OwlCookies: halo! This is another crossovery chapters. Don't complain. Just shut up. Or ill make u do tht for u T.T

Neiyo: ohhh harsh

OwlCookies: not rly, I was just chatting on gmail and it was boring cuz this guy broke up with his girlfriend and started crying about it

Neiyo: mhmm…

Arc V: Welcome to Destruction Paradise

Shanons POV

They came at midnight. When i say midnight, i seriously meant it... It was 11:59 and i was asleep. Dreaming in fact. But noooo... they just HAD to come a minute after that. I mean seriously, chill. Not. Cool.

Her brown curls slightly touched my face as she crouched down and put a hand on my cheek. She smiled innocently. The smile that I had been so accustomed to that even I began using that smile.

"Shanon..." she began.

I looked up at her with my tear streaked face. "Mommy," I murmured sadly.

"It's ok to be sad and lonely," she told me running her fingers through my hair. "Not everyone can always be happy. But you," mom pointed at my heart, "will always be happy in here because I know and you know that we both know that we will always have each other no matter how far apart we are."

Desperatly, i grabbed a hold of her hand. "But I don't want you to go mommy!" I whined.

"Shanon, one of these days you'll understand. But do you want to know a secret?" she asked me grinning mischeviously.

Forgetting everything, my sad face turned into a wide grin. "Yes!" I gasped excitedly.

She opened her mouth to speak but I felt my psyical body being roughly grabbed and hauled onto a shoulder. That dream was ruined. Shattered. It was a memory that I had forgotten when I had "amnesia." That's what the doctors call it, but I knew the real truth. Alchemy accident. The Gate. The Truth. My previous memories... Now I would never know what the secret was 1) because of my "amnesia" and 2) because I got rudely woken up.

"Nnnhhh... Huh...?" I sleepily asked. Then I realized that I was on someones shoulder. My eyes opened wide in terror. Looking up, I knew I was no longer in Death City. Nowhere near it in fact. To solve that problem, I did what I always do. Scream, "RRRRAAAPPPPEEEE!" Abruptly, my kidnappers stopped and tried clamping my mouth shut. I struggled. "WADYA WANT WITH ME HUH PUNK? KIDNAPPER! LET GO OF ME YOU ASSHOLE! DAMN IT! YOU BETTER LET GO OF ME BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASSES TO THE NEXT DOOR TO HELL! LET GO OF ME BASTARDS!" Despite all my struggling and screaming, they somehow tranquilized me and I started feeling all woozy. "Damn it..." I muttered. Then, everything went black.

I woke up in a darkly lit room, bound to a stupid chair. "LET ME GO DAMN IT!" I screeched angrily. While screaming in rage, Ii heard footsteps walking towards me. It was... I dunno. He was kinda blury. Either that, or I just needed glasses.

"Who are you?" I growled.

The person chuckled and stepped closer to me until I could see him more clearly. He had long black hair and was wearing a white tux. "You don't need to know me, but I know you. My plans involve you child and to fulfill them, I need to send you back home. Performing human transmutation was completely out of question to send you back to the other side of the gate, but then I realized..." he licked his lip.

Damn it I hated it when bad guys did that. "...the little... mishap, on your back..."

I glowered at him. "What do you mean...?"

White tux guy chuckled some more. "Isn't that the gate itself? Tattooed on your back?"

That was it. My heart skipped a beat and my eyes shot completely open horrified. He was an alchemist, one smart enough to know about the gate and how it looked like. "W-What do you want w-with me?" I asked hesitantly.

He touched my neck right under my chin all snake-like and evilly grinned. "That is for me to know, and for you to find out child. And for your information, don't go crying to your little mommy and daddy because I killed them."

Rage pulsed through my body. HE was the one who killed them. HE did it. HE killed my parents! I struggled angrily to get the stupid ropes off of me but it was no use. I could only glare at him and fantasize my fist socking his mother fucking face. "Damn you..." I growled. "You heartless bastard."

"But enough of all this chit chat, let's get on to why you're here in the first place," evil tux guy chuckled.

He crouched down and I realized that I was in the middle of a huge transmutation circle.

"NO!" I screeched in complete horror.

Completely ignoring that, evil tux dude placed his hands on the transmutation circle and almost immediately blue light enveloped everything. I screamed but everything turned to white and I found myself facing the Truth.

"Remember me?" Truth smirked.

I growled and slowly backed away.

"What should your toll be this time?" It asked.

"Aren't you going to interrogate evil tux dude first?" I asked.

"No no," truth chuckled. "He didn't come through. Only you did."

I sighed. "If you're going to take a toll from me, just do it."

Truth grinned and the next thing I knew, I was waking up in front of

the gates of central HQ. Looking up, I scowled. Why did he send me here? And as if to answer my question, someone roughly jerked my arm. I spun around. "Malice!" I gasped horrified.

She began dragging me away but I struggled.

"LET GO DAMN IT! GO KIDNAP SOME OTHER LOSER! TAKE JUSTIN BEIBER FOR ALL I CARE! I DIDN'T EVEN GO TO SLEEP YET! YOU BETTER LET GO OR IM GOING TO SCREAM RAPE SO LOUD EVEN DRACHMA, CRETA, AEURGO, AND XING WILL HEAR ME!" I screamed.

Yet I still found myself being dragged away with a hand being clamped over my mouth.

"Shut up! Damn it! How is Kimblee going to wreak havoc in the real world while I have to deal with this brat who almost killed Acedia?"

"RRRRRAAAAPPPPPEEEEE!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

This triggered it. Armed military forces marched up to us and pointed their guns at malice.

I snorted. "Told you." Then I faced the officers. "She's a homunculus in case you were wondering."

One of the military dudes perked up. "Its Hawkeye's niece!" I saw it was the Havoc dude.

I wanted to laugh. They still believed that?

Growling, malice let go if me and used her magical transportation powers and disappeared. I snorted. What a loser.

And once again for the third tine today, I was dragged somewhere. This somewhere was to mom and dad since Havoc said I was related to mom. Hah. No joke there.

I got dragged inside and dropped. Standing up, I huffed. "Thanks but I can walk thank you very much!"

"Shanon?" Mom exclaimed.

I turned around. "Hi m...auntie!"

But then I saw her finger and mischievously gasped and grinned. "You and dad finally got a real wedding!" I squealed.

Mom and dad sweat dropped and my face turned red. "Oops, too much information?"

They both nodded.

"No use in hiding any more is there?" Dad asked.

"No sir," mom sighed.

"Wait... what?" The Fuery guy asked.

Mom placed her hand on my shoulder. "This is my daughter."

I giggled at everyone's reaction.

"YOU AND MUSTANG HAD A KID?" the four other guys screamed in disbelief in unison.

Awkwardly, I started scratching my back. It was then I realized what the toll was. The Truth, had taken the only thing that could get me back to Death City. Suddenly, I flushed. I ran out of there as fast as I can screaming, "DAMN IT!"

I ran outside to find Malice still there so of course as you probably guessed, I jumped on top of her and socked her face. "Damn it! Did you PLAN this?" I growled angrily.

Roughly, she shoved my off and I fell on my back painfully. She hissed in annoyance. "What are you talking about?"

Sitting up, I death glared her. "The Gate. Weird tux dude. knew about it. Did you somehow convince Truth to take it away from me?"

"Whatever Kimblee has planned, is not part of my own. My mission was to simply take you to his lair. But now you're here, might as well continue with that." Malice looked back at me and gave me a smug smirk.

I guess she was prepared this time because she duct tapped my mouth. Then, she dragged me away. You could probably tell by now that I was screwed.

That whole time I was swearing mentally. 1) because I walked into a trap and 2) because I was swearing. T.T I wasn't paying attention to anything, so being tossed into a cell was the only thing I remembered. Malice didn't even TRY to take the duct tape off my mouth! Well, then, I was left alone in darkness.

Sighing, I waited for some form of escape but nothing came to mind. I just waited there. In the dark. All alone. With stupid duct tape on my mouth whose close I didn't even know!

"And I'm waiting… Waiting…" I don't know how long I waited, but FINALLY someone came!

"Here's your food brat." The door opened and brought some light in. Squinting, I saw it was Acedia. She tossed the tray in my direction and turned around to leave until I stopped her.

"MMMAIT!" I attempted to call to her. "Ake ahh uct ape mmff mmm mmmth!"

The me-like homunculus turned to me and painfully tore the duct take off my mouth.

"OOOUUCHHH!" I screamed rubbing my mouth. "Anyway, since you've already captured me, tell me what the heck do you want with me?"

Acedia stiffened and looked down slightly drawing on the ground with her finger. The she slightly looked up. "Get comfortable…" she said. "This story might take awhile…"

FLASHBACK XP

"Never thought it would happen."

"Wow…"

"I can't believe it!"

"Holy mother-"

"Hah…. Maybe her body didn't like being short and then shut down."

"Tim! That's not nice!"

I had died. I didn't know how. But I knew it was a murderer. I even think the murderer was the one who resurrected me.

"Wh-Wha? Where am I?"

I found myself alone. No one could see me. I was like a ghost. To be honest, I couldn't even remember who I was.

"Chelsea. That is no longer you. You are Acedia."

It was him. Kimblee that bastard. He turned my best friend, April, and I into homunculus.' I never even knew it was real.

"April!"

"Chelsea?"

"My name is Acedia…"

"Well mine's Malice!"

Kimblee found us together and told us of his plans. We didn't agree but once he threatened out families. It was our only choice.

"Why?"

Just like you, we had asked him, 'why.' He never answered. But what was his plan exactly? Complete chaos.

"You two have been chosen to help me in my cause. I want to destroy your world. A world you have shunned. Acedia. You look like the girl I am targeting. I don't want her dead. Just in pain. Find her and take her into my custody. I'll deal with her parents. Malice. You look like her friend. Destroy all those close to the girl. Then I shall come and destroy every last human."

We fought you but you defeated us. But it made me wonder, why you?

"The girl has gone through the gate. She has knowledge on her side."

That wasn't all. I knew that for sure. But somehow, I think I know the real answer. You are my other version. We're bound to have things in common.

"The odds are against you. Why the heck aren't you freaking out?"

"Cuz…"

"Cuz what?"

"Cuz I can feel hope and courage pulsing through me. Making me feel stronger."

That's why he wanted to rid of you from your friends. You can lead them into battle with your hope and courage glowing brightly. It'll never die out. Remember that…

END OF FLASHBACK :P

I blinked. Wow. Fail. "I don't think there's anything to worry about," I calmly said.

Acedia starred at me confused. "What makes you say that?"

I pumped my fist into the air. "Cuz somehow, I'm going to get back to Death City! I don't know how, but I will! Do you have any ideas that doesn't involve making me lose organs, limbs, or anything else?"

She shrugged.

"Well. WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT!"

"What?"

"Shouldn't my… er… the military have found out I'm… missing… by now?" I asked, sweat dropping.

XXX

"Sorry to ask Sir, but, what just happened?" Veto Falman asked.

Roy Mustang looked out the window. "I don't know but she disappeared."

"Isn't she… usually like that?" Jean Havoc asked.

"No. Only when she's in a hurry," Riza Hawkeye shrugged.

"Then… where did she go?" Kain Fuery asked.

Groaning, Mustang grabbed his coat. "I'll find her."

"But Fuhrer sir," Havoc called after him. "Shouldn't you be a bit more careful being out alone?"

He chuckled. "Men, you should know that I am fully capable of taken care of myself."

"Likewise sir," Hawkeye remarked.

His subordinates(besides Hawkeye and Fuery) began cracking up.