Er... I'm weird?

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts is in no way mine and neither's anything I happen to reference.


Bad References

It had started off like a normal conversation.

Xigbar had smirked as Roxas's face turned first into a bright scarlet color then to a pale parchment and the bastard had been snickering as the younger Nobody immediately opened his mouth to protest. 'Nah, nah, nah! This place is so damn boring, we need some damn excitement! Romance is exciting, you make your move on 'er!' Or so Xigbar had said.

Make a move on her, a lot easier said than done in the little Nobody's opinion. Xigbar was a ladies man, somehow getting older women falling for him left and right despite the obvious handicap he had in the shape of a missing eye and many scars. He was a verified badass and villain, nothing like the heroic golden boy that Roxas was. But he had wanted excitement, so Roxas had to provide it for his superior officer in the Organization.

He just wished that Xigbar hadn't had the brilliant idea to get him stupidly drunk to do it.

And now it came down to this. Taking another swig out of the flask that Xigbar had handed him, Roxas stumbles down the halls of Castle Oblivion, trying his best not to fall over. Liquid courage, he said. It'd help him get the girl, he said. Roxas, despite how little he could see from the sheer potency of the booze in his system, could tell that he reeked like alcohol. And shame. Pure utter shame that he needed alcohol to tell a girl that he wanted to make them the official pairing of the series.

As he muses to himself about the benefit of destroying all the alcohol in the entire solar system, a quiet, angelic voice speaks to him. "Roxas?" Naminé asks softly, staring at him from underneath those pretty and delicate eyelashes of hers. She closes her sketchbook and gets up from her seat. "What are you doing here?" She asks curiously, eying him with surprise.

Roxas blinks once and opens his mouth. He knows that he has one shot. Just one shot. He just has to be romantic. Like in the movie with the ship everyone saw for Movie Night in the Castle. He has to be as romantic as physically possible for a Nobody and dammit, he has to say something soon before he throws up! Without even saying a word, he collapses onto his knees and grabs her waist, saying the very first thing that popped into his drunken head.

"Naminé, I want you to draw me like a French girl!"