Earthbound: My Version TOTAL REDUX
Chapter 29! Venus gets the penis!
(AN: OKAY GUYS I HEARD YOUR COMMENTS AND I NOW HAVE A SPELLCHECKER! So STOP complaining that my spelling sucks! My story is GOD! Eww not like the Xian god but like good :P Also, this chapter is based on REAL LIFE EVENTS so you BETTER not complain about it!)
Okay, so we returned to Fourside and we were shoo horny! So we went to the Topolla theater and saw that there was a MEGA HOT PORN STAR there! We went inside and there was a guy there!
"May I have your ticket please?" He demanded xianly.
"No," I said wisely.
"You punk! I'll have to call security on your asses!" He shouted. "Plus, you're obviously underage!"
"Fuck you, I'm fifteen, so what?" I said wisely.
"I'll have to call security if you don't leave," he crudely adjusted. Suddenly, Venus walked into the room wearing lingerie!
"Hey, what's going on here?" Venus asked sexually.
"These underage kids want to see your strip show," he replied cruelly.
"Okay!" she interjected. "I'd love to show you my body!"
"WHAT?" The ticket guy asked. "But they're underage and that's illegal!"
"Only a republican would think that's illegal!" Venus replied angrily. "Fuck the law! The law is for conservatives! Us good, hard-working liberals don't need republican law! The world will work just fine without Christians!"
My dick got so hard when she said she hated republicans and Christians. She NOTCIED.
"Ooh, you're sooo hard!" She moaned, feeling my dick. "Hey, how about you stay after the show."
I gasped!
We went inside and sat down at our seat. Venus was on stage, stripping her clothes off and revealing her hot sexy boobs! She was pole dancing and making it wet with her pussy juice!
We were sitting at a table and suddenly, a waitress walked by! The waitresses were all horny and had huge boobs, even bigger than the girls at Hooters! (damn, I love that place! Huge boobs and great food! :D)
She looked at Paula, Jeff, and I (because mistress Belch was obviously an adult) and said, "Hey, are you kids old enough to watch this?"
"Fuck you!" I shouted. "You can watch porn at any age! Sex is a natural part of life!"
She called for security! "SECURITY! UNDERAGE KIDS ARE WATCHING THE STRIP SHOW!111" She shouted menacingly.
Suddenly, the music stopped and the lights went back on. The security guards came.
"What's up?" the security guards asked. "What's going on?"
"These kids are UNDERAGE!11!" She cried.
"So?" The cop replied. "Underage kids watch porn all the time at home. Why should it be any different here?"
So the guards arrested the lady since she was causing a disturbance (which is actually illegal BTW, I looked it up.)
After the show, Venus invited me into her dressing room. She had huge tits and was skinny enough to look anorexic but wasn't because that's a disease and would look really creepy on a real woman (I looked that up too!)
She sat down beside me and put on a porn movie. It was awesome and there was TONS of sex and blood and guts and gore. Also there were huge penises, which I like.
"So, I hear you're an antichristian too," Venus whispered hornily.
"Yep!" I said naughtily. "I hear you're a democrat and a liberal!"
"Totally!" she roared hotly. "Christians are a nuisance. They don't even believe in the theory of evolution, despite the numerous repeated scientific evidences said by reputed scientists!"
"OMG Yeah!" I shouted. "And republicans only want the death of the American people. They voted to raise taxes so often, even though it's crippling our economy!"
"Oh my god you're making me SOO horny!" she whispered. She took my hands and moved them to her breasts. She let me feel them and they were as big as my head! I had never seen such big titties on a woman!
"Angus, please bone me," she muttered hornily.
"Okay! :D" I yelled, ripping her panties off and ramming my iron dick into her. She moaned and screamed in pleasure and made me want to cum inside her but I didn't immediately. Instead, I had sex with her for at least an hour before I came in her pussy, ass, mouth, and on her tits!
"AAAAAAAA" she screamed in pure, unending pleasure. "Yes! Angus! Good little boy! Let me be your slave! I'll serve you forever and ever!"
"Good girl!" I shouted! So we exited the theater, with Venus joining our team! Now, there was Ness, Paula, Jeff, Mistress Belch, and Venus.
