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Thank you's today go to Yuki-chan for her request. The story today is the Greek myth where the Olympians try to revolt against Zeus. The characters are as follows: America as Zeus, Vietnam as Hera, France as Aphrodite, Russia as Hades, and Japan as Poseidon.
Hope you like it!
Revolting against America
America had everything going for him. He was the leader over everything, had a lovely young wife called Vietnam, and anything he would ever want. Being a young leader, however, he tended to act impulsively and unwisely; believing that whatever idea he had would fix everything. Due to this, he tended to blow off the other nations ideas and treated them more as side-kicks.
As this continued, the other nations began to tire of America's attitude with many of them thinking of rebelling against him. And so with Vietnam, Japan and France and the other nations quietly crept up to the oblivious leader. They all then sprang into action and after a struggle tied America to his large throne. They then took away America's hamburgers; making him both helpless and stopping him from feeding his bottomless stomach.
The nations then began their bickering between who the next leader should be, which lasted for a long time. As they bickered, they paid no attention to the imprisoned America. A fellow nation who looked almost exactly like America noticed him however, freed him and gave him his hamburgers back.
Newly freed and no longer hungry, America stormed into the room the others were in and forced them into submission. With the uprising squashed, it was now time for America to punish them. He did so with a variety going from extremely light for those forced into helping, to harsher.
America first condemned Japan to labor under a human king for several years and to promise never to conspire against him again. Japan accepted this, believing that his punishment could certainly be worse. For France, America simply let him go with a warning, believing that it would be too difficult to think of a punishment that would not make him happy or aroused.
The harshest punishment he gave to Vietnam, seeing her as the main ringleader. For four days he hung her from the sky with two heavy anvils tied to her feet. There she hung, with no one to help her for fear of her still enraged husband.
At last however he moans of pain and sorrow got to him and after she promised to respect and obey her, he let her go. America still loved his wife, even after this, and Vietnam loved her husband; even if he had affairs during their marriage. Even so, she always kept her promise after what happened.
So what do you think? If you want me to do a parody of a certain myth/fairy/folk tale or a parody with certain characters please tell me so in a review.
