Chapter 28- The Agony of Mathias Kohler

Miyu

Norway just slamed the door on him. He went to Den, who was hiding in the kitchen.

"Anko, there's a package of licorice in the front. Would you mind and fetch it for me?"

"Licorice! Oh boy, let take it!" Den forgot about his horror and ran to the door.

"Li-co-rice~!" Den unlocked the door only to be opened immediately by rather innocent-looking Ciel. Good thing a door chain separated them.

"Denmark-san, I brought you some licorice. Would you try some?"

"Um, Norge already made some for me, so ..."

"LIAR!" Ciel snapped and started to jerk door chain.

"NORU-KUN! HELP ME!" Den screamed.

It wasn't everyday you saw the self-proclaimed King of Scandinavia scared out of his guts. Norge decided to relax and savour this torment.

"Open the doooor now,"

"GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY!"

By that time, Den had lost what's left of his sanity and began to slammed the door over and over.

Norge was amused. He took out a notebook and pen and began to write: The Agony of Mathias Kohler, a tragedy. It later became a best selling novel in Norway.


"Now to the Renai Circulation!" Hunagry held up a skimpy one-piece bathing suit.

Chizu fainted on Japan's netbook.

"This is my last resort," Japan aimed a butter knife at his stomach only to be slapped be Prussia.

"Japan! Get a hold of yourself! You can't commit suicide in girl's bedroom! Here, take this."

Prussia handed him his mac. Japan cried.

"Can I marry you?"


S-C

Denmark looked at the damaged Ciel, who was now unconcious. "N-Norge...? Wh-what do I do with Ciel...?"
Norway, working on the sequel, looked up. "Huh?"
The box of licorice, now out of Ciel's grasp, was now in Denmark's...
Denmark slowly opened the lid. There was store bought licorice from the store nextto the ice cream parlor. He ate one. "Oh crap... Why did I kill him?"
"But he's not dea-"
"SHUTUP NORGE. I'M HAVING A MOMENT."
And than Norge shut up.
Denmark ate more of the licorice, that wasn't poisoned. Suprisingly.

"W-why not in the Yamato Nadeshiko cosplay?"
"Because, Chizu-chan. I said so."
"F-f-fuwa fuwaru, fuwa fuwari..."
Hungary fainted with a squee.
Prussia looked at Japan. "I'm sorry, but I'm too awesome for you."
Japan, ignoring Prussia, went straight for the new Macbook.
Prussia pouted. "I would rather pick a PC.


Miyu

"These licorice are good," Den kept eating, practically ignoring the somewhat dead Ciel lying on the floor.

"What are you gonna do with the boy?" Norge asked.

"What boy?" Den looked to his left to see a f*cked lookin Ciel.

"OHMIGOSH, there's a dead dude next to me!"

"Baka," Norge faced palmed and continued his writing.

"What do I do? Cremate him? Dump him in the rivers? Or should I test out my new sports car on him?" Den thought, thinking about running over Ciel with his new Zenvo. He liked that idea and proceeded to pick him up only to be choked by the now reawakened Ciel.

"Norge, it's a zombeh! I repeat, it's a zombeh!"

"Heh, America gave me a movie deal. Wicked."


"Excuse me, do you have anything against Macs?" Japan hugged the Mac.

"Dude, chill. I'm just sayin that PCs are more awesome," Prussia gave defensive look.

"Don't worry Macie, you're way hotter than a PC. And I mean it seriously," Japan touched RAM.

"Who puts a damn apple on a computer? And are you seducing it?" Prussia was mortified.

"Nani?" Japan started to lick the screen.

"Yeah... have fun, but you might want to go to another room," Prussia went back to see Chizu's little cosplay concert, who was now dressed up as Hatsune Miku.