Kitsune Neko Ichi-Okay, sequel. But I am posting something else before it, mainly cuzz it's further along... and by further along I mean I actually started it...

Shadow-to-Hikari-chan34276-I guess so...

.-MX-.Dark Link-How did that happen?

KyrieFlacon-Most of the mpregs I write are an excess of angst...
I didn't like Majora's Mask to much, but I give it a higher rating than TP.

M-Werewolves are cool, but that doesn't make TP any less midn numbing. And I agree (for once), Vaati does need to be in a good console game.

LeneeTheSunsetAngel-I think you are the only person here who's read glass...

Dark Ruby Sage-Weird, huh?

xjx-my computer or yours?

Oniyuri Tiger Lily-I'm glad you liked it

Fiddle Tia-Thank you.

Chapter 29

Vaati came downstairs very slowly.

"Come on!" Dark complained "I want you down here before I turn thirty"

A low growl emanated from Vaati's throat "I'd like to see you manage this with twins. Stupid Zelda. She should have just let me go into labor early"

"Stop complaining" Link said "We agreed that it wouldn't be fair to risk their health so you could be more comfortable"

"Behind my back" Vaati muttered "Like everything else. I can't wait until I get my magic back. Then I can leave and-"

"You need your magic back to leave?" Link sounded amused.

"Well, you didn't think I live anywhere near by? What, with being wanted in Hyrule and all. It would take to long to get home without magic" he defended "besides, Zelda may be bad at it, but at least it's someone who helps me with all this baby stuff"

"You're going even slower now" Dark whined

"That's because I've stopped" Vaati snapped

"Aw. Don't yell at Danika" Link said, patting Dark's back. He'd become very fond of his shadow (not that he knew who Dark really was) during her stay. It had caused many narcist jokes behind his back.

"I'll yell at her all I want" Vaati grumbled, continuing his journey downstairs "Agh… how much longer do I have to wait anyway? This is really starting to hurt"

"I think Zelda said a week exactly" Link informed him "Now come down and get diner"

Vaati's face had been drained of all color. He didn't move, even though Dark had ran up the stairs and attempted to help, to the point of trying to pull him, down the stairs.

"Link…" Vaati said slowly "the last time Zelda came by was a week ago"

Link paused while this sank in "How could you not be keeping track?"

"You're the one she tells everything to!" Vaati growled "I didn't have any clue how much longer she was expecting it to take. If you wanted me to keep track then you should have told me. And for the lover of Din, would it kill you to act a little smarter? How the heck do you solve all those complex puzzles yet manage to be so stupid"

"Vaati…"

"Well, you certainly whine enough about not knowing this or that. Why don't you ask for us. And I might be dumb, but I'm not dumb enough to fall into an obvious trap from someone I already have marked as an enemy and get myself raped!"

"Link…" Dark looked back and forth between the two.

"At least-" Vaati stopped himself "Never mind! We're not getting anywhere with this.
Get Zelda"

"Why me?" Link complained

"I can't go outside"

"Because you look like an overgrown hippo"

Vaati's mouth twitched. For a second, he began to summon up a bit of black magic before getting control of himself. Not enough, though, to keep it from hailing outside "Because the town wouldn't be to happy to see me crossing through, and they wouldn't be to happy with you either if they found out where I've been staying the past few months"

Link drew his sword, which he could apparently never be parted from "Well a nice little show in town would-"

"Zelda"

Link and Vaati both turned to Dark, who was talking to an image of Zelda that had appeared from nowhere on the wall

"What is it" Zelda asked, looking a little annoyed. Unlike Link, she was smart enough to recognize Dark, but had kept silent.

"Vaati want you to come over"

"Oh… OH! That's right! He's just about ready to deliver isn't he? Well, is he in any condition to walk to the castle?"

"He can't walk down the stairs" Dark said dryly. Vaati blushed.

"Oh well that's just great Dar… Danika, you and Link help him over to the castle"

"Why does he have to got the castle?"

But Zelda's image had disappeared. Dark looked back at Vaati, shrugged, and began to help him downstairs.

"How did you do that"

"I'm a shadow. I can do a little magic. Nothing to special. Not without a spell book in front of me at least. Ga… my old master never let me lay a finger on one though." she giggled "Actually I might have peaked at a few of Vaati's. There're a few really unusual ones that you don't think he'd really ever want to use. I marked a couple cuzz they were so funny"

Link didn't ask what they were. Instead, he turned to Vaati "We'll have to walk around the village, seeing as its only noon. The trip may be easier if you make the hail stop"

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5th Element: There was a bit of a time jump in there…