ear.

"We're having a baby?" I whispered and she nodded. "You're making me a Daddy again?" I asked and she nodded "I get to see you swell up with my child in your body?" I asked and she nodded again.

"You happy?" she asked and I nodded.

"Very happy." I told her leaning in and kissing her again. All I wanted to do was kiss where our baby was but I couldn't yet, if I knew Bella like I thought I did she would want us to enjoy the news together in secret for a little while and so did I. So instead I discreetly placed my hand on her stomach again and kissed her. "I love you so much, both of you." I told her and she nodded.

"We love you too." She answered.

Connor came running over that.

"Mommy did you tell him cause I'm not good a keeping secrets." He said.

"He knew?" I asked.

"He figured it out. And then told Lily." She said.

"How did you know?" I asked him.

"Cause in the all the pictures that I'm in Mommy's belly she's holding me and she was holding her belly the other day so I asked her did she have a baby in there." He said like it was obvious.

"So him and Lily knew?" I asked and she nodded.

"The figured it out." She shrugged. "And thank you for letting me tell him Connor." She said and he nodded before running back to play with his friends.

"We really are starting as a new family today aren't we?" I asked and she nodded.

"Do you think it's all a bit too perfect?" she asked and I shook my head.

"No it's finally perfect." I told her.

"You gotta love mix ups." She murmured leaning into my side. I kissed on the top and smiled.

"You really do."

So that's the last chapter guys. The epilogue will be up on Monday so I'll do all my thank you's and stuff there. Let me know what you think about the wedding and everything.

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