"Dear Comrade, it's May 28, 2018. Your party went well- you were so surprised! However, what didn't go well was my confession.

"Actually, I didn't confess. Instead, you decided to make a wonderful little announcement. You and Tasha were going out. It made my day.

"So, after bawling for about four hours, I decided to suck it up and be happy for you guys. After all, Tasha's had a crush on you since God knows when, and it's good that you can make her happy.

"But still, really, Tasha? What the hell do you see in her? She's so skinny, she might as well be anorexic, and she has that ugly scar on her cheek.

"Actually, fine. Her scar is wicked cool. I mean, it looks epic. It makes her look tough. Which she is. I mean, she fought off a rapist when she was fourteen, which gave her the scar, but still. And now she's a martial arts instructor and everything.

"But still. You slept with me when I was eighteen! You took my virginity after graduation! We've been friends forever! So what happened? I know we lost contact, but shouldn't our connection be stronger? Shouldn't we be closer?

"So why don't you want me anymore?"