It ain't easy being green, except when you're not. It ain't easy being big, except when you're so much smaller.

A little bug in a house of giant feet.

"Has anyone seen my shoes?" Peter yelled out.

"No one has seen your baby shoes Petey!" A-bomb called out.

"They are not baby shoes! You guys just have giant feet!"

"Peter! Don't encourage him," She Hulk said with a tired drawl as she walked into the room.

"I was just asking for my shoes mom. I have to get to school."

"I know. But A-bomb is like a small child. He won't make it easy on you."

"Got it mom. Still, I know someone has got to have seen my shoes. They don't just disappear, you know."

She-Hulk chuckled and lightly ruffled Peter's hair.

"Why don't you wear those combat boots Rossy got for you?"

"They're too big. Even for Luke."

"Ah. Forgot about that."

"Yeah, I'd look like a rodeo clown in those-aha! Found them!"

"Where were they?"

"On top of the shelves."

"And just what were they doing up there?"

"Well, I was trying to keep General Ross from squishing them again with his boots. Man can't feel anything under those boots."

"I heard that!" Red Hulk yelled out.

"You know it's true!" Peter yelled back.

"Peter," his mother spoke in a warning tone.

"Sorry mom," Peter apologized.

"Get your shoes on. I'll take you to school."

"Can we take the T-Rex?"

"No Peter."

"Damn."

"I thought you wanted to keep your secret identity a secret," Hulk chuckled by the door.

"I do, but taking a T-Rex to school would be awesome."

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