Smashing Parodies

The Smash SpongeBob Movie Part 7


"Hooray! We made it!" Pit and Kirby cheered and Mario danced happily with them.

"My crown! My beautiful crown!" Master Hand exclaimed as he grabbed his crown.

"Pit? Kirby? I knew you could do it!" Rosalina rushed inside and hugged them.

Mewtwo then started clapping slowly. "Oh, yes. Well done, Pitty Pat."

"Sorry to rain on your parade, Mewtwo."

"Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella!"

"Umbrella?" Pit, Kirby, and Rosalina asked as Mewtwo pulled a cord and a door in the ceiling opened up and a giant helmet landed on Master Hand.

"Master Hand, no!" Rosalina gasped.

"Master Hand, yes!" Mewtwo pulled out a remote and pressed a button, causing an antenna to appear from the helmet, turning Master Hand into a slave. Pit, Kirby, and Rosalina screamed as the slaves burst in through the windows and surrounded them and Master Hand prepared his finger.

"Pit, what happened?" Kirby asked.

"Mewtwo cheated."

"Cheated? Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?"

"Because you cheated?"

"No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!" Mewtwo laughed, and the slaves laughed with him.

"I guess you're right, Mewtwo. I am just a kid."

"Of course I'm right. Okay Master Hand, time to kill."

"And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are."

"That's right. Okay, Master Hand..."

"And no amount of goddess magic..." Pit turned to Rosalina, who looked down sadly. "Or managerial promotion..." He then turned to the frozen Mario. "Or some other third thing...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: a kid."

"That's great. Now, get back against the wall."

"But that's okay."

"What? What's going on?"

"Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Subspace, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Falcon, and I brought the crown back!"

"Alright, we get the point."

"So yeah, I'm a kid, and I'm also a goofball, and a wing nut, and a Knucklehead McSpazatron!" A spotlight shone on Pit and smoke surrounded him.

"What's going on here?"

"But most of all, I'm..."

"Okay, settle down. Take it easy."

"I'm...I'm..."

"What the scallop?!" Pit suddenly burst into song, causing Mewtwo to crash into the wall.

I'm a Goofy Goober (Rock!) You're a Goofy Goober (Rock!)

We're all Goofy Goobers (Rock!) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober

Put your toys away

Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to play, I say no way (No!) No, no freaking way

I'm a kid, you say, when you say I'm a kid I say, say it again and then I say thanks (Thanks!) Thank you very much

So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free

I'm a Goofy Goober (Rock!)

Mewtwo recovered from being flung into the wall. "What's happening?" He then saw Pit dancing. "His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control. Seize him!"

The slaves surrounded Pit, and a few seconds later, he burst out in a wizard outfit playing an electric guitar. He then rose up to the ceiling and the lights on the guitar lit up and a laser shot out and destroyed someone's helmet.

"I'm free. I've been freed!"

"What?" Pit continued to zap the helmets off the slaves with his guitar. "His chops are too righteous! The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll! Mother Brain, do something!" Mewtwo looked to see Mother Brain surfing through the crowd. "Alright, that's the last straw! Master Hand, I command you to..." Pit zapped Master Hand's helmet off and Rosalina handed him his crown.

"Here you go, Master Hand."

"I better get outta here." Mewtwo ran towards the door, but then a crowd burst in.

"Look, it's the wizard who saved us!"

"Out of my way, fools." The crowd then ran inside, trampling over Mewtwo as they did.


"Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments? Wasn't that hilarious, everybody?" Two police officers pushed Mewtwo into their car and they drove away. "I will destroy all of you!"

"Well Rosalina, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these creatures proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the world one day. Now, let's go home." Master Hand was about to leave but Rosalina stopped him.

"Master Hand, haven't you forgotten something?"

"What? Oh, yeah. Mario, I forgot to unfreeze you." Master Hand then proceeded to unfreeze Mario. "Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Mario. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic young lad. Where is he, anyway?"

"I'm up here." Master Hand and Mario looked up to see Pit hanging from the ceiling on ropes.

"I'm on it." Kirby went over and got Pit down.

"Go to him now, Mario. Embrace him."

"Pit, my boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. That's a mistake I won't make again."

"Oh, Mr. Mario, you old soft-serve." Pit blushed in flattery and they hugged.

"And now, Pit, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Dark Pit! Front and center, please." Dark Pit then came over. "I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager button."

"I couldn't agree more, sir."

"Hooray for Pit!" Everyone cheered.

"Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it."

"I think I know what it is." Dark Pit took the tag off his shirt. "After going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along."

"Are you crazy? I was just gonna say that your fly is down! Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!" Pit grabbed the tag from Dark Pit and jumped in the air in excitement.

The End

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