Puck loves kids. He always has. And he's great with them too.

He used to love taking care of his sister. He pretended she drove him bananas and that he hated all the times that he had to look after her because his mom was working the night shift, but it was all an act.

So now that everyone in the group of people that he and Rachel hang with have gotten hitched and have started spawning (some sooner than others), they're like the go-to babysitters.

They'll take kids for the afternoon or the weekend or look after them at group events. Any time someone needs a break from their kids, Puck is there. He's like a babysitting superhero. He should get a cape.

And kids fall into two categories. They're either all cute and cuddly or they're totally badass (in a completely innocent way) and funny.

Like Sam and Quinn's kid, Stacey. She's all blonde curls and blue eyes. And since the day she was born she's wanted to be held. She just curls up in your lap and it makes your heart melt a little.

And Mike and Tina's kid, who seriously never says a word, but last week performed at a piano recital in a top hat and tails. Show him someone who doesn't think a five year old in a top hat and tails isn't the cutest thing in the whole world and he'll show you someone who's dead inside.

Then there's Kurt and his husband, Lucas. They have this totally badass little girl. He and Rachel took her one Saturday so Kurt and Lucas could shop for Kelly's birthday. They spent the day at the park and then took Kelly home. When they got to the building, they step into the elevator with a guy in the ugliest pair of yellow plaid pants he's ever seen.

Apparently, Kelly thinks so too, 'cause she just opens up her mouth and says in her high pitched voice, "Mister, those are the ugliest pants I've ever seen." Rachel gets all embarrassed and makes all sorts of "kids say the darndest things" apologies. Puck just laughs and gives Kelly a high five and a kiss on the cheek.

Finn and Santana have two kids. Lola's five and Alex is three. He and Rachel have them for the weekend and they take them to the toy store. They're standing in the middle of the bike aisle and Rachel and Lola are talking about the streamers on a bike. He's got Alex's pudgy little hand in his and they're looking at trikes.

All of a sudden Alex groans and says, "Oh, no! My penis is growing."

Lola's halfway down the aisle and can't hear him properly, "What did you say?"

Alex sighs, like it's the biggest hardship in the world to have to repeat himself and says really loudly, "I said, Oh, no! My penis is growing."

Lola and Rachel both look equally horrified and disgusted. Puck just laughs while Rachel explains that we don't talk about our private parts in public.

When Finn and Santana pick the kids up, Puck tells Finn he might want to start talking to Alex about running over mailmen.

And now that they're gonna be having a kid of their own, Puck's getting in all the practice he can with babies.

So when they head home for the holidays and his mom's famous holiday open house, he totally zeroes in on his nephew.

His mom has hosted this holiday open house every year since his dad walked out. It was her way of celebrating the fact that they had made it through the year without him. Over the years it's become the hot ticket party in town. His mom makes awesome food and it's a really great time.

Plus this party has a huge success rate when it comes to matchmaking. Every major hook-up, engagement, birth announcement (probably some conceptions too), or first meeting has happened at this party. He's not gonna name them all, but he and Rachel totally got together at this party.

Anyway, a couple years ago a new doctor from his mom's ward got invited to the party. His sister took a total shine to the dude (he's Irish, chicks love an accent). Now she and O'Dreamy (Rachel's nickname for him, but it kinda stuck and what the hell is an Irish doctor doing in Lima?) are married and they've got Liam, who Puck thinks is hilarious.

He seriously loves this kid. He loves all kids, but Liam's his nephew. The kid's so chubby, it's awesome. His thighs are like all chub and they've got these cute little rolls and creases at the knees. And when he smiles, and he does all the time 'cause he's a happy kid, his cheeks just puff up and like eclipse his eyes. Kid's a total tubbo, but he and Sarah were both fat babies and they both look awesome now, so between the Puckerone and the O'Dreamy (dude's built) genes, Liam's gonna be a total stud. Besides there's nothing cool about a skinny baby.

And the boy eats like a champ. Seriously, that kid could eat for England. But he's totally lazy. Like, he'll sit there with his fat little arms hanging over the side of the high chair and you offer him a cookie and he just leans forward and opens his mouth. Like you're gonna sit there and feed him a cookie while he just sits there.

Anyway, he grabs Liam the minute his sister shows up.

They spend most of the night in the kitchen. Liam toddles around for a bit and then starts squawking and trying to get grabby with the food. So he plops him in the high chair and feeds him some of the food that Sarah brought for him, then starts sneaking him some of the goodies.

He and Finn are talking about Alex's latest adventure and he's watching Liam out of the corner of his eye. He's not entirely sure how it happens but suddenly Liam's got a lemon wedge in his pudgy hand. Puck makes a move for it just as Liam shoves it in his mouth.

The kid's face puckers up something fierce and Puck grabs the wedge from him. Liam's eyes are screwed up, his lips are just this tiny tight pucker between his massively fat cheeks. Puck and Finn laugh and Liam's eyes open. And then his mouth opens and his head moves forward. That's Liam for "more".

He and Finn spend the next half hour feeding Liam lemons. They have a huge crowd watching, even Sarah and his mom think it's hilarious.

The crowd thins pretty quickly when Rachel shows up. She immediately "rescues" Liam from his "evil" Uncle Noah. She keeps going on about how awful it is to treat a poor baby that way. She's been all emotional and fierce since she got pregnant.

He just can't wait until he's got his own kid to amuse him.