Author's Note:
Now it's the chapter we've all been waiting for, folks! The absolute part where things really get awesome! But first, time for a song! Sing along if you know the words!
Dogs like cheese, cows like monkeys, Planet Sheen is oh-so funky!
She-e-e-e-e-n (Sheen: Okay, I get the last part, but the first two lines, you're just off, bro)
Skateboards rock! Shoes like feetsies! You are watching Planet Sheensies!
She-e-e-e-e-n (Sheen: Okay, it's not called "Planet Sheensies)
Dance!
She-e-e-e-e-n
She-e-e-e-e-n (Doppy: You know what they say, Sheen; it ain't a par-tay until someone breaks a tongue! Check it!)
Sheen
Sheen: That's just creepy
Tuna noodle casserole
Sheen: Pomegrante stew
Stranded on a planet.
Sheen: Whatcha gonna do?
Change your name to Larry?
Rub bacon on the queen!
It all makes perfect sense on...
PLANET SHEEN!
SHEEN'S STAR LOG:
"Dear Grandma,
So it's been a couple of months since I've landed here on Zeenu, and I must admit that I really like being here. I've got a lot of adventures and some cool friends, plus I'm treated like a real hero. I love all my new friends here, especially Aseefa, she's one awesome and totally cool girl. Of course, Libby will always be my main chica and I hope to repair the rocket and see all of you again real soon. Anyways, I'd better go meet my friends, they seem to be waiting for me.
Love, Sheen"
Sheen finished writing in his star log and closed it. He walked downstairs and to the front yard, where Mr. Nesmith was fixing up Jimmy's rocket and Doppy was handing him some tools.
"Sheen, thank goodness you're here" said the chimp "I could really use your help"
"Sure Nesmith" said Sheen "What do you need help with?"
"I need some oil" Nesmith replied "I'm this close to repairing the rocket"
"Okay, where is it?" asked Sheen.
"Next to the tool box" said Nesmith.
Sheen handed Mr. Nemsith the bottle of oil and Nesmith started to oil the joints on the rocket.
"So, exactly how long is it going to take to get this rocket fixed?" asked Sheen "We've been stuck on this planet for months"
"I don't know" Nesmith replied "We don't have any heatium"
"What's that again?" asked Sheen.
"It's those things you used to cook hot dogs under your arms that one time and then lost in that other chimp's rocket" Nesmith explained "And so far, we haven't been able to find any more, being a rare substance and all"
"Oh" Sheen said "Can't you make heatium out of something else?"
"No" Nesmith shook his head and he used a screwdriver.
Just then, the trio heard some yodeling in the distance.
"Oh Aseefa's coming" Sheen smiled widely "How delightful"
"Yes Sheen" said Nesmith "I am aware of your little crush on Aseefa"
"What're you talking about, monkey?" Sheen asked sheepishly "I told you, there's no way I have a crush on Aseefa"
Just then, Aseefa's yodeling was getting closer to them.
"Oh my God!" Sheen jumped up excitedly "Aseefa's coming! I gotta stay cool! Gotta stay cool!"
Sheen licked his hand and pulled his hair back, which then went back to it's original state quickly. Just then, Aseefa came riding on Chock-Chock right to Sheen's house. She leaped right off of Sheen.
"Oh, hey Aseefa" Sheen grinned "How you doing?"
"Sheen, guess what? I just ran into something totally magtorian!" the alien warrior exclaimed "More Earthlings!"
"More Earthlings?" Sheen and Nesmith exclaimed.
"Yeah!" Aseefa nodded "They were over at Sector Five"
Just then, Goddard and the others (who were still on Chock-Chock's head) looked down and saw Sheen.
Libby was left speechless "SHEEN!"
Sheen was shocked "Hey, I know that voice...Libby?"
Just then, Libby, Goddard, Carl, Brittany and Nick came sliding down Chock-Chock's tail and ran up to see their old friend.
Sheen gasped "Guys?"
"SHEEN!" they all said in unison as they saw Sheen in the flesh.
"Oh my God!" Brittany squealed "You're okay!"
"Guys!" Sheen ran up to hug them "You're actually here, I can't believe this!"
"In the flesh, dude" Nick winked at Sheen.
"Nick!" Sheen hugged him tight "Oh how I've missed you and your well-groomed self!"
Then, Sheen ran over to Brittany and hugged her tightly as well.
"Brittany, oh how I've missed your pigtails" he said as he hugged her "I remember you throwing cream pies at me, Jimmy and Carl at the Candy Bar. Those were such great times!"
"Indeed, they were" said Brittany "And I can't wait to do it again when we get home"
Then, Sheen ran to Carl and hugged his head.
"Carl, old buddy! Oh how I've missed you!" Sheen said as he embraced Carl's head "I recall you talking about llamas and testing our Jimmy's inventions and then getting hurt because of! Speaking of Jimmy's inventions..."
Sheen ran over to Goddard and dropped Carl onto the floor.
"Ow, my scapula" Carl said as he rubbed his shoulders.
"Goddard, it's great to see you" Sheen hugged the robot dog "I knew you were loyal as any dog ever"
"Bark! Bark!" Goddard said as he licked Sheen's face.
Libby tapped Sheen's shoulder "Uh, Sheen...what am I? Chopped liver?"
"Libby! My Ultra Lady Queen! How I've long awaited this reunion!" Sheen said as he started kissing Libby's entire face, much to Aseefa's shock "My dear, sweet Libby! Oh how I've missed you so, so much"
"Sheen and I going to have a long talk before he leaves" she thought as her face turned into a glare.
"I never thought I'd say this, but it's great to see you again, Sheen" Nick said as he playfully punched Sheen in the arm.
"Ditto" Sheen rubbed his arm "Anyways, why don't you meet my friends?"
"Pleased to meet you" Doppy said as he slithered over to the Earth kids "My name is Doppy. That is spelled D-O-P-P-Tra la la la la la la-Y! The 'tra-la-la' is silent, but felt"
Carl and Doppy then looked at each other and noticed the uncanny resemblance.
"Boy, you're one good looking guy, Doppy" Carl said to the green slug-like alien.
"Thanks" said Doppy "You're not so bad yourself, alien"
Sheen then introduced Mr. Nesmith "And this is Mr. Nesmith, he crash landed here a few years ago"
"Oh my god!" Brittany cupped her cheeks "Sheen you've got a monkey! That is like so awesome!"
"Looks like your wish came true, buddy" said Carl.
"Pleased to meet you" the simian walked over to the kids "It's been a while since I saw another Earthling besides me or Sheen"
The kids all gasped at Nesmith's uncanny ability of human language.
"OH MY GOD!" Brittany exclaimed "You're a talking monkey! That is like so totally cool!"
"Actually, I'm a chimp" Nesmith corrected Brittany "Which means that I'm a sub-species of ape, not monkey"
"Huh?" Brittany raised an eyebrow.
"I'm an ape" said Mr. Nesmith.
"What're you talking about, dude?" asked Nick.
"He's saying that he's an ape" Libby explained "And I think he's serious about it"
"No, I'm sure he's a monkey" Sheen said "You see, a monkey is more common and astronaut's send monkeys into space, so he's probably a monkey"
"No! I'm an ape" Nesmith clarified.
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure he would know" Libby said.
"Wait here" Nesmith said as he ran into the house "I'll be right back"
Our heroes waited for them in awkward silence, then Nesmith came back with some drawings on a whiteboard; it was a drawing of a monkey on the left side and a chimp on the other.
"See?" he pointed to the drawings "That on the left is a monkey and that one the right is an ape! I am an ape!"
Everybody took a look at the differences on the whiteboard and finally noticed them.
"Ooohh" said Brittany "Cause you don't have a tail"
"That explains a lot" Carl remarked.
"Oh yeah, now I get it" said Sheen "You know Nesmith, I can't believe you never told me this before"
Nesmith sighed and rolled his eyes "Oy vey"
"So anyways, where were we?" asked Sheen.
"Taking you back to Earth?" Libby placed a hand on her hip.
"Oh yeah" Sheen said "Then let's get to it!"
Just then, Sheen noticed something about the group.
"Wait a minute..." he said as he looked at his Earth friends and tapping his cheek "There's something wrong with this picture, but I can't quite put my finger on it...something's missing...something...nope! Nothing at all! Come on guys, let's go"
Nick grabbed Sheen by the shoulder and shook him like a doll "It's Jimmy and Cindy you boneheaded dweeb! They're trapped in a cave and we need your help!"
"Well why didn't you just say so?" asked Sheen "Let's go save them! Where are they?"
"In some sort of cave far from here" Brittany replied.
"I found the others in Sector Five" said Aseefa "That must be where your friends must be"
"Then let's go" said Sheen "Come on everybody"
Everybody started walking to Sector Five, but Aseefa had other things on her mind. She always liked Sheen, but he never told her he was taken and Libby was thinking the same thing when she saw Sheen's blushing when he saw Aseefa. At that same time, Pinter was eavesdropping on the whole thing.
"Oh my" he said to himself "I must tell the master about this. He's going to be so delighted"
Author's Note:
Sheen was lost, but now he's been FOUND! He's been found by his friends and they've meet his Zeenuian friends, but this ain't over. Not by a long shot. There are still some loose holes to fill and you'll have to keep staying tuned to find out.
