IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I POSTED SOZ!!!!! COS OF THAT HAVE A FLASHBACK!
Watari forgot what was going on so he got his computer. It was like a supercomputer and it had a thousand screens and keyboards in every language and a webcam and a magic thingy that turned off automatically if anyone tried to see Watari watchin his naughty videos. They were british videos.
He went to flashback mode and it told him what happened because he had cameras everywhere even in Naomi's house cos that's where he got the naughty videos.
"PREVIOUSLY ON LIGHT AND DARK ~ THE ADVENTURES OFDARK YAGAMI" said the computer.
"So there was this creepy dude and he did some creepy stuff and Dark got cloned by Light to make his new clone Day who is good and also a dude. The creepy dude got a secret death note and dressed as a chick and killed Mat and went to the city and put some cats in trees and sexed with the desk lady and then L died."
"BUT WHO DID IT?"
"I DON'T BUGGERING KNOW THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU" watari screamed and punched the computer in the face and all the screens exploded.
MEANWHILE BACK WHERE THINGS WERE HAPPENING AT THE POLICE STATION IN THE CITY WHERE LIGHT AND DARK LIVED
"Who killed L?" asked Day poking his head.
"Perhaps the killer was… near (GETIT) " joked Light but noone laughed cos hes no good at jokes. "I HAT ETHAT GUY AND JUST WANT HIS DEATH TO BE NEAR."
"I am suspicious about creepy chick" Dark suspiced and pointed to the chick who was pretending to be a chick. "I have sexed with a lot of chicks and I no what chicks look lick naked"
Light was sad cos the only time he ever saw a girl naked he was blind cos Near had just Blind Noted him so he couldn't see her and that's why Light hated him. And also cos of the time Near tricked Light into death noting Tailer swift who was his favorite singer ever. (AN: TVTROPES said near"Near never does anything deserving of his kicking" which is a doushy thing to say tvtropes and I hope you read this cos Im fixing that now!)
"What does a chick look lick naked?" Light asked pretending he already new and it was a retorical question but it wasn't. "I already no but I want to make sure cos I could be wrong and I could of been looking at a duck instead"
"Female women normaly have two chests and Creepy Chick only has one" dark spoke pointing to the football in the creepy chicks top. "That is not right except maybe shes from Canader where these things happen. Creepy chick are you from canader?"
"Yes I am and I eat maple syrup sometimes which did this to me."
"You have my simpathy." Dark returned. "but that was a trick! Chicks from Canader have two chests lick every other dude! YOU ARE AN INPOSTER!"
(AN: GASP! THIS IS A TWIST GUYS!)
"NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!" roared the creepy dude tearing off his chest to show the football.
"YES-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S" roared Dark even louder and tearing off his shirt and his pants and his tie.
They looked at for each other for a minute. Then Dark shouted "Watari! Get the father detector!"
Watari came. He had a machine in his hands that looked like a bomb which scared people but it was actually just a father detector. He stuck the wires to the creepy dudes neck and eyes and butt and the machine went "bip bip bip bip biiiiip bip bip biiiiiiiiiip bip bip" and exploded and then a paper came out. Watari read the paper and shouted "THIS SCOUNDREL IS L QUEENF-CKING DAD!"
"Why the f-cking f-ck did you f-cking kill your f-cking son f-cking?" f-cking Soichiro spat in the guys face holding his head against his like they were going to make out but they weren't cos they were just trying to scare him instead.
Before the creepy dude could answer an asteroid hit him and he died.
L walked into the room holding a death note. "I guess we will never know why he tried to kill me" L lolled and closed the death note and scribbled out what he'd written so none could read it.
"L!" glomped Night all happy. "Your alive!"
"But then whos body is that?" asked Light pointin to the dead body of L which was still lying on the floor where it had been death noted and was starting to smell. He punched a vulture in the face to make it stop eating him.
"Its probably nobody" said L waving like a moron. "Now who wants pizza?!?!?!?"
Everyone liked pizza except for lights mom so they all went to pizza hut except lights mom who stayed to investigat the crime seen.
"This is definitely L!" she said stealing his wallet and looking at his fake id he made so he could drink beer. "But then who was that other L…"
MEANWHILE AT PIZZA HUT
Everyone was eating pizza and cheese went everywhere and there was tomato on the walls and it looked lick a shooting in a cheese factory.
L was thinking to himself in the bathroom.
"I hope noone figures out who I am!" he said forcefully to himself. "BECAUSE I AM NOT L! I AM LS BROTHER WHO IS CALLED….. K!"
Noone herd him except near but he had food poison so he dint care.
MORE NEXT TIME AGAIN!
