Here it is people! 29! Finally I got myself to writing again after a weekend of being awaaayyy!

Watched Haunted Forest...man was that a disappointing film..

Anywho, read and enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! If I did, it wouldn't make any sense!


Shurikens flew around the sky, clashing with the sound of thunder. Many trees fell prey to their battle. Those that did not fall down, were shattered to pieces. If their ever were any rabbits, they would all have been slaughtered, shred to pieces, all of their blood drained out and their hearts mixed with their brains.

Joma stood with his back against the only tree standing in the area. He watched in despair as Dave struck down almost every tree in the forest with his scythe. "This...is the most horrifying thing...I have ever seen..."

"Damn you!" Dave shouted at his stationary foe. "Why do you keep avoiding my attacks!? You freaking coward!"

The Suna jounin sighed. "I didn't!" He shouted at Dave. "I haven't moved since we got here!"

"Shut up!" He yelled in response. "I don't need your excuses! I need results!"

It was quiet, neither of them spoke and there wasn't a tree, rock, rabbit, squirrel and a fox left to destroy.

"What the hell...you're even weirder than I am!" Joma shouted.

"I am not weird! I am just...misunderstood!" He excused himself.

"Yeah...right."

"No! Really! I am misunderstood!"

"Did you just deny it..."

"Yes—I mean no! I mean...Shut up!"


"Man..." Dionysios said at the sight in front of him. "...that is really gross."

Orochimaru was done crawling out of his old body, and now stood straight up facing Dionysios. "Kukukukuku" He started again. "Dionysios...I will not be defeated that easily."

"Ohh bummer..." Dionysios looked around bored. "I was actually hoping I could make it to the all-alchohol-free-barbecue/bar night."

"Good good." Orochimaru nodded. "You are finally giving up on drinking."

"What? No! I meant free as in free of charge!" He said with a victorious smile.

"What...a weirdo..." Orochimaru sighed.


"So...are you going to do anything besides miss me?" Joma said, standing next to a giant crater.

"Fuck!" Dave yelled in rage. "Why do you keep dodging like a coward!?"

"I don't--"

"Shut up! God!" He stamped the ground, then looked at the sky. "Man, I'm leaving this is no fun..."

And with those words, he disappeared.

"Hmmm... He didn't jump...He just vanished..."


Drazen walked through the same corridors again. "I'm going to kill Dave when I see him..." He took another left, and stood in front of a wooden door. He put his hand on the opposite side of the doorknob, and pushed the door open. He was standing in their living/dining/training room. There were 4 (black) couches in the left corner, with a small (black see-through) table. In the right corner was the (black) kitchen, and in the centre was a large carpet: the training part of the room. His leader was sitting on one of the couches with his feet on the table.

"Mornin'" Dave mumbled.

"Dave..." Drazen suddenly stood in front of Dave, but he didn't seem startled at all. "Tell me something..."

"Hmm?" Dave looked up to the Konoha ninja. "Wha?" He asked sleepingly.

Drazen sighed, but continued. "Why is there a girl in my bed?"

Dave looked confused, and tried to remember anything about a girl. "Girl? What girl? There has never been a girl in our hideout!"

"What about--"

"What about who?"

"Nevermind." Drazen sighed, remembering what an idiot his leader is. "But what is she doing in my bed?"

Dave did his best to remember. "Oh right, her! Yeah I remember!" He said excited. "She tried to kill me!"

Drazen looked at Dave with his face filled with disbelief. "She tried to kill you?"

Dave nodded, and Drazen sighed. "I can't believe that."

"But it's true!"

FLASHBACK ( I know how you people think about flashies: I'm sorry!)

It was two days earlier. Dave was making him self dinner (cookies, candy canes and orange juice) as a girl with long blue black hair snuck up on him. She slowly lifted the katana she held in her right hand, and pointed it to Dave.

"Uhm...uhmm..." She stuttered.

Dave turned around and looked at her with his mouth full of food. He waved at her, which startled her and made her blush. "Hiya! 'Sup?"

"Uhm...ehhh...Prepare to—ehh" She tried again, but she couldn't complete one sentence.

"Prepare to what?" Dave replied, as he swallowed the candy.

"Uhm...uhm...die..."

They both looked at each other, neither said anything. Dave's face looked like he had just seen a ghost, and the girl looked nervous and her face almost couldn't get any redder.

"Oh my god! I'm gonna die!" Dave suddenly shouted in real fear. "Ahh I got to do something!" He panicked, but came up with a plan. "Heaven Release: Eternal Sleep!" He touched her forehead, and she fell to the ground.

"Phew that was close..."

End of Flashback

Dave nodded. "Yes! She was really going to kill me!"

Drazen sighed and walked to the kitchen. "I don't believe you..."


That was it for chapter 29! I hope someone (like ehh...Twirling Sakura) recognized the ''Uhm...uhm...die'' part. Also thankies to her (Twirling Sakura) for all the reviews and fun talk. Go you!

Anyways, see you at 30 ;)