do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?


Me, Dinah, And Flavia go on our mission of AWESOMENESS.

"So Dinah," I cross my arms. "Who do YOU like?"

"No one." She crosses her arms back.

"Valley girl."

"What!"

"Valley. Girl."

"How am I a valley girl for not telling you who I like!"

"Because of the way you said it!"

"?"

"Like, oh my god, I would like, never tell you that!" I mimic her voice.

"I didn't even say that!"

Flavia facepalms, "Stop arguing."

"I argue all I want!" I throw a piencone at her. "I'm Kitsune, screw the rules!"

"Yeah, well Kitsune has a few screws loose if you know what I mean."

Dinah laughs at this.

"So, who is it? Tell m enow, tell me now, tell me now, you now your gonna break hon, yoiu might as wel just tell m enow." I poke Dinah repeatedly.

5 minutes later

"Tell me now, tell me now, tell me now, tell me now, tell me now, tell me now."

"If you do that ONE MORE TIME."

"I'm a ninja! Watcha gonna do! Now TELL ME NOW!" I punch her shoulder harder than expected.

"OKAY! JUST SHUT UP!" She explodes. "It's Tobi!"

...

Dinah glares at me form my position on the ground, laughing my ass off.'

"Stop laughing! It's not funny!" She kicks me in the side.

I sit up, rubbing my side, "Love Guru is about to get to work!"

"What about me!" Flavia protests.

"You can be Fem-Cupid!"

"Fine."

"Uugh, this is why I didn't wanna tell you guys!" Dinah smacks her forehead. "Don't do a thing! No cupid, no Love Guru! No nothing!"

"Can we use arrows?" I ask.

"What! No! Are you insane?"

Love Guru is in session...

We set up camp in a clearing once the sun starts going down, due to my deprivation of senses when it's dark.

Which basically means, I'm the only one who knows how to get there and I have no sense of direction in the dark.


I wake up in a birds mouth.

"DEIDARA!" I screech. "I said to stop doing this to me!"

"Well, I didn't want you drooling on my head, un!" He teases.

I wipe some drool off my face, "I don't drool."

"Then what was that you just wiped off your face, un?"

"...clay?"

"Suuure, blame it in the blonde."

"Ugh, what am I sleeping on?" Dinah whines.

"Hey! Hey! I'm stuuuuck!" Flavia fake-sobs.

"Tobiiii, get them out please?" I sigh.

"Tobi shall get them out!" Tobi PRIES the birds mouth open and helps the girls out.

"GOOD TOBI!"

Dinah blushes and comes between me and Deidara... How dare she! We were talking.

I pull her back away from the crowd.

"Hey... How far are you in the manga?" I whisper.

"Um... To the part where Tobi comes in."

"..." I go into the forest. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOW AM I SPOSE TO WORK WITH THAT! SHE JUST MADE THIS A MILLION TIMES HARDER!" I walk back to Dinah. "What do you know about him?"

"Just the basics. Hair color, personality, et cetera."

I stomp off even deeper in the forest, "WHAT A HORRIBLE FANGIRL! DOSEN'T EVEN KNOW ALL THAT MUCH! HOW DARE SHE INSULT MY MATCHMAKING AND FANGIRLISM! BWAAAH!"

I come back to the group nice and calm.

Flavia snickers at my messed up hair and red face.

"Go Bwah." She says.

"BWAHHHH!" Me and Dinah comply.

This earns a weird look from the guys.

"Guuuys! We're hungy!" Flavia whines. "Let's go find some food!"

"Fla-vi-a?" I lean on my friends back. "Can you pweaase carry me?"

"No way!"

"Plllllease Flavi-chan?

"Ugh fine."

"YAY!"