Title: Redeem
Summary: Lucious has a question and manages to redeem himself.
Warning: absurdity.
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: To be honest, everything mentioned here is copyrighted by someone other then me.
"H-Hey? Voldemort?" When there was no response, the Death Eater changed his words. 'I meant, erm, Dark Lord?"
A sigh. Then, "Yes, Lucious?"
"I was --erm-- just wondering --"
"No you may not redeem yourself in my eyes. Perhaps in the rest of the wizarding world, but never in my eyes."
"N-No! I just wanted to know..."
"Out with it!"
Lucious snapped up and rushed through his question.
"I was just wondering where you got the suit you wore today...I thought I'd fancy to buy myself one...go with my cane you know..."
A flicker of a smile appeared on the Dark Lord's mouth, there may be a chance for Lucious to redeem himself after all.
Note: Just poking fun of the OotP movie, King's Cross scene when Harry 'sees' Voldemort in his 'pimp suit'. Honestly I would definately like to know where that came from and who decided to write it in. Sure, leave out the mirror, the ring, and Kreacher but let's put the Dark Lord in a fancy suit! That'll make it better! (Maybe they thought fangirls would swoon over him like they do at the other evil men who they find sexy: Lucious, Snape, etc)
Extra Note: You may or may not have been wondering where I've been for the past two-ish weeks. Well here's my story: One day during English class my teacher made us watch two early episodes of the hit TV series Lost and compare those two episodes to Lord of the Flies. Well those two episodes got me interested enough to ask my best friend, who incidentally happens to be obessesed with Lost, if she could show me some other episodes. So, she spent an entire weekend at my house watching half of season one with me and I finished season one and two on youtube. Now we're halfway through season three because somewhere between the plane crashing and the survivors gathering together, I basically became obessed with it too. So right now I'll be a tad busy watching the rest of Lost, which is half of season three and the entirety of season four. I suspect this will all be done within a week or so, two weeks at the latest. That's a promise because youtube is my best friend right now and is what I've been watching it on this entire time, except season three which I have to watch with my friend because she wants to "see my reactions" or something. Right, so there's my excuse, my story, my alibi, whichever you prefer. I'm watching Lost. Gah. (My favorite character is Charlie by the way). I don't know if I'll be writing fanfictions for Lost too, I might write a few drabbles but I don't think so as of yet. I probably will start when I finish season four though. Season five is coming back up in January or so. Haha. Anyway, I thought I'd just tell you guys so you didn't think I was on hiatus or quitting or something. I'm not and this is just a little drabble ficlet to keep you guys occupied for a day or two because I need to type up some more drabbles and format them, which I can't do tomorrow. So yeah. Right. That's basically it. Don't give up on me please, I'm coming back, promise. (This extra note was wayyyy long.)
