"Now that everything's set into place, all I need to do is keep up with my training regimen. So what can I do? Steal some shit? Make a name for myself?" I muttered silently as I trucked onto the dirt path, nearing the Great Naruto Bridge.

"And what am I doing here? Trying to get myself killed for sure..." Currently, I was in Hi no Kuni, which is Konoha land.

"Take over Nami no Kuni? That could be funny." I hid behind a bush as I saw what I presumed was a local villager laying on straw seat, ready to set off an alarm of smoke.

"Stupid Pein, making me come here to find someplace for another hideout..." I pushed my hands together and henged into Naruto. I put a small genjutsu on my headband and tied it around my forehead.

"Gotta act like an idiot now..." I cringed at the horror I was wearing, never before in any life had I ever worn an orange jumpsuit, let alone anything flashy orange.

"Yo!" I waved at the man, putting on the biggest grin I could muster.

"Halt! I need to see your ID before you can continue on." At his words I put on a confused face on before complaining,

"Aw really? It's me!" I pointed my thumbs at myself. The man simply stared, unimpressed.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto! This bridge is named after me!"

They guy laughed before reply.

"You? You can't be Naruto-sama. He's from Konohagakure..." He trailed off, looking at my forehead. "My deepest apologies, please, continue on." He bowed.

'Loser.'

"It's okay, mistakes are made. Ja ne!" I waved goodbye with a huge smile and ran off. Once I was at a safe distance, I released my henge.

"A smile is now plastered permanently on my face." I groaned, massaging my poor jaw before sprinting down the bridge. It didn't take very long to see land.

It smelled like seafood, a cuisine I don't have the opportunity enjoy too often. The air was filled with mist, making it hard to see. Of course, any shinobi would be able to use their chakra to sense their surroundings.

"Where would be a good spot? On top of a mountain? Behind a waterfall?" I sprinted down the bridge and touched land. A couple meters away was another person.

"What business do you have here?"

"To take over this island," I bluntly replied before laughing at his shocked face.

"I won't let you!" He sprang towards me, pitchfork in hand as he swang at my head which I countered by lifting two kunais into an "x" shape, trapping the crude weapon. He first tried to yank it out before attempting to kick at my legs. He paused momentarily at the sight of my kunais.

"I know you. You are Suna no Tamako! A bounty has been put on you! If I capture you, I'll be able to feed my family for years!" He took out a pocketknife and swung it, aiming for my abdomen.

Before he could even get an inch near my clothes, I dropped everything I was holding, went around him and rammed my fist into his spine, thrusting him into the dirt ground, cracks forming beneath him.

"Ya know, there is a reason why I have a bounty," I spoke, hoisting him up into the air, crumbs of soil hanging off of him. I stepped towards the bridge, ready the launch him into the sea.

"Please! I have a family to take care of! My children need me!" I chuckled humorously before looking him directly in the eye.

"I'll let you live if you say nothing. Carry on with your normal life, I've never seen you, nor have you. Remember, one word means death, and I have eyes everywhere..." I trailed off. Setting him on the soil and picking up my kunais.

"Y-yes! Not one word!"

"Good. I'm watching your every movement."

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"Behind a waterfall it is." I marked the area before pushing chakra into the bracelet I was wearing, letting Pein know my location.

"And that's it. Tedious work." I trudged up the waterfall and continued my way towards the village Team 7 stayed at during the bridge's construction. I raised my hand into the Seal of Confrontation, index and middle finger extended with the other fingers curled into the palm.

I put a small genjutsu over my Hitai-ate, removing the slash as well as adding more depth, more scuff marks and slightly charring it at the ends.

'Perfect.'

I walked around the village Team 7 had lived at during their very first C-Ranked mission. The village had changed drastically these past months, no longer were there children and adults lying on the streets begging for food and money that simply didn't exist.

Instead, people were walking on the streets, occasionally stopping for a quick hello or window shopping.

'Fucking hell. This is better than Suna a couple years ago.'

I continued walking until something bumped behind me.

"Oof!" A high pitched voice sounded. I turned around to see a little boy on the floor.

"Oh, sorry gaki." I held out my hand. The boy merely grinned back and took my hand.

"Wow, nee-chan! You must be a shinobi!" He gleamed, "Can I see your hitai-ate?" I smiled back as I noticed the attention I was gathering. I quickly hid my left hand behind my back and did a quick seal to strength the genjutsu.

"Yeah, sure." I undid the knot and handed it to him.

"Wow! The last time I've seen an hitai-ate was when Naruto-oni-chan came! Do you know him!?" He waved his hands around to emphasize his point.

"Naruto..? As in Konohagakure no Uzumaki Naruto?" I questioned, rubbing my chin.

"Yeah! You know him!?"

"Naruto is an...old friend of mine." His eyes gleamed even more if that was possible.

"Ne ne, what village are you from!? I want to become a shinobi! Just like Naruto-oni-chan! Saving people!"

"I'm from Sunagakure, allied with Konohagakure. A shinobi? What's your name?" I questioned.

'Now that you mention it, he looks kinda familiar...'

"M'name's Inari! I want to become a shinobi so no one would have to deal with people like Gato!"

'Oh fuck. I'm going to mess the plot even more by accident making Inari becoming a fucking ninja, aren't I?'

"That's an interesting goal. Gato, you say? I'm the one who captured him a couple months ago."

"Eh! You're that pretty nee-chan Naruto-oni-chan was talking about! How you swooped down and kidnapped Gato before Naruto-oni-chan could make his final blow!"

'...what..?'

"Right..." I smiled awkwardly and pat his head.

"Hehe, can you teach me? To fight! By the way nee-chan, what's your name?" He jumped while holding onto my hitai-ate.

"Call me...Hisui" I smiled.

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"Ne ne, when are we going to do real ninja training?"

"Inari, besides the fact that you're starting 'training' at the age of 9, you're at the level of a seven-year-old. You need the basics, like chakra control. Without that, you won't be able to do even the simplest ninjutsu." I lifted my index and middle finger, the other fingers curled into the palm and henged into Inari.

"See?" I said in his voice.

"Wow!"

"It's nothing impressive, this is only E-Ranked, the lowest. Altering your voice is a D-Ranked technique." I dispersed my henged, formed a crystal seat and sat down.

"I'll give you an hour and if you don't get that leaf stuck onto your finger by then, I'll be coming back tomorrow. If you do get it right, we'll start on taijutsu and maybe some history."

Inari nodded vigorously and concentrated.

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"I did it!" I opened my eyes and let my crystal figurine of Pikachu disperse into nothingness.

Inari stood in front of me with a proud grin, holding his finger out, a single leaf hanging.

'What.'

"I didn't actually think you would be able to do it..." I muttered loudly enough to Inari to hear. He brushed his hair out of his face and spoke with confidence.

"What can I say, always doing the impossible."

"It's not impossible to get a leaf stuck on your hand in one hour, it's pretty common in main villages, but you're civilian born..."

'Wait, who the fuck is his father?'

On an impulse, I shoved my hand in my pouch, took out some Chakra Paper and handed it to him.

"Here, focus some Chakra into the tip of your fingers." To my astonishment, Inari's paper wrinkled up before being soaked.

"Eh? What does that mean?"

"Who's your father?" I asked, taking the paper and burning it.

"Kaa-san doesn't talk about it, so I'm not sure." Inari shrugged.

"I need to talk to your Okaa-san," I spoke seriously.

'Fuck the plot, Inari's is going to be a fucking shinobi and for once, I don't care where the plot is going. This manga has already been screwed up by my presence, anyways.'

"S-sure." He led me out of the small clearing to his home. He opened the door and took off his shoes. "Tadama!" I followed his lead.

"Okaeri." Footsteps were heard before stopping.

"Inari, where did you go? I was so worrie-" She stopped at the sight of me. I bowed.

"Hello, I was just stopping by and your son suddenly asked me all of these questions and coaxed me into showing him some 'shinobi moves'. He copied me and I noticed something, and I'd like to talk to you..." I trailed off, glaring at Inari so he wouldn't speak against my lie.

"Right, I'll get some tea. Inari, go to your room."

. . .

"What was it you needed to tell me?"

I sipped the tea she provided and answered.

"I gave him some Chakra Paper, it's some paper with chakra in it, whose usage is to tell the user what kind of chakra nature they have and Inari...he has two. That's extremely rare for a civilian born, I would've turned a blind eye, however..." I trailed off.

Tsunami poured more tea.

"Inari has Suitin and Raiton."

Tsunami looked confused at me and sipped. I sighed.

"Inari has a rare kekkei genkai if anyone else finds out, he would be captured and possibly forced to share his genes. I hope you understand what I'm trying to say."

She dropped her cup in shock before covering her face.

"T-then what should I do? I can't lose Inari!" she sobbed silently.

"Tsunami-san, please tell me who was Inari's father? Where was he from?"

"My late husband was from Kumo, he moved here at a young age..." She sniffled before wiping her tears.

"That's all I need to hear. I know a way to keep him safe, but I need your permission."

"You're going to take him to your hidden village, aren't you?" She sobbed.

I shook my head.

"Not mine. I couldn't. I could take him to Kirigakure, though."

"No! Kirigakure is a terrible place and would kill him as soon as he took a step in! If they find out he even had a kekkei genkai, they would kill him!"

"Word has it that Kiri is about to have a new Kage, one with two kekkei genkai. I promise to keep him safe. Once he's 12, I'll be sure to take him to you, maybe even earlier if I can. I'll give you updates every week."

'Please accept and don't make me use genjutsu...'

. . .

'I used genjutsu... Welp, better contact Pein about this.'

"Pein-sama. I've acquired a small boy with Ranton. He'll be in my care until he's twelve and once he turns that age, I'll be sending him to Kirigakure."

"Sigh. Do what you want with the boy, we have enough military power for now. Keep him in check, I'll personally make some room once he's 12 in Kirigakure."

I took off my bracelet and threw it back into my inventory.

"Gaki! Let's go! I need to go to Yugakure." I hollered, walking towards the direction.

"Coming!" Inari quickly packed his clothes and stomped on the fire before rushing up to walk next to me, not knowing I'd, ah... convinced his mother with genjutsu.

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Edited by Cilesa

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Character Status

Name: Tamako

Class: The Gamer

Age: 12 Years Old

Title: Momma's Little Gem

Status: Bored

Level: 125

HP: 5,600- HP Regen: 3.5 per 5 seconds

CP: 5,995- CP Regen: 3.5 per 5 seconds

Strength: 141

Vitality: 142

Wisdom: 137

Intelligence: 137

Dexterity: 145

Agility: 143

Luck: 126

Fame/Infamy: -2600

Sunagakure no Sato acknowledges you and hunting you

Konohagakure Genin acknowledges you and hunting you

Yukigakure no Sato Appercients you

Money: 9,673,290 ryo

Unspent Points: 156

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Author Note

This Chapter is extremely short as I saw it would be better to place the time/year skip on the next chapter

plus, when i wrote this, it was christmas, so I had to remove the OMAKE for christmas, ill reupload it 2019 christmas

6/16/2018

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